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25 and Completely Senile

About Me

I'm a struggling artist, focusing mainly on the struggling aspect. Also, I invented gravity, created the dill pickle & built Ireland.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Plucky Duck. & The chick who invented the blow job... I'd like to shake her hand...

My Blog

The Sluggard

19th Century Poem by Issac Watts.Tis the voice of the sluggard; I heard him complain,"You have waked me too soon, I must slumber again."As the door on its hinges, so he on his bed,Turns his sides and ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:35:00 GMT

Bosstones, Live from Steve's House.

                                     &...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:46:00 GMT

Breakfast Club?

How the hell is it that I write one blog about suicide, & everybody responds, & gets all concerned w/ me, but I've been writing Ally Sheedy fan letters for like, a decade and a half now, &...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 14:54:00 GMT

Bikeage

Running out of time againWhere did you go wrong this time?When your problems overwhelm youGo get drunk it's party timeTake a quaalude, relax your mindRelax your body toolRun from problems butYou'll ne...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 00:47:00 GMT

Twilght

haven't laughed this hard in a long timebetter stop now before I start crying.go off to sleep in the sunshineI don't wanna see the day when its dying.she's a sight to seeshe's so good to mebut I'm alr...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 00:04:00 GMT

Still drunk, droppin' knowledge.

My Life had stood - a Loaded Gun -In Corners - till a DayThe Owner passed - identified -And carried Me away - And now We roam in Sovereign Woods -And now We hunt the Doe -And every time I speak fo...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 00:02:00 GMT

Handsome Devil

All the streets are crammed with thingsEager to be heldI know what hands are forAnd I'd like to help myselfYou ask me the timeBut I sense something moreAnd I would like to giveWhat I think you're aski...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 02:56:00 GMT

Man, I have too much time to waste.

Okay....  So I'm drunk as shit & stumbbling back in from the "Danger Room", & I decided, " Hey, Cody."  Oh, by the way, that's what I call myself when no ones around.  I says to...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 02:42:00 GMT

Cats and Dogs

Man's best friend is a beautiful, affectionate and ideal pet. Cats are the same, we make up their names and our love for them is real. Listen up, I gotta ask it, how can we be so cruel? You say you ca...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 18:11:00 GMT

I've Taken the Plunge

....Well, I've done it now.  I've taken the proverbail plunge & created a Myspace account.  I feel so common.  So dirty.  Seriously, I haven't felt this used since the time I l...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 17:21:00 GMT