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Big Gay Alf

Disorder Magazine Cleaner and star fucker

About Me

I'm a shit kicker,Robber,and bully and get good Money for doing it. I also hate the poor,the homeless and ginger hair people-but then again don't everyone. Also hate Sally with the big Nose at No.21. And if i win this event i'll............. sorry going back to my Miss World Days. I'm a friend to all the stars. The Girls Love me, so do the gays.

My Interests

I like Swimming, Sex, Pigeons, Music, Fashion, Clubbing, Collecting Vivienne Westwood clothes, collecting Men with big................... Also me and Sis, are putting a dance troop together called Fruit Cocktail We're going to be Big.................

I'd like to meet:

The Devil, Madonna, Lady Di, and my Parents, and the fucker who give me Genital Warts.

Music:

Disco, Electro, 70'S Punk, New Wave, and Easy List. The sound of People Crying,

Movies:

Salior's on shore leave, Cowboys shack and any other film i've been a fluffer on.

Television:

Crossroads, and the best comedy the paralympics

Books:

Don't get time to read that much, but do go round making sure my Telephone No. is on Toilet walls,and reading messages that people have left.

Heroes:

Electro Gran - Good to see a old bag of Bones, who sinks of Piss, still going out picking up the young boys. But in the morning they waking up to see death laying next to them. Long May she Reign.