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beef cakes

Every once in a month the vagina leaks out automobile fuel and dead llamas. This is also known as PM

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Movies:

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Television:

last.tv

Books:

I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.

My Blog

in slow motion the blast is beautiful

Check out this old picture of me. It raises several questions included by not limited to:1. How old is this?2. What the hell am I wearing?3. Why would I bother posting something so insipid?4. Who ate...
Posted by beef cakes on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:58:00 PST

who do you work for baby and does it work for you lately

dreams really do come true!...
Posted by beef cakes on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:03:00 PST

larder

Oh, hi there. Long time no see dear friends. I'm sure my absence has made your hearts grow fonder for me. I think it's appropriate that my first blog in months be about food. All aboard for the ma...
Posted by beef cakes on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:29:00 PST

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Myspace work from homes/home makers/home wreckers/shut-ins:I"m home sick for the second day in a row. Entertain me. Plz. Pretty plz...?
Posted by beef cakes on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:04:00 PST

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Dammit. It's late. I'm bored and wide awake. None of you douche bags are on. This makes me a sad panda....
Posted by beef cakes on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:30:00 PST

screenager

I GOT A NEW JOB.
Posted by beef cakes on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:44:00 PST