To My Girls!!! |
TO MY GIRLS...
I'm only as strong as the cocktails I drink, the hairspray I use, and the girlfriends I have. Here's to you! Why do we only have parties for each other when one of us gets married, pr... Posted by A.K. on Sat, 13 May 2006 04:29:00 PST |
Retirement Plan |
RETIREMENT PLAN
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original
$1,000.00. With WorldCom, you woul... Posted by A.K. on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:43:00 PST |
Poem of the Day! |
This was written by a young Native American` girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the... Posted by A.K. on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:36:00 PST |
Isn't It Sweet To Know That.... |
IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY.
A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE:
A friend, a companion, a lover, a master, a chef, an electrician, a carpenter, a plumber, a decorator, a stylist, a sexologist, a gy... Posted by A.K. on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 04:48:00 PST |
Only in San Diego... |
Only in San Diego......
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are... Posted by A.K. on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 04:21:00 PST |
Beginning today ... for all of you who are very nice people |
Beginning today ...
I will no longer worry about yesterday.
It is in the past and the past will never change.
Only I can change by choosing to do so.
Beginning today ...
I will no longer worry ab... Posted by A.K. on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:51:00 PST |
15 Things |
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they wan... Posted by A.K. on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:46:00 PST |
MEN |
Okay, Okay, it *finally* all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before:
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUYnocologist
AND
When we have REA... Posted by A.K. on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 04:07:00 PST |
The Little Things |
T H E ' l i t t l e ' T H I N G S .
As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11
because his son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
his turn to bring donuts.... Posted by A.K. on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 04:01:00 PST |
BITCH |
B - BABE
I - IN
T - TOTAL
C - CONTROL of
H - HERSELF
B - BEAUTIFUL
I - INTELLIGENT
T - TALENTED
C - CHARMING
H - HELL OF A WOMAN
B - BEAUTIFUL
I - INDIVIDUAL
T - THAT
C - CAN
H - HA... Posted by A.K. on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 08:18:00 PST |