delayed gratification, please, thank you, gauze eypatches, Mel*C® Brand Poodle Snacks, music, movies, video games, design, illustration, animation, photography* (*amateurish), the typing of words, incinerating weighted companion cubes, Brad Neely , bowling, shitty CG on bowling alley monitors, sane lefty politics from the safety of my armchair, the Huffington Post every damn day, metal, google image search, knives, married to the sea , maintaining chip-free shoulders, that certain transcendent level of crazy that only japanese art/toys/pop culture can hit, Costco, Zesto's vanilla milkshakes, simulated meats, camping, cats, sanrio, Zero Punctuation , perfectly executed gore FX, black coffee strong enough to dissolve my gums, manual transmissions, driving, road trips, cornering at imprudent speeds, krumping, surprising the people with the nice things, taking my rightful place as a loyal yet suffering 3rd generation Detroit Lions fan, the bloggings of Chris Kelly , indian food, thai food, middle eastern food, mexican food, food in general, dining out and eating said food, action.
maybe just some nice people.
and/or:
In lieu of jamming an endless list of bands in your eyeholes:
Beyond this - if you miraculously give half a damn - you can lookit my recent listening habits here:
www.last.fm/user/dirtstache/
American Movie, Amelie, Barfly, Buffalo 66, Capturing the Friedmans, Children of Men, City of God, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Dawn of the Dead (old & new), Delicatessen, Election, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fargo, The Fog of War, Full Metal Jacket, Glengarry Glen Ross, Happiness, High Plains Drifter, Hoop Dreams, Jackass 1 & 2, The King of Comedy, Kung Fu Hustle, Lost in Translation, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Miller's Crossing, No Country For Old Men, Paradise Lost, Punch-Drunk Love, Raising Arizona, The Royal Tenenbaums, Shaolin Soccer, The Squid and the Whale, Taxi Driver, The Warriors, Windy City Heat.
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This really could have been horrifyingly long.
THE WIRE, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, The Office (both), Extras, Real Time with Bill Maher.
R.I.P.: Rome, Deadwood, Strangers With Candy, Wonder Showzen, Mr. Show, The Sopranos, Larry Sanders, Ali G, Jackass, T.V. Funhouse.
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but really... i sure don't watch a whole helluva lot of tee vee. Kinda rather buy/rent the DVDs.
Post Office, Please Kill Me, Street Kingdom, The Dirt, Clockers, Naked, Breakfast of Champions, Fear and Loathing On the Campaign Trail '72, Rum Punch, Grab onto Me Tightly as if I Knew the Way... uhhhh... muhhhhh...
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oh, who am i kidding. i read so many more internets than books these days. I am not so proud of this fact.
Who the hell invented the sandwich?
They ought to write a book about him.