If it involves either cerebella or pudenda, you can bet I'm interested in it. Preferably both, concurrently, with gusto...
(Shouldn't it be "WHOM I'd like to meet"?)
The Heavenly Mother.
But, failing that:
The eternal, yet infernal.
The omniscious, yet delicious.
The ubiquitous, yet iniquitous.
The quixotic, yet erotic.
The studious, yet pulchritudious.
The detested & vasocongested.
The lucubrating & lubricious.
The delectably unelectable.
I am not easily befriended. If you should consider yourself somehow worthy of joining my elite & illustrious cadre of electronic cohorts, perhaps you will have the perspicacity and courtesy to engage me beforehand in some sort of dialogue? Chat me up, cajole me with idle blandishments? Refute my specious arguments and faulty ratiocination? Beguile and persuade me with the attributes that potentially qualify you for the position? E.g.:
"I'm pretty good with a bowstaff."
"I can put my ankles behind my head."
"I know how to use 'floccipaucinihilipilification' in a sentence -- correctly."
"I have no gag reflex."
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Simple. If it's good, I like it. If it's no good, I no like it.
The more bleeps and bloops, the bletter.
Here's a hint: if the unwashed masses go for it, you can bet it's
NOT GOOD. ..
Movies: NO.
Film: YES.
Me 'n the missus share a terminal case of cinephilia.
We're treating it, though...
No thanks, I quit.
That stuff'll kill ya...
Non-fiction.
People who can't help but be good at what they do, doing what they love.
To wit:
Adam Corolla ,
Alexander McQueen ,
Alexey Pajitnov ,
Alfred Yankovich ,
Andy Warhol ,
Ann Druyan ,
Armando Huerta ,
Arthur Schopenhauer ,
Ayn Rand ,
Banksy ,
Baz Luhrmann ,
B.B. Thornton ,
Beck Campbell ,
Bill Maher ,
Bill Watterson II ,
Bizarro ,
Bjork ,
Bob Dobbs ,
Buckminster Fuller ,
Carl Sagan ,
Cate Blanchett ,
Cecil Adams ,
Charles Darwin ,
Charlie Kaufman ,
Christian Bök ,
Chuck Close ,
Chuck Parker ,
Cindy Crawford ,
Chuck Klosterman ,
Confucius ,
Copernicus ,
Dalai Lama (the) ,
Dan & Dean Caten ,
Daniel Edwards ,
Danny Savage ,
Data ,
Darren Aronofsky ,
Dave Barry ,
Davey Beckham ,
Dean Kamen ,
Derren Brown ,
Descartes ,
Diderot ,
Don Trump ,
Dr. Bart Ehrman ,
Edward R. Murrow ,
e e cummings ,
Elaine Pagels ,
Enro Rubik ,
Eric White ,
Erik von Markovik ,
Fareed Zakaria ,
The Flight of the Conchords ,
Frank L. Wright ,
Frederick Douglass ,
G.S. Buddha ,
Gary Larson ,
Geoff Chaucer ,
George Carlin ,
George Clinton ,
George Lucas ,
George Orwell ,
Greg Easterbrook ,
Helen Keller ,
Helmut Newton ,
Henry Rollins ,
H. L. Mencken ,
Hussein Chalayan ,
Isaac Asimov ,
(Sir) Isaac Newton ,
James (the Amazing) Randi ,
Jared Diamond ,
Jean-Luc Picard ,
Jeremy Blake ,
Jeremy Scott ,
J.H. Christ ,
Jeff Koons ,
Joan of Arc,
John Cage,
Johnny Depp,
John Archibald Wheeler ,
John Galliano,
Joseph Campbell,
Joseph Kittinger ,
Joseph Smith,
Keith Olbermann ,
Kim Warp ,
L. Da Vinci,
Lenny Kravitz,
Li'l Stevie Hawking,
Luc Besson,
Marc Hauser,
Marc Newson,
Marilyn Vos Savant ,
Martin Margiela ,
Matt Groening,
Mawlana Jalaluddin Rumi ,
Michel Gondry,
Mike Patton ,
Milla Jovovich,
MLK Jr.,
Nicole Kidman,
Noah Webster,
Noam Chomski,
Oliver North (the thespian),
Orville & Wilbur Wright,
Oscar the Grouch,
Patrick Stewart ,
Paul Barman ,
Paul Smith,
Pericles ,
Pete Picasso ,
Phillip K. Dick,
Phillipe Starck,
Q ,
Pierre Molinier,
Q. Tarantino ,
Renzo Rosso ,
Richard Cheese ,
Richard Dawkins ,
Richard Feynman ,
Richard Phillips ,
Robert Indiana ,
Roger Scruton ,
Ron English , Ruth Marten ,
Salvador Dali ,
Sam Harris ,
Sammy Clemens ,
Sam Rockwell ,
Sarah Silverman ,
Shawn Fanning ,
Shepard Fairey ,
Siggy Freud ,
Sophocles ,
Spike Jonze ,
Spinoza ,
Mr. Spock ,
Stephen Colbert ,
Steve Jobs ,
Steve Pinker ,
Takashi Murakami ,
Thom Yorke ,
Titus Lucretius Carus ,
Tobias Wong ,
Tom Anderson ,
Tom Edison ,
Tom Ford ,
Van der Rohe ,
Victor & Rolf ,
Viktor Frankl ,
Wes Anderson ,
William James Sidis ,
the Woz ,
Wm. Shakespeare ,
to be continued, obviously...