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A.K.

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About Me



.. MySpace Profile Help!I'm sweet, caring, nice, lovable, huggable, kissable, happy, angry, sad, energetic, lazy, laughable, crazy, adorable, and friendly!!! Just give me a chance to prove myself and you will see how I truly am!!

My Interests



I'd like to meet:



NO ONE ELSE BECAUSE:I found a guy who calls me beautiful instead of hot, who calls me back when I hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch me sleep. I-have a guy who kisses my forehead, who wants to show me off to the world when I am in my sweats, who holds my hand in front of his friends. He constantly reminds me of how much he cares about me and how lucky he is to have me. He turns to his friends and says, "...THAT'S HER."

Music:



My Blog

To My Girls!!!

TO MY GIRLS... I'm only as strong as the cocktails I drink, the hairspray I use, and the girlfriends I have. Here's to you! Why do we only have parties for each other when one of us gets married, pr...
Posted by A.K. on Sat, 13 May 2006 04:29:00 PST

Retirement Plan

RETIREMENT PLAN If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you woul...
Posted by A.K. on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:43:00 PST

Poem of the Day!

This was written by a young Native American` girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the...
Posted by A.K. on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:36:00 PST

Isn't It Sweet To Know That....

IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY. A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE: A friend, a companion, a lover, a master, a chef, an electrician, a carpenter, a plumber, a decorator, a stylist, a sexologist, a gy...
Posted by A.K. on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 04:48:00 PST

Only in San Diego...

Only in San Diego...... A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are...
Posted by A.K. on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 04:21:00 PST

Beginning today ... for all of you who are very nice people

Beginning today ... I will no longer worry about yesterday. It is in the past and the past will never change. Only I can change by choosing to do so. Beginning today ... I will no longer worry ab...
Posted by A.K. on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:51:00 PST

15 Things

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they wan...
Posted by A.K. on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:46:00 PST

MEN

Okay, Okay, it *finally* all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before:   MEN tal illness MEN strual cramps MEN tal breakdown MEN opause GUYnocologist AND When we have REA...
Posted by A.K. on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 04:07:00 PST

The Little Things

T H E ' l i t t l e ' T H I N G S . As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten. Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts....
Posted by A.K. on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 04:01:00 PST

BITCH

B - BABE I - IN T - TOTAL C - CONTROL of H - HERSELF   B - BEAUTIFUL I - INTELLIGENT T - TALENTED C - CHARMING H - HELL OF A WOMAN   B - BEAUTIFUL I - INDIVIDUAL T - THAT C - CAN H - HA...
Posted by A.K. on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 08:18:00 PST