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Lalees

I'm Building an Army of Stupid

About Me



Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

My Interests


You Are Beef
You're big, burly, and maybe even a little stinky. And no one's going to come between you and a good steak.
And you've probably never met a vegetable you like, unless fries and ketchup count.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

System of a Down, The Killers, Marilyn Manson, tATu, Jimmy Eat World, Beatles, Kanye West, Wheatus, Tub Ring, and Nada Surf (for their one, great song).

Movies:

Sin City, Monster Squad, Super Troopers, Pocahontas, Mulan, The Departed, Primal Fear, LOTR, and POTC.

Television:

24, Nip/Tuck, Big Love, House, Grey's Anatomy, CSI:Vegas, Law & Order: SVU, & WYWO.

Books:

I'll read anything...EVERYTHING. I find something I like about every book I read, despite how bad it may truly be.

Heroes:

My dad and anyone patient enough to love me.

My Blog

Getting My Virgin Hair Dyed in 30 Minutes...

TEN EMOTIONS.1. are you missing someone right now?: Yes2. are you happy?: Yes3. are you talking to anyone right now?: No5. are you german: 75%6. are you irish: Honestly, I'm not sure. My great-great g...
Posted by Carla on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST

LIES!!!!

The Most Personal Quiz, Ever.1. Who were you with last night?. No one... I sat alone in my room all night.2. What woke you up this morning?The alarm on my cell phone.3. Where are you?In my room.4. Is ...
Posted by Carla on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:47:00 PST

Setting Myself for Failure! HORRAH!

t h e l e t t e r AAre you available?: Nope.What is your age?: 22What annoys you?: Waiting.t h e l e t t e r BDo you know anyone named Billy?: Yes, Tom.When is your birthday?: September 12thWho i...
Posted by Carla on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:11:00 PST

These Shoes are 300 Fucking Dollars.... LET'S GET 'EM!

1.) Where did you bring in 2006?At my house... w/ Mark... all hopped up on pain killers. 2.) What was your status by Valentine's Day?Very much taken. 3.) Were you in school (anytime this year)?January...
Posted by Carla on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST

I will explode your face.

Relationship Survey1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed, again?Yes, he's my boyfriend, stupid survey. 2. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you they love you?Four... that I can remember...
Posted by Carla on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST

Leave my room out of this!

Full Name: Carla Anne Vervack (in grade school, I used to try to convince people that my full name was actually "Carla Carly Anne Vervack")Birthday: 09/12/1984Birthplace: HinsdaleEye Color: Steel...
Posted by Carla on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

JIMINY CRICKET!

Random MySpace Survey 25 Questions 1. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?A zombie.  2. What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger? And do you prefer...
Posted by Carla on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:06:00 PST

CHRISTMAS!

CHRISTMAS SURVEY1. Mistle toe or snow?Snow2. Santa or rudolph?Santa3. Stocking or presents?STOCKING!4. Hot chocolate with marshmallows or without?With marshmellows5. Angel or star?Angel6. Decorating t...
Posted by Carla on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:49:00 PST

my 5th graders call me "V-Dawg"

RULES:: You can't say anything but true or false. no explaining anything unless they message you and ask.Appearance:I'm short: FalseI have many scars: TrueI tan easily: FalseI burn easily: TrueI wish ...
Posted by Carla on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:28:00 PST

no one is too old for Heads-Up 7-Up

..~--~.. Yay or Nay ..~--~..   rule #1: You can only say Yes or No!rule #2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!Q: Kissed someone on your top 24?A. YesQ: ...
Posted by Carla on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:51:00 PST