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Lost in the Supermarket

A dirty mind is a joy forever.

About Me

Yeah.. having to describe myself... this is gonna be fumbling and awkward... like two teenagers in the back of a buick on a June night. I like to play music and write. Currently, I'm trying to work on a whole bunch of projects that I'm not sure I will ever get done... kinda the story of my life. But hopefully all these things will be done soon and I can move on to other things. That being said, maybe I'll just write quotes now."Let me be the first to admit that the naked truth about me is to the naked truth about Salvador Dali as an old ukulele in the attic is to a piano in a tree, and I mean a piano with breasts."-James Thurber"When we killed what we were to become what we are, what did we do with the bodies? We did what most people do; buried them under the floorboards and got used to the smell. "-Jeanette Winterson

My Interests

Music, Movies, Literature, Writing, Photography, Travel.

I'd like to meet:

Tim Armstrong, Quentin Tarantino, Jimbo Wallace (actually met him once, but a second time to finish the conversation would be cool), Mohammad Yunnus, Bono, the Pope, other than that it's all dead heroes (Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, etc.)

Music:

Rancid, The Clash, Dropkick Murphys, The Bouncing Souls, Reverend Horton Heat, The Stray Cats, Social Distortion, Horror Pops, Nekromantix, Tiger Army, Alkaline Trio, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, The Living End, The Pogues, The Postal Service, My Chemical Romance, Tsunami Bomb, Transplants, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Op Ivy, North Mississippi All Stars, The Peawees, Southern Culture on the Skids, U2, Coldplay, Eagles of Death Metal, Django Reinhardt, The Editors, The Sounds, Norah Jones, Miles Davis, Beck, Gorillaz, Tom Waits, etc. etc. I can go on for a long time.

Movies:

Kill Bill, Braveheart, Amelie, A Very Long Engagement, House of Flying Daggers, March of the Penguins, Sabrina, Edward Scissorhands, Garden State, Sin City, The Forty Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Silence of the Lambs, Reefer Madness, The Cocaine Feinds, Hero, Big Fish, Lost in Translation, The Clash: Westway to the World, Bubba Ho-Tep, Army of Darkness

Television:

Invader Zim, Strangers with Candy, Drawn Together, Coupling, King of the Hill, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Scrubs, CSI

Books:

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Dubliners, Memoirs of a Geisha, Still Life With Woodpecker(yeah Tom Robbins!), anything by the following authors: James Joyce (if you didn't pick up on that one already), Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, any others from that time period.

Heroes:

Brian Setzer, Tim Armstrong, Jim "Reverend Horton Heat" Heath, Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Joey Ramone, BB King, Matt Freeman

My Blog

Game! (Not writing)

Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird things about me". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own with 6 weird things also stating this rule clearly. In the end, you need to ...
Posted by Lost in the Supermarket on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:46:00 PST

A Small Note on Dennis...

Calling all cars... there is a horrible new threat to the fragile young minds of America's children... worse than communism or the dread mari-huana combined... "Finding New Beginnings in the Right Cor...
Posted by Lost in the Supermarket on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:15:00 PST

Jennifer, Wendell, and the Gentle Anesthetic of the Painmonger (revised edition)

    Jennifer, Wendell, and the Gentle Anesthetic of the Painmonger     Wendell Forsche had always wanted to be Hulk Hogan, yellow spandex underwear and all. Hiding underneath a rob...
Posted by Lost in the Supermarket on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:51:00 PST

Webbed Fingers Never Interlock Underneath The Corner Table Made Just For Two

  Webbed Fingers Never Interlock Underneath the Corner Table Made Just For Two                      Orlando Be...
Posted by Lost in the Supermarket on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 11:04:00 PST

The Jordan Cherry Laws of Romance Economics

When I was young and stupid and freshly dumped from my first and only real relationship and what I was convinced was a once in a lifetime love, my father offered me some words of wisdom that I still r...
Posted by Lost in the Supermarket on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 01:05:00 PST

Another Story

The Junkie by Jordan Cherry The sign on the window to Slims box office said, sold out, and nobody was trying to scalp tickets on the street. While Brittany and Kalie huddled beneath the ...
Posted by Lost in the Supermarket on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Story!!!

I know, this one has been a long time coming. But I don't think anybody really cares. So yeah... I'm submitting this one to some publishers. We'll see how it does. The Dancers The ...
Posted by Lost in the Supermarket on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new stuff coming soon

I know it's been awhile since I posted anything, but I promise stuff will be coming soon. I mean it.
Posted by Lost in the Supermarket on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have no idea why I'm putting this up...

Like the title says, I have no idea why I'm putting this up... but I figure I haven't put anything up in awhile because I've been busy writing the short stories that I refuse to put up on here until t...
Posted by Lost in the Supermarket on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Story Notice

I'm sorry I haven't been putting up more stuff on here. I've been working on some other works, and those are just a wee bit personal for me to put up on here without really feeling like I've done a g...
Posted by Lost in the Supermarket on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST