A foreword by Alice:
"Well let me tell you about Sophie, you may of seen her around the back streets of Manchester going from one club to another mainly the star and garter and joushua brooks, trying out her best new dance moves and getting covered in pen and glow in the dark paint. If you see her stop and take her for a brie and cranberry sandwhich and bananana milkshake.
She is currently living in the red light distric in Edinburgh and loving farm foods for all her essentials.
Most recently she got accosted by an Arctic Monkey and Mick Hucknnel stole her dog."
I'm not mysterious, cold or aloof, just socially retarded.
