ode to corned beef |
oh corned beef,
how i've longed for your salty sweetness.
no can i wait five months
i must have you now
on my mayo/mustard combo
and i go chomp chomp chomp
till you are gone
oh corned beef.
fin.
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Posted by Lori on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:48:00 PST |
Thanksgiving |
Sacrifice comes before true thanksgiving.
The pilgrims sacrificed and survived, and for that we celebrate thanksgiving. The pilgrims endured the harsh winter blah blah but that essentially has nothi...
Posted by Lori on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:31:00 PST |
crunchy rice and chocolate soup |
There is a question that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks.
Is the cereal Im eating a generic version of cocoa krispies, or a generic version of cocoa pebbles?
It has the flatties you find ...
Posted by Lori on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:40:00 PST |
When Women Rule the World, We are so Fucked |
Now, before we go getting our panties in a bunch here, please know that I do not mean that we are incapable of ruling governments or even the world, based on ability. Far from it.
Probl...
Posted by Lori on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:16:00 PST |
AF. part I. MEPs |
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of the DMV? Thats right- a mind numbing, self-hair yanking, eye gouging, non-
progressive, infuriating wait. Now, ima...
Posted by Lori on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:10:00 PST |
Driving shit damn hell! |
When I have a passenger in my car and am engaged actively in conversation, I come down with a case of Tourettes syndrome.
Obviously, when I am alone I mentally sw...
Posted by Lori on Sun, 14 May 2006 11:18:00 PST |
Easter |
Today is Easter, and nothing portrays 'rebirth' quite like the systematic genocide of millions of unborn chickens and covering them in vinegar and food coloring.
or the symbolic severing of the butter...
Posted by Lori on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:40:00 PST |
Part I: Why I Think Vegans Should Shut Up |
In my belief, as in many others, homo sapiens came to be homo sapiens by way of evolution. But were not done yet. Were going to get smarter, our brains will become bigger, which means we are going to ...
Posted by Lori on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:39:00 PST |
note to self: |
Do Not wear a corset on your birthday and then order the ultimate feast from red lobster and the giant strawberry lobsterita that comes with a shiny red beaded mardi gras necklace with a little shiny ...
Posted by Lori on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:35:00 PST |
kamikaze! |
The wonderful thing about suicide bombers is- theyre killing themselves off. This is a trend that cant last very long. People have been doing it for ages, but the frequency will have to eventually tap...
Posted by Lori on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:33:00 PST |
