If you are the moon you don’t have a mirror
so if you wane see your face you have to have a little look in the rivers.
I have a look in their, I’m a flipping beautiful!
Im all handsome and the smooth white moon
but I have no eyebrows but I think it gives me abit more of an edge.
I'd like to meet:
When the spaceman come he did exparamintins with a hammer and a feather
seeing which one will land first and you know on the moons surface it lands at exactly the same time.
He could have done that with anything.
beach ball,
peg
magnet
little drawing of some chicken
it don’t make no difference on the moon everything lands the same.
Movies:
When you are the moon the best form you can be is the full moon
then the half moon he’s all right but the full moon is the famous moon
but the three quarters nobody gives a shit about him when does he come?
2 days into the calendar month
he’s useless
The full moon.
The moon.
The main moon
One time I saw a man looking at me with his eyes
then he picked up a tube and he looked in the tube
and he made the moon big inside the tube.
The moon big inside the tube
WEHEHE!
Hmmm telescope.
Heroes:
I got quite a lot of friends
Saturn is crazy
My favourite is Jupiter
Hallo Jupiter
HEYLO YOU
IM JUPITER
Yeh
IM A LITTLE DPRESSED THE MOON IS ALLWAYS GETTING CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING AND IM JUPITER AND IM BIGGER THAN YOU AND I DON’T GET NOTHING
Its funny Jupiter
ITS NOT FUNNY
It is a funny story’s
I WANT MY LAWNMOWER BACK
He good he says thing and they are quite funny
I DON’T SAY NOTHING FUNNY AND STOP GOING OUT WITH MY SISTER TITAS.
I got to go to sleep now, pipe down
NO NO ITS STILL EARLY FOR ME I WANA PLAY MY RECORDS.
Do you work nights
YEH
is that why you are always tired?
IM ALLWAYS TIRED.
Yes
I GOT TO MAKE SOME SALT TONIGHT AND I GOTTA CHEW FOR 2 HOURS THEN I GOTTA MAKE UP A STORY ABOUT WINE.
Everybody look at the moon everybody see the moon
NO LOOK AT JUPITER.
I am the moon I’m running about. I am in the sky like a big white fist
WHAT ABOUT JUPITER
Nothing about Jupiter. Nothing about Saturn. Saturn is crazy it play jenga with fish fingers but it’s not the moon I am the moon if I want to do a bop its okay if I wana run in the street its okay if I wana make toast its okay if I wana say hello..
Everybody love the moon
Everybody love at the moon
YOU MAKE TERRABLE TOAST.
Everybody love the moon
Nobody love Jupiter
SHUT UP.
Nobody loveing Jupiter
JUPITER IS NICE JUPITER IS SWEET WHY DOSENT SOMEBODY BEAT MY MEAT.
Big red face glowing in the sky nobody likes you I don’t know why because you not the mooooon
JUPITERS FRIENDLY JUPITERS FUN WHY DOSENT SOMBODY TOUCH MY BUN.
You don’t have to rhyme if you don’t want to……… you stupid mother fucker
