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Kevy

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About Me

"Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity." - Nick Diamos ------ I'm about 5' 4" / Around 118lbs, Hair: Special Effects- Blood Red, many tattoos, big boots, sometimes heels and a limited color palette of dark clothes. I am a pyromaniac. I don't eat many vegetables. I can cook. i have a raging domestic side that comes out randomly. Love a good glass/bottle of red wine. I have a sneaking suspicion that the government is watching me. I swear a lot. Blood, engines, fire, and mass destruction are pretty! As much as I love intelligent conversation I also appreciate silence and do not feel the need to take up every minute of space with chatter. I'll give ya the last buck in my wallet. I'll raise money for bail (the first time). I will answer the phone at 4 in the morning and come pick your drunk ass up. I've watched a lot of Discovery Channel so I can help hide the bodies. I back up my family. I do not respond well when strangers address me as as "hey cutie." I act all tough but I like being treated like a lady. Side effects may include: Excessive Internal Bleeding, Blunt Force Trauma, Dizziness, Mumbling & Seizures, Hallucinations, Irritation, NOT For Recreational Use, Spontaneously Combustible, NOT To Be Used As A Floatation Device, Fire Hazard, Choking Hazard, Limited Time Warranty. Online Status Icons

My Interests

Safety Third! * things that burn * flamable liquids * my SV650s * cooking * reading * Toasted Head Merlot * movies * I really enjoy my job * 8 years @ Burning Man (Thunderdome) * playing with fire * guns * asphyxiation * clubs & dancing, usually the spooky/industrial variety * 1 cat, 1 lizard * MAC person * playing dead *

I'd like to meet:

I went and got me a REAL MAN so don't be tryin' to add me if you're just lookin' around for a piece of ass. This one's taken. Amazingly enough my new man fits most of my criteria. I have yet to see him in a kilt but he's Italian so that may not happen. It's cool, I'm willing to compromise. ----------------Same "Who I'd like to Meet" message for over a year------------ Interested in people who DON'T ask stupid questions like: "Can you ride that motorcycle?" Someone who can talk as much as me, say interesting things and not annoy the crap out of me. Someone who doesn't feel the need to yell when they're sitting right next to me. You appreciate the cultural significance of the flame thrower and fake blood. The general public disturbs and annoys you but you keep quiet and smile so you can just get through the line with your groceries. Can you laugh at yourself? Are you employed? Do you have your shit together like a real live adult? Do you have a life of your own? Can you act your age? Can you think past lunch? Do low level explosives, the smell of kerosene and the sight of blood turn you on? Shaved heads, short or funny colored hair are cool. Tattoos are good. Men in kilts are goooood. Someone who likes to go to the Getty and just hang out. Someone who lives to be in a good mood and isn't intolerable during the bad ones. Someone who can take care of me and will let me take care of them. Someone to talk to. Someone I don't have to talk to every moment. Someone who likes my friends. Someone to make plans with. Someone who doesn't get all squirley when plans change. Someone who knows when to listen to good advice and knows when to give it. Someone I can just be with. HOWEVER... Are you someone who just want's to screw the freaky chick for a while? If so, PISS OFF! Tired of you! NOT into the waifish-Euro-Pop, grungy-scraggly, meth-skinny uber-goth types. Pants must be secure around the waist and relatively clean (unless covered in playa or motor oil). No fucking hippies or ravers. No fucking vegans. No fucking poetry or over sensitive artists. No fucking insecure or over competitive jackasses. And no young'uns. Damn, I am picky. I'm really not this abrasive. Trying to keep the riff-raff out.

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Music:

Tool, Skinny Puppy, Hank III, Static-X, Poe, Fear Factory, The Real McKenzies, Dwarves, Misfits, Ministry, Cash, DMX, Cadillac Tramps, New Model Army, Manson, Mudvayne, Demented Are Go, Outkast, Thrill Kill Kult, Diatribe, Soulfly, Rob / White Zombie- whatever. I thought both were good. random goth / industrial stuff, Rockabilly, Swing, some 80's and whatever else I like the sound of. HATE Trance/Rave /TripHop/ Electronica music or any variation of it. If it's been six hours and you can't tell if the song has changed, there's a problem.

Movies:

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Music Video Love movies (but most of them aren't worth the $10 to see them in the theatre). The short list: Alien, Aliens, Boondock Saints, Cemetary Man, Dead Alive, Fear and Loathing in LasVegas, House of a 1,000 Corpses, Nightbreed, Fight Club, Cinema Paradiso, Sleepy Hollow, Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, Road Warrior, Fifth Element, 12 Monkeys, True Romance, 187, The Professional. Oh, and Singing in the Rain. I have no idea why, I hate musicals, I just seem to really like this one. I think LOTR is FUCKING BORING!

Television:

Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Dead Like Me, Carnivale (I think I get it now, oh, wait nope it still makes no sense), ER, CSI, hours and hours of Discovery Channel (all of them), The paramedic shows are the best. Learning to be a good woman and cook by watching lots of Food Network.

Books:

VARLA, VARLA, VARLA, Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thomson, Anne Rice, Vachss, Alice Walker, Margaret Attwood, Neil Gaiman, William Gibson, Clive Barker

Heroes:

My mom raised me practically on her own, put me through school, kept my head above water while I was unemployed after the tech bust AND she came to Burning Man with me. She fucking rocks.

My Blog

We’re all set up and running.

We're moved in! We've been busy! And when we're not busy we're resting. I started work last week. Jonathan is working his contacts and looking for a job now.There's still boxes to unpack but we're ess...
Posted by Kevy on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:36:00 PST

motorcycle proverbs

this'll make you laugh out loud.http://www.mac-pac.org/temp/motivation.html
Posted by Kevy on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:52:00 PST

a little advice if you have kids...

DON'T PAY TO SEND THEM TO ART SCHOOL!!!!!So I'm trying to go to business school. Continuing education. You know, raise my salary a little. Thought I might try to get an MBA over the next few years. It...
Posted by Kevy on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:09:00 PST

Zombie The Hedgehog

adopt your own virtual pet!...
Posted by Kevy on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:56:00 PST

Not Paranoid Enough

Check this out.http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-826005992376262 8848&q=loose changeThis guy has done a couple movies on 9/11 I think.I've been saying it from day one. Controled demolition....Ca...
Posted by Kevy on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:39:00 PST

is this supposed to happen?

do you ever feel disposeable?what happens if you find yourself not getting very upset about it?is that right?
Posted by Kevy on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:47:00 PST

X-Mess & New Years Pics Posted

I have posted my X-Mess dinner and New Years Eve pics on Ofoto. http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=jdl5k87.8alzt5bj&x=0&y=- hpqo11 Enjoy
Posted by Kevy on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 08:17:00 PST

Kitten Goes to Vegas!

We had a great weekend in Vegas. Didn't really party hard but we still got to do a lot. We had much buffet, saw pretty art, played at the shark tanks, went to a Cirque show, rode the rollercoasters...
Posted by Kevy on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:31:00 PST

Don't Shop At Target This X-Mess

Yes this is for real. Just when you thought it couldn't get any scarier... At what point did it become ok for a Pharmacist to start making decisions about your health care??? I thought those were p...
Posted by Kevy on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:02:00 PST

Miss The Boy

I HEART HIM
Posted by Kevy on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 07:55:00 PST