I'd like to meet:

SLAVES!

Also:

Music:

Movies:

I DISPISE ALL MOVIES BECAUSE THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS WIN.

Television:

FLCL

Books:

Heroes:

MONTGOMERY BURNS
STEWIE GRIFFIN
LEX LUTHER
DR. DOOM
DR. EVIL
THE GRIM REAPER
DARTH VADER
PINKY AND THE BRAIN
MARTHA STEWART
Name: EVIL SONNY D
Birthday: 10.01.75
Birthplace: WALMART
Current Location: SECRET LAIR
Eye Color: DARK
Hair Color: DARK
Height: 6'1"
Weight: HEAVY
Right Handed or Left Handed: EVIL HANDEDFROM A LONG LINE OF OVERLORDS
The Shoes You Wore Today: BLACK ONES
Your Weakness: JOLLY RANCHERS
Your Fears: CUTE FLUFFY BUNNIES
Your Perfect Pizza: MEAT SAUCE, MEAT CRUST, COVERED WITH MEAT
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: WORLD DOMINATION
Your Most Overused Phrase: NEVAAAAAH!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!
Your Best Physical Feature: EVIL GOATIE AND MOUSTACHE
Your Bedtime: EVIL NEVER SLEEPS!
Your Most Missed Memory: THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING.
Pepsi or Coke: RUM OR VODKA?
MacDonalds or Burger King: RUM OR VODKA?
Single or Group Dates: ME, SINGLE, IN A GROUP OF WOMEN
Chocolate or Vanilla: ROCKY ROAD
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE, BLACK
Do you Smoke: ONLY IF IM ON FIRE
Do you Swear: FUCK NO
Do you Sing: I SCREAM
Do you Shower Daily: NO, NIGHTLY
Have you Been in Love: WITH EVIL
Do you want to go to College: EVIL COLLEGE
Do you want to get Married: TO EVIL
Do you believe in yourself: I BELIEVE IN THE EASTER BUNNIE AND HE SCARES ME
Do you get Motion Sickness: ONLY IF THE MOTION IS A RESULT OF GOOD DOERS, THAT MAKES ME SICK
Do you think you are Attractive: LIKE DRACULA
Are you a Health Freak: NO, JUST A FREAK
Do you get along with your Parents: IN SMALL DOSES
Do you like Thunderstorms: I CREATE THEM
Do you play an Instrument: THE PIPE ORGAN
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: MY BLOOD IS PURE ALCOHOL
In the past month have you Smoked: ONLY WHEN THE SUNLIGHT HIT MY SKIN
In the past month have you been on Drugs: YES, TO KEEP ME FROM CHANGING DURING A FULL MOON
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YA BUT SHE WAS UNDEAD SO I DONT THINK IT COUNTED
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YA, I HAD TO STEAL A CLOAK AND A DAGGER FOR A COSTUME PARTY
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: DAMN IT, I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING I FORGOT TO DO THIS MONTH
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I EAT EVERYTHING RAW
In the past month have you been on Stage: MY FOLLOWERS ALWAYS KNEEL TO ME, DOES THAT COUNT?
In the past month have you been Dumped: NEVAH!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: IN THE SHOWER
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: EVERYTHING
Ever been Drunk: DRUNK WITH POWER
Ever been called a Tease: ONLY WHEN I STRIP
Ever been Beaten up: NEVAH!!
Ever Shoplifted: I PAY FOR NOTHING
How do you want to Die: DO I HAVE TO???
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: AN OVERLORD
What country would you most like to Visit: TRANSYLVANIA
Favorite Eye Color: RED
Favourite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long Hair: JUST AS LONG AS IT IS DARK
Best Clothing Style: DARK
Number of Drugs I have taken: YOU MEAN TODAY?
Number of CDs I own: ALL OF THEM
Number of Piercings: THAT I PUT IN MY ENEMIES?
Number of Tattoos: I DONT TATTOO MY SLAVES I BRAND THEM
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ONE, I SHOULDA ATE THOSE OREOS LAST MONTH!
PAYDROW'S CORNER. (what kinda evil genius would i be without an evil cat?)
That's "Mr. Peabody" to you!