Safety Third! * things that burn * flamable liquids * my SV650s * cooking * reading * Toasted Head Merlot * movies * I really enjoy my job * 8 years @ Burning Man (Thunderdome) * playing with fire * guns * asphyxiation * clubs & dancing, usually the spooky/industrial variety * 1 cat, 1 lizard * MAC person * playing dead *
I went and got me a REAL MAN so don't be tryin' to add me if you're just lookin' around for a piece of ass. This one's taken. Amazingly enough my new man fits most of my criteria. I have yet to see him in a kilt but he's Italian so that may not happen. It's cool, I'm willing to compromise. ----------------Same "Who I'd like to Meet" message for over a year------------
Interested in people who DON'T ask stupid questions like: "Can you ride that motorcycle?" Someone who can talk as much as me, say interesting things and not annoy the crap out of me. Someone who doesn't feel the need to yell when they're sitting right next to me. You appreciate the cultural significance of the flame thrower and fake blood. The general public disturbs and annoys you but you keep quiet and smile so you can just get through the line with your groceries. Can you laugh at yourself? Are you employed? Do you have your shit together like a real live adult? Do you have a life of your own? Can you act your age? Can you think past lunch? Do low level explosives, the smell of kerosene and the sight of blood turn you on? Shaved heads, short or funny colored hair are cool. Tattoos are good. Men in kilts are goooood. Someone who likes to go to the Getty and just hang out. Someone who lives to be in a good mood and isn't intolerable during the bad ones. Someone who can take care of me and will let me take care of them. Someone to talk to. Someone I don't have to talk to every moment. Someone who likes my friends. Someone to make plans with. Someone who doesn't get all squirley when plans change. Someone who knows when to listen to good advice and knows when to give it. Someone I can just be with. HOWEVER... Are you someone who just want's to screw the freaky chick for a while? If so, PISS OFF! Tired of you! NOT into the waifish-Euro-Pop, grungy-scraggly, meth-skinny uber-goth types. Pants must be secure around the waist and relatively clean (unless covered in playa or motor oil). No fucking hippies or ravers. No fucking vegans. No fucking poetry or over sensitive artists. No fucking insecure or over competitive jackasses. And no young'uns. Damn, I am picky. I'm really not this abrasive. Trying to keep the riff-raff out.
Tool, Skinny Puppy, Hank III, Static-X, Poe, Fear Factory, The Real McKenzies, Dwarves, Misfits, Ministry, Cash, DMX, Cadillac Tramps, New Model Army, Manson, Mudvayne, Demented Are Go, Outkast, Thrill Kill Kult, Diatribe, Soulfly, Rob / White Zombie- whatever. I thought both were good. random goth / industrial stuff, Rockabilly, Swing, some 80's and whatever else I like the sound of. HATE Trance/Rave /TripHop/ Electronica music or any variation of it. If it's been six hours and you can't tell if the song has changed, there's a problem.
Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Dead Like Me, Carnivale (I think I get it now, oh, wait nope it still makes no sense), ER, CSI, hours and hours of Discovery Channel (all of them), The paramedic shows are the best. Learning to be a good woman and cook by watching lots of Food Network.
VARLA, VARLA, VARLA, Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thomson, Anne Rice, Vachss, Alice Walker, Margaret Attwood, Neil Gaiman, William Gibson, Clive Barker
My mom raised me practically on her own, put me through school, kept my head above water while I was unemployed after the tech bust AND she came to Burning Man with me. She fucking rocks.