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Ms. Hell Kitty [DF]

Don't wanna think about it, but I see it every day. With every sip and every shot, mind and bodies f

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I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!I've been married for 5 years, and I just had my first baby on April 26. Her name is Maya Joelene Fletcher, and she is the coolest, funniest, most beautiful little girl in the universe! I'm in love with her! I live in a little velveeta box here in Maud, America. I have a weenie dog, Oliver Clifton Fletcher (Ollie). He is the most spoiled creature in the universe, but he deserves it, because he's a good boy, and he's really smart. I also have a beagle named Angel Eleanor Fletcher. She lives outside. She's a sweetheart. And I have a grey tabby cat named Gohan Randolph Fletcher. He's a turd, but he's gotten sweeter lately. Is there anything else you need to know? I'm a domestic engineer/ unemployed hairstylist. I love elephants and weiner dogs. My favorite holiday is Halloween. I'm a virgo. I have a handful of tattoos. I love listening to AFI, playing with my new daughter, my step-daughter Katie, Ollie, and my nieces Faye and Lily (when I get to see her), and doing hair.

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I'd like to meet:

I just wanna find old friends on here.

Music:

I'm obsessed with AFI, and some of my other favorites are Tiger Army, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Rancid, Flogging Molly.... you prob'ly get the idea. But I also listen to grunge, classic rock, classical- as long as it's not rap, r&b, country, or pop, I'll tolerate it.

Movies:

The greatest movies in the world are Fight Club, Mallrats (really anything by Kevin Smith), Dumbo, Girl, Interrupted, and Waiting.

Television:

In no specific order, my favorite tv shows are The Simpsons, Futurama, King of the Hill, Invader Zim, Squidbillies, Family Guy, and I'm a dork, cause I watch House... Also I watch alot on food network.

Books:

Bible, Baby Magazines

Heroes:

Davey Havok is pretty great. My mom and mother in law put up with alot I realize now, so they're up there, too.
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It wasn't the right house...

We went ALL THE WAY to Henryetta today (it was about an hour and a half drive) to look at a doublewide with three bedrooms and two bathrooms, and from the guy on the phone, it was supposedly a su...
Posted by Ms. Hell Kitty on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:13:00 PST

Bawling my eyes out...

I'm NEVER gonna find a fucking house! EVER! I'm gonna have to live in this shit hole forever. And as if it makes anything better, there's a new leak in the roof. At least its above the bathroom sink, ...
Posted by Ms. Hell Kitty on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

Wanna know something I HATE!!!

When people sing "I am ironman" to the tune of Ironman. The words are not in the song people!!! No, I'm not a Ozzy or Black Sabbath fan, but still, listen to the song! Ha ha ha!
Posted by Ms. Hell Kitty on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

This brought joy to my otherwise shitty day...

Well, it didn't embed, but just CLICK HERE!
Posted by Ms. Hell Kitty on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:38:00 PST

Third one today!

Well, I couldn't get the damn thing to paste right, so here it is. Yeah, right here. CLICK HERE, YOU IDIOT!!!   (EDIT)  NO NO! FUCK IT! IT DOESN'T WORK!!!...
Posted by Ms. Hell Kitty on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:51:00 PST

No friends in the winter

The one and only crappy point to having a baby is that EVERYONE gets to go play in the ice and have fun, and I have to stay here with the baby while she sleeps. It's horse shit. My fucking husband's b...
Posted by Ms. Hell Kitty on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST

House bid'nazz! Help, anyone?

Ok, so here's my calculations (I'm no math whiz, so correct me of I'm wrong). I was approved for a $50,000 loan, with an interest rate of 6.5% ($3250), it would be a total of $53,250. Divide that by 3...
Posted by Ms. Hell Kitty on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:28:00 PST

Tourette's Guy

PISSING OUT THE WINDOW, AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO-- DIFFERENT-- THINGS!!!...
Posted by Ms. Hell Kitty on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:17:00 PST

I am one crafty bastard!!!

It's true. I made one of those Wal Mart bag holders out of some cut-off pants scraps, and it's awesome. No sewing involved, either. WOOOO! I drank some coffee this morning, and now I'm just a little j...
Posted by Ms. Hell Kitty on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

An ode to my Maya

I was inspired by Toni's blog, so I thought I'd type one telling you guys what the Papaya's up to lately. She's 8 mos. old now. She's such a big girl. Ok really, she's pretty small for her age. Just n...
Posted by Ms. Hell Kitty on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:14:00 PST