Xi-uNIt 624 - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well let's see here, I graduated from UC Santa Cruz 2002, I have a stable job, I'm happy to be alive, I've been brought up by great parents, and have recently perceived life from a different perspective.....Basically, it's all about positivity and pursuing happiness (Gotz "KHRIS-LIANE" I gots no shame about my parents BITCH (yeah u know who u are) coz apparently, MY PARENTS CARE FOR ME LIKE GREAT PARENTS SHOULD! So you wanna clown me? FUCK YOU! LOLZ! You don't see me rollin' in a bucket now do you? At least my parents are still BALLERS BITCH! I like to meet new people coz I have a desire to learn experiences I have yet to comprehend. When people see me, they judge me by my physical appearance. They think that I'm just a typical guy who wants to get in some chicks pants (FUCK THAT, ( "KHRIS-LIANE" would kill me, let alone leave my ass) and act all hard in front of the niggaz .............*RECORD SCRAAAAAATCH*.........let's cut to the chase....my surrogate big bro once advised me, i could either be yo' bestest friend in the world, or your worst enemy....so with that in mind, i leave that all to you.....you fuck me over, you're fucked, if yuz is a down ass mutha fucka, then you got one less asshole in this world to worry about....comprendez-vous?? Yeah bitch i speak a lil french.....there are THREE people who are on mah shit list!! FUCK THEM! They're a waste of my damn time dem FAWKEN worthless pieces of BILE-SHIT!.....All in all, I try to give off a positive atmosphere...especially since my ass has gone soft meeting mah significant other, "KHRIS-LIANE" ....bonk chiki bow bow Any questions?? I got yo' easy-ass answers!

My Interests

KHRIS .......workin' out is a must....tryin' to make a dolla out of 15 cents.......tennis (yes, i kick ass aight)...... KHRISDELICIOUS .............snowboarding.....A.A..(belch)..........LiFE.... .and did i mention KHRIS ????

I'd like to meet:

Prolly Angelina Jolie, since Khris wants to meet Orlando Bloom's stupid ass...lolz.... I have no trouble meeting the love of my life coz i already have my PriNseSa .......she nurtures me a great company, mental inspiration, physical strength, and all the attributes that make my ideal perfect lady....... AND SHE'S MINE!!!! ALL MINE YA SEE???? MUUUAUUUAUAHAHHAHA.....MUUUUUUUUAHAHHAHAHAHH.....MUUAUAUAUAU AUUAUAUAUAUUAUAUAUUAUAUAUA......MUAUUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAHAHA!!!! HmmMmmmMmm jz thinkin' about her makes me wanna act a rabbit *wink wink* HAHA!

Music:

HEY BABES.....NO CHICK CAN EVER SWOOP UP ON ME COZ YUZ IS IRREPLACEABLE!!!!.... HAHAHAHAH!!!! Man, so if yuz is reading this, this is an fyi for yo ass, "I LOVE mah baby girl, KHRIS !!!!" (Enuff sed.)--UNFUCKWIDABLE --

provided by KHRIS' MAN a.k.a SUPERSPERM624

Tupac, Nappy Roots, 50 Centavos, Black-Eyed Peas, Talib Kweli, Affiliates of Aftermath Records, Outkast, Xzibit, Talib Kweli, Coldplay, The White Stripes, Dungeon Family, Sum 41, Good Charlotte, System of a Down, Blink 182, Afroman, Jaheim, The Roots, Jurassic 5, Bob Marley, A Tribe Called Quest, Irish Bagpipes, Jazz & Classical

Movies:

DELIVER US FROM EVA, The Wizard of Oz, A Christmas Story, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I, II, & III, RoboCop, Mrs. Doubtfire, Heterosexual Porno, All Indiana Jones Movies, The Goonies, Star Wars....Don't laff, I'm just bein' real!!

Television:

I AM A HEALTHY COUCH POTATO WHO HITS THE GYM 4-5 DAYS A WEEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAMAUAUAUAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

Books:

Da Vinci Code, Tale of Two Cities, Grapes of Wrath, Old Man By The Sea, Leviathan,Philosophy of Law, Economic Analysis of Law, Sovereignty and Law, and Lambda Phi Epsilon Pledge Manual I am currently reading HOW TO MAKE LOVE LIKE A PORN STAR by Jenna Jameson.....btw, ON 8/24/04 i got her autograph on her book and it was made out to me, SUPERSPERM!! HAHAHAHAHAHA....pix will be posted on monday, 8/30/04.

Heroes:

MY PARENTS, MYSELF, AND GOD!!!

My Blog

this is how bored i am....

I scored a 47% on the "how myspace are you?" Quizie! What about you?
Posted by Xi-uNIt 624 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

homie-lover-bestest friend

According to my horoscope for this year, the best month for me to look forward to goes to September. At first, I was like, "WHAT THE FUCK? Fuck September! My birthday is in August du...
Posted by Xi-uNIt 624 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my momz

i'm writing this journal to give a shout-out to my mom! i just found out at 5:00 today that my mom ain't diagnosed wid breast cancer!!! woooohooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO FUCKIN' HAPPY!!! call ...
Posted by Xi-uNIt 624 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Me as a person and Trust issues

Ok I can't concentrate on work since I'm all caught up n shit, so imma just chill and speak my mind. My birthday was exactly two weeks ago, and turning 24 thus far has been the fucking bomb! The nig...
Posted by Xi-uNIt 624 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

miscellaneous shit you don't want to read

if you're readin this, don't catch me telling you, 'i told you so' hahahahah basically i have 10 more mins till i'm off of work........so first of all, how funny is this to post a journal. not a fucki...
Posted by Xi-uNIt 624 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MIND-FUCKING!

Mind fucking is a matter of who in the fuck has ball on who's court....Basically, if ya think you gots game, then mind-fuckin' ain't for you coz you'd prolly already think you're the shit. But in act...
Posted by Xi-uNIt 624 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tha real me

ya know what?? I've been doing a lot of thinkin'...if yuz going to request to be my friend, or to accept my friendship, please try to give me one lesson to be learned about yourself...i like to learn ...
Posted by Xi-uNIt 624 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

huh?

so this is a journal.....i never did the xanga shit. this website is a mixture of xanga aim, and friendster....interesting.....this place has more features than friendster....i guess it's ok.....aigh...
Posted by Xi-uNIt 624 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST