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The Main Moon

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About Me

I am the moon

Yesss

One time in the 60’s a man come and put a flag in my belly

1 giant step for mankind and one small step for the moon

Yehss

Not been back since

Why you think he’s not been back?

Should I have made him a cup a tea?

Im the moon.

Look At My Background

Saturn

Jupiter

Pluto

Mars

Venus

George

That is a list of my best friends in order. In order of preference

im lonely in the moon but not lonely so much but alone

one who likes to do his own things

I do quite like abit of company

but I think for the moon its good to have your own space

in space.

My Interests

If you are the moon you don’t have a mirror

so if you wane see your face you have to have a little look in the rivers.

I have a look in their, I’m a flipping beautiful!

Im all handsome and the smooth white moon

but I have no eyebrows but I think it gives me abit more of an edge.

I'd like to meet:

When the spaceman come he did exparamintins with a hammer and a feather

seeing which one will land first and you know on the moons surface it lands at exactly the same time.

He could have done that with anything.

beach ball,

peg

magnet

little drawing of some chicken

it don’t make no difference on the moon everything lands the same.

Movies:

When you are the moon the best form you can be is the full moon

then the half moon he’s all right but the full moon is the famous moon

but the three quarters nobody gives a shit about him when does he come?

2 days into the calendar month

he’s useless

The full moon.

The moon.

The main moon

One time I saw a man looking at me with his eyes

then he picked up a tube and he looked in the tube

and he made the moon big inside the tube.

The moon big inside the tube

WEHEHE!

Hmmm telescope.

Heroes:

I got quite a lot of friends

Saturn is crazy

My favourite is Jupiter

Hallo Jupiter

HEYLO YOU

IM JUPITER

Yeh

IM A LITTLE DPRESSED THE MOON IS ALLWAYS GETTING CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING AND IM JUPITER AND IM BIGGER THAN YOU AND I DON’T GET NOTHING

Its funny Jupiter

ITS NOT FUNNY

It is a funny story’s

I WANT MY LAWNMOWER BACK

He good he says thing and they are quite funny

I DON’T SAY NOTHING FUNNY AND STOP GOING OUT WITH MY SISTER TITAS.

I got to go to sleep now, pipe down

NO NO ITS STILL EARLY FOR ME I WANA PLAY MY RECORDS.

Do you work nights

YEH

is that why you are always tired?

IM ALLWAYS TIRED.

Yes

I GOT TO MAKE SOME SALT TONIGHT AND I GOTTA CHEW FOR 2 HOURS THEN I GOTTA MAKE UP A STORY ABOUT WINE.

Everybody look at the moon everybody see the moon

NO LOOK AT JUPITER.

I am the moon I’m running about. I am in the sky like a big white fist

WHAT ABOUT JUPITER

Nothing about Jupiter. Nothing about Saturn. Saturn is crazy it play jenga with fish fingers but it’s not the moon I am the moon if I want to do a bop its okay if I wana run in the street its okay if I wana make toast its okay if I wana say hello..

Everybody love the moon

Everybody love at the moon

YOU MAKE TERRABLE TOAST.

Everybody love the moon

Nobody love Jupiter

SHUT UP.

Nobody loveing Jupiter

JUPITER IS NICE JUPITER IS SWEET WHY DOSENT SOMEBODY BEAT MY MEAT.

Big red face glowing in the sky nobody likes you I don’t know why because you not the mooooon

JUPITERS FRIENDLY JUPITERS FUN WHY DOSENT SOMBODY TOUCH MY BUN.

You don’t have to rhyme if you don’t want to……… you stupid mother fucker