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About Me

Im an aspiring sextigenarian. Thats all you need to know.I dont have a cell phone or a pager...I just hang out with all of my friends all of the time...so if someone ever wants to get a hold of me they just say "Hey Mitch" and I say "What" and turn my head slightly.

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'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com I adopted a cute lil' clown fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Interests

Being sixty.

I'd like to meet:

Two words...Emma Watson...Yeah buddy!!! She's a redhead with a British accent...honestly...is there anything else i need to say??? I know she's like twelve, but heck Ruth Bader-Ginsburg and I are gonna change this damn country some day.i love my becky. also brian's testes. word.

Music:

The Beatles, U2, Queen, Pink Floyd, The Who, Aerosmith, Jazz, Blues, Dehra Dun, Chasing Paper, Silent Comedy.

Movies:

GFI, II, III, Audrey, Boagey, Connery, Tarrintino, Coen, Scorsese, Kubrick, Hitchcock, Aronofsky, Richie, Luhrmann, Buscemi, Chaplin, The Rat Pack, Depp, Pitt, Pacino, De Niro, Ed Wood, and Emma Watson.

Television:

Cheers, Seinfeld, Sopranos, Queer Eye, West Wing, Will and Grace, Taxi, Sanford and Son, Simpsons, KOTH, Futurama, Family Guy, Invader Zim, Ren and Stimpy, Drawn Together, Robot Chicken, The Man Show, SNL and In Living Color.

Books:

Palahniuk... yeah.

Heroes:

Sexy Joey, Lt. Templeton Peck, Ernie, Steven Tyler's Lips,Sean Connery, Mitchell Hedberg, and Paul Rubins

My Blog

IM COMMIN HOME

for those of you that didnt read the title...IM COMMIN HOME... in less than 12 hours i will be driving home to San Diego after a far too long parentally mandated vacation...I cant wait...i am not happ...
Posted by THE MITCH on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:21:00 PST

Life and Times of a Hairnetted Dream-Boat; Part Dux

The word of the day is: Goucho Pants. I realize that this was the main subject of my last entry, but I just wanted to emphasize the quantity of amazingly beautiful women who wander through the Co...
Posted by THE MITCH on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 08:40:00 PST

The Life and Trials of a Hairnetted Dream-Boat

The word of the day is: Moral Imperative. As many of you know, I, the college dream-boat himself, your hero, have found myself recently employed. While this act is an all arround foriegn endevou...
Posted by THE MITCH on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 06:41:00 PST

Kyle's Address

AB Houseman, Kyle 321 TRSFLT 573 DORM A9 TSC #4 1015 Truemter St. Unit 364021 Lackland AFB, TX 78236-6040 for anyone that cares. TM...
Posted by THE MITCH on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 02:32:00 PST

The Life and Trials of a College Dream Boat; Part Dux

So I get out of Bio 100, which is the reason there's any joy in my life at all, and this lady friend of mine and I decide to dive head first into our culinary fanticies and get some bre...
Posted by THE MITCH on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:51:00 PST

The Life and Trials of a College Dream-Boat

So I was driving home from school today in my cherried out 1989 Mazda 626, complete with dented side and no sun visors, when I passed a balding thirty something in a 2004 Mustang Convertable. I ...
Posted by THE MITCH on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 04:19:00 PST

Manifesto of Conscious

Dont ask me for sympathy It wont be what you need Thoughts that keep me centered Drive a sane man to his knees I believe in empty bottles Lying on the floor I believe in God above But n...
Posted by THE MITCH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

serial monotony

I woke up this morning Just another day Woke up this morning Just another gig to play I walk to the kitchen Pour myself a drink It takes the edge off Maybe it wont hurt too much to think ...
Posted by THE MITCH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Emotional Suicide

How do you legitimize a pain you shouldn't feel You fell in love, and no one knew, but broken hearts don't heal Emotional suicide is my origional sin Tonight I vow for the last time, I'll never fal...
Posted by THE MITCH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Untitled"

A filter pressed between my lips is what I need To walk up to that lock and turn that little key Which'll open up the door to manipulate eternity Take deep breaths before I go insaine Just anoth...
Posted by THE MITCH on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST