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About Me

I have a kitten named Cassie and she's the cutest girl ever. I have another kitten named Ringo and I'm pretty convinced that he's part pony. He's huge.

I got a 171 on my LSAT, which places me in the 98th percentile. I might want to go to law school. I might also want to get my M.A. in English. Either way I'm probably stuck with no job and a whole lot of graduate school debt.

I am 23 and I am trying to figure out why the life that lies in front of me looks so fucking bleak. It shouldn't be that way, right? Or is this one of those "such is life" kind of moments?

I love tea, but Argo Tea stole my business idea. Those jerks. Their founder is Armenian. Maybe I can pull the "ethnic bond" card and he'll give me a job. That would be pretty sweet.

I am working on becoming totally fucking awesome. Again. "Me, me, me. I'm so fucking cool. La di fucking da."

Rock out.

My Interests

Reading, wasting time .., being happy, music, knitting, crocheting, quilting, Harvest Moon, Felix the Cat, being nerdy, constantly learning, the law, being terrified of the LSAT, moving out of my parents' house, letting other people fix my car, stalking people on the internet, writing letters, cats, collecting pins, the history of the Bible.

I'd like to meet:

Fictional Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Sydney Carton, O'Olish Amaneh, Iago, Atticus Finch, Hannibal Lecter, the Master, the devil, archangel Gabriel, Kilgore Trout, Daniel Jackson, Felix the Cat.

Real People: My father, Quentin Tarantino, Richard Dean Anderson, Kurt Vonnegut, John Simpson, Ernest Hemingway, Samuel Johnson, Jesus Christ.

Music:

Cake is really the only band I like enough to list here. Other than that, my music tastes are excessively eclectic and range through the entire spectrum from ultra crap to classics to amazing.

Movies:

The Grave of the Fireflies, Silence of the Lambs, The Matrix, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Four Rooms, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Ran, The Last Unicorn, My Neighbor Totoro, Kiki's Delivery Service, MST3K: the Movie, Death Race 2000, Brick.

Television:

Lost, House, ST:TNG, Stargate: SG-1.

Books:

To Kill A Mockingbird, The Master and Margarita, Riverrun, The Old Man and the Sea, A Tale of Two Cities, The Stranger, The Plague, Angel Fire East, The Professor and the Madman, The Meaning of Everything, Alas Babylon, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Breakfast of Champions, The Remains of the Day, Never Let Me Go.

Heroes:

God, Jesus, and the Pope. Because someday my word will be infallible law, too.

And my kittens, Cassie and Ringo. Because someday I really will be that cute.

My Blog

Screw you, Pluto!

After an intense meeting of a lot of astronomers in Prague, they have come up with a new classification system for the planets.http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4795755.st mThere are now eight ...
Posted by Miss Marley on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:13:00 PST

KITTEN!!

This past Friday, July 14, I bought a kitten! Her name is Cassidy and she's the cutest thing I've ever seen. Kurt has been kind enough to host pictures of her so I can link to them and let you all enj...
Posted by Miss Marley on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:22:00 PST

It's getting crowded in here...

About a month ago, my breasts grew one and one half cup sizes for no particularly apparent reason. God, are you trying to tell me to be a porn star? If so, please also bless me with anorexia. Only ...
Posted by Miss Marley on Tue, 02 May 2006 06:07:00 PST

Burning bitter enmity

Some bulletins go like this:"Re-post in 199 secunds or/ less or ur will looz some1 you lyk or luv."I never repost those bulletins. It's not because I'm upset about the poor spelling or grammar or punc...
Posted by Miss Marley on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:28:00 PST