\m/(>.<)\m/ ♥ Fat Toni ♥

About Me

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Toni --
[noun]:
A master of storytelling
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You May Be a Bit Schizotypal...
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus. What Personality Disorder Are You?
I'm an eccentric and a MAJOR tomboy. I'm happily married to my Billy and we had our first daughter Willow Faye on 9/18/05. I'm straight edge (don't use drugs, including tobacco, alcohol, or caffeine), I love music (Pearl Jam, Static X, Local H, Alice In Chains, etc.)...listening to, singing, playing it...I've been playing bass guitar for like...13 years now. I was born in '81 (you do the math), When I was a kid growing up, I always wanted to be a Paleontologist or Paleobiologist. Instead, I was a Pre-K teacher for 4 years, but resigned so I could be a stay-at-home mom for Faye just like my mom was for all of us. And in the words of the aforementioned maternal figure, since it wouldn't fit as my headline,
A MAN MAY WORK FROM SUN TO SUN, BUT A WOMAN'S WORK IS NEVER DONE.
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Ah yes. I knew there was a reason I've been a blue-hair for 7 years.
Your Hair Should Be Blue
Wild, brilliant, and out of control.
You're a risk taker with an eye to the future. What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?
You are an earth faerie! You're sweet, calm, and
down-to-earth, just as the name would imply.
You have lots of friends, and they often come
to you for your honest, unbiased opinion when
things are down. You're easygoing, but firm in
your beliefs. You give off a warm vibe to all
you meet. Lucky charm: Your ability to deal pleasantly with
what life hands you.
What kind of faerie are you?
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Fat Toni
People Iced: Thirty Six
Car Bombs Planted: Fifteen
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Forty Two
Eyes Gouged: Nineteen
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: Big Pauly
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"He looks mad...like when you leave an owl in the bath too long."

Hee hee, I stayed here once!

First and foremost, I love hanging out with my Billy and my Faye. I'm straight edge, so I don't drink, smoke, or use any other drugs. I also love playing and listening to music, reading, writing, sketching, hanging out with family and friends, faeries, bumblebees, dinosaurs, 80's cartoons...

I'd like to meet:

First and last name ambigram tattoos

Music:

WATCH THIS VIDEO MY HUSBAND MADE!
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In alphabetical order (by first name):
A Perfect Circle
Aine Minogue
Aiofe Ni Fhearraigh
Alice In Chains
Alisa Jones
Anjali Quartet
Baltimore Consort
Blind Melon
Bloodhound Gang
Carol Thompson
Chevelle
Claude Debussy
Coal Chamber
Connie Dover
Deadsy
Deftones
DevilDriver
Earshot
Erik Satie
Ernest Tomlinson
Felix Mendelssohn
Flyleaf
Gabriel Faure
Giacomo Puccini
Green Day
Groupe Vocal Jef Le Penven
Incubus
Ikue Megumi
Johann Pachelbel
Johann Sebastian Bach
Kate Crossnan
Kittie
KoRn
Live
Louis Glass
Ludwig van Beethoven
Marilyn Manson
Mudhoney
Nirvana
Nonpoint
Opeth
Orgy
Pearl Jam
Phillip Glass
Pink Floyd
Powerman 5000
Puscifer
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Rage Against The Machine
R.E.M.
Richard Warner
Screaming Trees
Sheena Wellington
Silverchair
Slipknot
Social Distortion
Soundgarden
Sponge
Static-X
Stone Temple Pilots
System of a Down
Tad
Tenacious D
The Beatles
The Birthday Massacre
The Offspring
Theresa Schroeder-Sheker
They Might Be Giants
Toirdhealbhach O Cearbhallain
Tool
Triona Ni Dhomhnaill
Wilhelm Richard Wagner
Will Millar
William Coulter
William Jackson
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Movies:

Fight Club, Jurassic Park, American History X, Singles, SLC Punk, any Kevin Smith movie

Television:

I love the Simpsons, Futurama, Invader Zim, and whatever's on PBS.

Books:

Mostly Stephen King, but also Neil Gaiman, Peter Straub, and Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes, Dilbert, and Get Fuzzy comic compilations. Favorite books of all time are Stephen King's "The Talisman," all of the "Dark Tower" series, and "The Stand.".......and dinosaur books! If you haven't read it, you REALLY need to read "Holy Blood, Holy Grail" by Michael Baigent, Richard Leigh, and Henry Lincoln.

Heroes:

Pearl Jam...namely Jeff Ament, the bassist.

My Blog

One more step complete! (Or, "Who wants a hotdog?!?")

We tore down the barn! It's all gone! We're gonna have a "barnfire" (huh-huh, get it? Like "bonfire"?) in a week or so. It'll be fun! Come one, come all!
Posted by ♥ Fat Toni ♥ \m/(>.<)\m/ on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

Why did God make moms? (Funny!)

WHY GOD MADE MOMSAnswers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:Why did God make moms? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. T...
Posted by ♥ Fat Toni ♥ \m/(>.<)\m/ on Fri, 18 May 2007 04:27:00 PST

Pan's Labyrinth

My bro-in-law showed me the trailer for this movie a few months back, and I couldn't WAIT to see it. It finally came out on DVD today, so Billy stopped by on his way home from work and picked it...
Posted by ♥ Fat Toni ♥ \m/(>.<)\m/ on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:58:00 PST

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

I'd like to go through and personally leave each mother a comment, but that would take an awful long time, so I'll just say it here! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!...
Posted by ♥ Fat Toni ♥ \m/(>.<)\m/ on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:33:00 PST

Inspired...

I don't care what you're doing right now or where you are. I don't care if you're in a busy office, at home with your kids, or in class finishing your schoolwork...stop what you're doing and hug...
Posted by ♥ Fat Toni ♥ \m/(>.<)\m/ on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

The birds and the bees, eh?

I "borrowed" this with permission from T. BRAD HUDSON. His blogs are always thought-provoking, insightful, and sometimes downright hilarious! You should subscribe.*************************...
Posted by ♥ Fat Toni ♥ \m/(>.<)\m/ on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

RUMAKI!

I married one of THE pickiest eaters I've ever encountered, but even he loves this stuff. We've been cooking it for years in my family, but I tried out a badass marinade on it last night...Billy...
Posted by ♥ Fat Toni ♥ \m/(>.<)\m/ on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:44:00 PST

How good are you in bed?

I'm fuckin' good. No quiz, no survey, nothing like that...just me being a cocky bitch. Just thought you should know. Ohhhh yeah.
Posted by ♥ Fat Toni ♥ \m/(>.<)\m/ on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:27:00 PST

Update on my housecleaning after a day of nasties

I just found a booger deposit on the arm of my couch where the 16 year old boy sat yesterday. Seriously, it was so fucking nasty that I had to chug a double dose of Pepto Bismol to keep from puk...
Posted by ♥ Fat Toni ♥ \m/(>.<)\m/ on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:28:00 PST

And a fun one.

For some reason, the past 3 mornings/naptimes, Faye's woke on the floor, in the middle of her purple rug. I guess maybe she just gets up to play during the night and I don't hear her, but she's ...
Posted by ♥ Fat Toni ♥ \m/(>.<)\m/ on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:22:00 PST