My interests include playing guitar, surfing the internet (especially philosophy discussion boards ), The Story of O, dancing at clubs, dancing at lindy exchanges, dancing at blues exchanges, (I fukkin love to dance) listening to metal, and putting paper bags over my head and setting the bag ON FIRE
I'd like to meet some fucking awesome people at PSU, and of course -- Walt Whitman!
Damage Inc.
I like the following bands: Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Evanescence, Staind, Manowar, Sentenced, My Dying Bride, Nightwish, Slayer, Motorhead, Jimi, Led Zeppelin, Iced Earth, Nevermore, As I Lay Dying, Killswitch Engage, Luca Turilli, November's Doom, At The Gates, Arch Enemy, Witchery, The Haunted, Shadow's Fall, Sodom, Dew Scented, Dark Angel, Godsmack, Bal-Sagoth, Carnal Forge, Hypnosia, Fear Factory, The Gathering, and about 100 other underground metal bands that are probably too cool for you.
The Survey- All About You
. . . B a s i c s . . .
Name/Nickname Q
Sex both
Age too young to answer this question
Height/Weight 8'5", 90 lbs
School all of them
. . . C h o o s e 1 . . .
Ghetto/Prep/Skater whaaa...? Which would I like to kill? All of them
Water/Soda watered down soda, BITCH
Ice cream/Cake neither
Fruits/Vegetables I think the souls of your enemies is much healthier
Girls/Guys girls
Talking: On Phone/ In Person in person
Hook Ups/Relationships hook ups are teh r0x0rZ
Dancing/Singing pillaging
Whole Milk/Skim Milk whole milk... skim milk is for pansies who's mothers fold their underwear
Cereal/Bagel cereal muthafucka!
Winter/Summer Summer... of SAM
Love/Lust lust... ohhh yeah.... mmmm....
Usher/50 cent Metallica
. . . L o v e L i f e . . .
Do you like anyone? No
If so, who? If not... then I can't answer this question now CAN I?? wtf...
Number of boyfriends/girlfriends you have had I have to go down to my basement and check...
With who and when was your last hookup? again, I'll have to refer to my basement cache
Have you ever been in love? fuck no, bitch
Do you believe in love at first sight? do you believe in a thing called love? Just listen to the rhythm of my...
Have you ever went out with someone even if you didn't like them? Of course. It's called marriage
Did you ever reject anyone? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Did you ever cry over someone of the opposite sex? Do I conduct with my penis?
How do you act towards the person you like? As nice as humanly possible
Are you a tease/big flirt? no
. . . T h i n g s Y o u L i k e T o D o . . .
Favorite place to hang out? the graveyard
Do you drink? I'm drinking right now
Have you ever been drunk? no... even though I inject alcohol intravenously
Do you smoke? fuck off, bitch!
Do you like the mall? do you like a finger in your eye??
Are you an indoor or outdoor person? A mordor person
Do you do any sports or extracurricular activities? I engage in cross country killing sprees bi-annually
On your weekends, where can you almost always be found? where I'm at
Who has the best house to hang out at? this homeless guy I know
What's your favorite...
Singer: you
Movie: me
TV show: JOPtionPane.showMessageDialog(null,"WTF","WTF box", JOPtionPane.QUESTION_MESSAGE)
Actor: fred flinstone
Actress: Godzilla
Restaraunt: me
Food: Chinchilla
Vacation spot: The City of Dis
Season: Mating season (oh yeah...)
Holiday: all of them
Day of the year: yesterday
Friend: Satan
Song: The Bible
Color: Alfred
Flavor soda: Windows XP
Type cookie: [email protected]
Store: Flava Flav's "Unecessary Accessories"
What Do You Look For In a Guy/Girl
Height
Age x^2 +23423X - 101 = 0 (solve for x, bitch)
Weight any girl who's gravitational pull has an escape velocity greater than 3 * 10^8 meters per second
Personality none
Clothing style nekkid
Hair color bleach black
Do opposites really attract? no... because yes
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Family Guy, Seinfeld, The Simpsons
I always get depressed when people ask me what my favorite books are, because when I was 5 years old, the Islamic Terrorist who kidnapped my family said that reading was evil and all books were created by Satan and proofread by Santa Clause... which is really weird because Muslims don't celebrate Christmas... but anyway, I never learned how to read. I'd like to learn to read some day, but I dunno... I think I'll go for a walk.
My hero is the guy who's the great-grandfather of my son's daughter-in-law's husband's children