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I am Adam Michael Wellendorf aka Wobini, Adam Number 1, Wobinski, Dorf, and all sorts of other nicknames I don‘t feel like listing. Seriously, I‘ve got like 20. If you'd like to learn more, then read on, my dear reader, read on! If not, that's fine too.I was born and raised on a farm in the great state of Illinois. My family and I are not farmers, we just happened to live there. Thanks Grandma! Besides myself, Illinois also spawned such delightful characters as Mary Todd, who went incredibly insane, but for very good reasons, and John Wayne Gacy Jr., who would kidnap people, dress up as a clown, and murder them. FUN! Ancient Illinoisans entertained themselves by fending off attacks from Black Hawk Indians, but that got boring after awhile, so they did the first thing that came to mind: Wiped out their entire civilization. Years later, they realized this may not have been the nicest thing to do, so we named our hockey team after them as compensation.
I spent most of my younger years a loner with few to no friends, reading books, playing video games, and avoiding the cool kids who had some odd obsession with my underwear and would either pull my underwear up or my pants down to see. Those crazy cool kids.
Sometime after High School I discovered alcohol, and thus became cool myself, made lots of friends, and my underwear was no longer much of an issue. I went to DeVry studying Electronics for a year, but decided that wasn't for me and quit. I then went to my local community college while continue to work at a call center for Playboy Products (clothing, DVDs, back issues, that sort of thing) before I decided I didn't want to do that anymore, so quit both those places and joined the Navy. Decided that wasn't for me and quit that after a year, which technically you’re not allowed to do, but I got away with it because I am Adam and God loves me.
After that I came back to work for Playboy, now Infinity Resources Inc., worked my way up to supervisor, got annoyed with the fact that if other people fucked up it was my fault, found what I hoped would be a better job, and so quit there too. At my new place, I talk to people who requested information about the Online University I work for, and long story short try to get them to enroll in my school. It's not bad, money is fricken great, and, for those who want to go to school, I am helping them make their lives better, which I enojoy. The downside is that I am expected to enroll so many people a month, which is really up to them, so once again I find myself being judged on what other people do or don't do. *sigh*
People tell me I'm nice, funny, laid back, a huge smartass, generous, caring, and all sorts of other good things. I'm the kinda guy who will drive an hour to pick up a friend who needs a ride and want nothing in return. In regards to being a smartass thing, 'I' think it's obvious when I'm joking and when I'm being serious. As a general rule of thumb, if something 'could' be taken as a joke, chances are I was joking. It's very rare that I would actually want to piss someone off, so don't take me to seriously. Also, for some reason, the better mood I'm in or the more I'm enjoying someone's company, the bigger a smartass I become, I don't know exactly why that is, but it's true. However, I am aware that not everyone out there gets the whole smartass sense of humor, so I try to tone it down around people that aren't smart enough to understand it. And now some more about me.
I have very eclectic tastes, I can get into just about anything, and thus seem to be able to get along with pretty much everyone. If I remember my fantasy novels correctly, my combination of caring and non-judgment makes me a lot like Jesus. However unlike JC, I really am white. Hehe, no worries, he knows I'm just playin. While I don't necessarily consider my goodness to be a bad thing, as we all know, nice guys finish last, and thus I never get the pussy.
I think the root of my kindness comes from reading way to many books and playing to many video games as a child where the hero saves the world and all that fun stuff. While I have no intention of trying to save the world (it is a diaper, and like all diapers, I feel someone else should change it) if I am in a situation where I can help someone, but don't, I feel guilty about it, and thus 9/10 times will always go out of my way to help other people. Not so surprisingly, given everything else, honor and honesty are big things with me, if I say I'm going to do something, I do it, unless something honestly comes up that prevents me from doing so. My biggest pet peeve are people who say they're going to do something, but don't, even as minor as saying I'll call you but they forget. I'm also a huge advocate of freedom and free will, and will fight for both at the drop of a hat and piss upon any who would take it away from another.
I dislike people who are hypocrites, racist, sexist, anti-gay, liars, illogical (It's this way cause I say it's this way, and that's enough!) lack will power (any addiction, really), are arrogant, cocky, and ignorant, but think they know everything. I know what I know, and make no claims to knowing anything more. I hate thieves in regards to people stealing other peoples personal possessions, but don't have any problem with people ripping off major corporations. That might sound hypocritical to anyone who views the world as black and white and thinks stealing is stealing, but you're wrong. When it comes to personal possessions, you wouldn't want someone to take your stuff, so you shouldn't take theirs. However major corporations have lots of money, and if someone is smart enough to figure out how to get something out of them for nothing, then props to them. It's little/no cost for the company and potentially major gain for the thief, who obviously needs it or wouldn't be stealing in the first place. No harm done means I don't care.
One of my other biggest pet peeves are people who stay in relationships that just don't make sense. Example: Girl is in a relationship with a douche bag of a guy who treats her like shit, but stills stays with him for some reason, like fear of being alone or thinks she can change him....Bullshit! Theirs nothing wrong with, and a lot of pluses, to being single, and no one has the right to change anyone, they have to do that for themselves.
I could start a huge relationship rant right here but I won't, once I start writing I have trouble stopping, if you've actually read all the way to this point you've probably figured that out by now. Thus, dear reader, I shall end this here for now, though I'll most likely update this as things change or I just feel like it. Ta!