I am a square, squared. Think Adam Ant's "Goody Two Shoes". I rarely drink these days, nor do I smoke. As you can guess by my previous statement, I most certainly don't care for drugs, either. That is not to say that I am without any vices, but perhaps my vices are less typical than most...
Much like PeeWee Herman, I consider myself to be "a loner" and "a rebel", and I spend the vast majority of my time chillin' at home alone being a hermit. However, I am prone to bouts of social butterflydom from time to time.
I tend to have some quirky nonsensical interests. Such as: while my diet is primarily vegetarian, I simply adore taxidermy in all forms. And while I am rather old-fashioned in nature, I pose naked on SuicideGirls.com . My favorite flowers are dandelions, though most people consider them to be weeds. My favorite music is both 80's new wave and traditional jazz. Poor grammar and spelling are two of my biggest pet peeves, yet ebonics are part of my most frequently used vocabulary.
I like to collect records (45's especially these days), thrift shop like a fiend, have a huge 'thing' for all things anthropomorphic (but especially vintage knick-knacks), I love to bowl and play cards (and occasionally do both simultaneously!), and I also make collages and oil paint from time to time.
