Quagmire

About Me

Under Meagan's Law i'm required to say i'm a registered sex offender. Okay now that's clear, let get right to it ladies, alll right! I'm Glen Quagmire. I'm a Pilot from Quahog Rhode Island. All my buddies live on the same block, Spooner St. Peter, his beautiful wife, who I dont love, or desire to sleep with, Joe, and Cleveland. I like long walks on the beach, hot chicks, fat chicks that pay cash, and really hot chicks! Giggity Giggity Giggity OH!Also Join the Quagmire Giggity Giggity Goo Group.
It's a lot more than just a Family Guy Group.

My Interests

Chicks, Hot Chicks, Decent Chicks, Easy Chicks and Really Hot Chicks, Alllll right.

I'd like to meet:

You at 8 O' Clock! OH!

Music:

Whatever sets the mood. OH!

Movies:

James Bondage, Cherry Poppers ..5, Teen's Giving BJ's For Grades, Pilots Reaming Redheaded Housewives ..3.

Television:

The High Up Fuzzy Channels! Giggity.

My Blog

Quag here, just saying Giggity! again!

Giggity Giggity Goo, I got nothing better to do. hey that kinda rhymed. .allright!
Posted by Quagmire on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:32:00 PST

Quagmires, He's Quagmire you never know whats he's gunna do next, hes quagmire, quagmire, giggity giggity giggity giggity lets have sex!
Posted by Quagmire on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 02:35:00 PST

christmas poem by the Q-man

ho ho ho's make a merry christmas for me makes me say giggity giggity gigg-ity i love the holidays they bring me joy and i bought this one chick some crazy sex toy she used it on me i wasnt prepared i...
Posted by Quagmire on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:43:00 PST

Roofiecolada

Justin and the good ol' folks from "From Beyond Death" have made a song about me called RoofieColada, and I've wanted to post this for a while but I was getting laid, allllright. But here have some Ro...
Posted by Quagmire on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 02:49:00 PST

Hey, sorry I was gone, I was just jerkin o......

Does this look like a Q to you? The quagmiester has finally done the one thing i've never done in bed! Not had sex in it for a week. dont be sad I still had sex on the couch, in my plane's bathr...
Posted by Quagmire on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:46:00 PST

Family Guy

Seriously the Family Guy situation rocks! Alllright. Sunday on Fox and then Thursday on Adult Swim! Giggity GIGGITY! It's awesome. More fame for the Quag, and that means more chicks.....Alllright! Th...
Posted by Quagmire on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 12:58:00 PST

Back with Great News

Hey Ladies and Dudes the Quag is back and better than ever. I finally went to my doctor and got rid of my VD. YEY! So ladies here I come, without the burning sensation in my penis. I have a new group,...
Posted by Quagmire on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 11:02:00 PST

New Season of Family Guy

The New Season of Family Guy has started and I gotta admit I'm awesome in it, heh heh Allllright! Any chicks wanna get freaky the Quag is coming to the Clam Tonight. Well pretty much I'm there every n...
Posted by Quagmire on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 10:29:00 PST

Oh-Right vs. Allllllright!!!

Hey I say Alllllright, not oh-right. It just sounds like i'm saying oh right because i'm such an awesome dude, alllllright! And all you ladies i'm single and swinging like a rope, Giggity Giggity Gigg...
Posted by Quagmire on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 07:29:00 PST

Sorry Everybody.....

Hey! It's the Quagmeister here and its time to play drink the beer, "what do i win" Another BEER!!! Ok but seriously.....OH! You all keep sending me a lot of E-mail, and Quag loves the love, Alllllrig...
Posted by Quagmire on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 01:33:00 PST