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Vanity Suicide

and you can't see when all your dreams are coming true

About Me

MYSPACE INTERACTION NEW RULES!!!

1) If you send me a message without a subject, I will not open it.
2) If you send me a message with a subject of "hey," I will not open it (adding "what's up" doesn't make a difference).
3) If your message is in any way perverted, I will ignore you.
4) Speaking to me in CAPS LOCK will succeed only in annoying me.
5) If you seem interesting, I'll probably eventually respond. However, I'm not really interested in telling you how I'm doing today.
6) I try to respond to comments as much as possible, but, again, the "hey, what's up" thing is one of my pet peeves.
I may come off unfriendly here, and I apologize. I'm not looking to meet anyone from myspace in real life, and it makes me uncomfortable when people, especially men, try to meet up somewhere.
Explanation Of The Name
Vanity Suicide: I am not a Suicide Girl, nor am I aspiring to be one. I am not suicidal. Of all the Seven Deadly Sins, I am most guilty of Vanity. These sins are considered deadly not because of judgment in the afterlife, but the effects they have on you during your life. Vanity kills the self. My vanity is my suicide. This is my alter ego, and where better to present the vain self than on a myspace page?
Random Facts About Me
-People seem to think I have a huge ego, I really don't
-I'm actually a lot more innocent than most people think, especially in my thoughts
-I can almost guarentee you that my socks don't match
-I believe fashion and makeup are art forms
-The color red makes me uncomfortable
-I love green olives
-I have a weakness for tall, skinny boys
-I think scene hair is adorable
-If it's glittery, I'll probably like it
-I'm about 5 credits from a philosophy major, but I've gone back to school for biology
-Pink and yellow are my happy colors
-I used to be close to obese
-I'd much rather be in front of the camera than behind it
-I hate marajuana
-I think girls who bleach out their hair and tan too much look really cheap. You'd never see that become a high fashion look.
-Mustaches creep me out
-I don't watch porn
-Don't mess with my friends. If you hurt any of them, you will regret it.
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My Interests



Bass Guitar

Ballet

Piano

Summer

Shopping (yes, I'm a girl)

I'd like to meet:

People with substance. Those who have interests greater than drinking, smoking, etc (people who have interests and do those things are still acceptable). Musicians, artists, philosophers, geeks, nerds, romantics.

Music:

45 grave, alien sex fiend, assemblage 23, bad religion, bauhaus, bella morte, the birthday massacre, black flag, bob dylan, christian death, circle jerks, claire voyant, the clash, cruxshadows, the cure, the damned, danse society, dead can dance, dead kennedys, depeche mode, disturbed, e nomine, ego likeness, evanescence, fall out boy, fields of the nephilim, genitorturers, goo goo dolls, guns n roses, jeffree star, kmfdm, the koffin kats, less than jake, london after midnight, lords of acid, loreena mckennitt, marilyn manson, miles davis, ministry, misfits, the mission, my chemical romance, my life with the thrill kill kult, the nekromantix, neuroticfish, new york dolls, nightwish, nofx, opeth, panic! at the disco, portishead, queen, radiohead, the ramones, rancid, rasputina, rosetta stone, rush, sex pistols, siouxsie and the banshees, the smiths, silverchair, sisters of mercy, specimen, the suicide machines, switchblade symphony, synthetic nightmare, taking back sunday, tapping the vein, terrorfakt, thoushaltnot, three inches of blood, thursday, tiger army, tool, victor wooten, voltaire, wes montgomery

Movies:

Amelie, The City of Lost Children, Trainspotting, SLC Punk, Legally Blonde, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Fight Club, The Devil Wears Prada

Television:

Ugly Betty, Project Runway, Family Guy, The Fairly Odd Parents

Books:

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man - James Joyce
Dharma Punx - Noah Levigne
Franny and Zooey - J.D. Salinger
Nine Stories - J.D. Salinger
Flowers for Algernon - Daniel Keyes
I Am America (And So Can You!) - Stephen Colbert

My Blog

Negative $50 in the bank and decreasing...

I don't know what to say.  I just feel destroyed now.I had $2.01 in the bank, and then got an email that I had an overdraft charge on my account.  Apparently second life had charged me a lan...
Posted by Vanity Suicide on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:54:00 PST

Elaine’s Bachelorette Party (of doom!)

there are a lot of pics to go here, and a long story I will update this later today.
Posted by Vanity Suicide on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:45:00 PST

Q&A

I figured I might as hell have one of these blog posts. Ask me anything, I'll answer honestly.
Posted by Vanity Suicide on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:15:00 PST

Hillarious story about a boy named Daniel

or should we call him Danielle? Supposedly, I dressed an ex-involvement of mine in drag one night while I was staying over with him. Not only did I managed to dress him in his sleep, I put makeup on ...
Posted by Vanity Suicide on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:45:00 PST

Costume Party!! (+pics)

Alex's Libra/Scorpio costume party was last night.  I decided to go as a drag queen, but I really wanted to look like a guy trying to be a chick, so I taped down the tits and stuffed my pants, op...
Posted by Vanity Suicide on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:07:00 PST

Saves The Day Highlights (with pictures)

First off, I had to get myself dressed in something ridiculously bright and obnoxious:After she got off of work, Ashley came to pick me up. We went and got veggie wraps and smoothies, and gossiped ab...
Posted by Vanity Suicide on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:12:00 PST

Fill this out!

If you're a guy, title this girlfriend application and if you're a girl then title this boyfriend application. Repost this and see who's eligible to be your special someone!! Have fun!! Send it back i...
Posted by Vanity Suicide on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:46:00 PST