Mr. FranklyVIP - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Mr FranklyVIP's
21'st Celebrity Party

I'm a HUUUUUUGE dork and if you met me you'd go back to your friends and say oh my god - Frank is such a fucking nerd!
Then I'd grow on you, and you'd fall hopelessly in love with me.
Sucks to be you.
I'm a pretty big dork I like to play video games and I know way too much about computers. I'm an underachieving genius who gets bored of things way too easily.
My friends and family are the best and mean the world to me.
Other than that I'm a pretty laid back dude who likes to have fun and live life without regrets. Well.. There was that one day I got really drunk and.. well...

My Interests

Fistfighting kittens, stealing candy from infants, preg-testing cattle, aardvark hunting, Working at Taco Bell..Im the lettuce manager.

I'd like to meet:

Fun, happy people that are drama free and interesting. (or at least more interesting than my sidekick)Musicians that would like to collaborate.
Millionares.
Anna Kournikova.
Shakira.
Your mom.

My Friend Space
Mr. FranklyVIP has 19,778 friends

Mel

Shane

THATS SONNY3FINGAZ THE CALABRESE CANNON

TILA TEQUILA

AnnikA

ClUb LiFe BaRbIe GoT tHiS TiNgIe iN HeR

ForBiddeN aka Christine Dolce

Angeli

Darling Nikki

Lucious

Jillian Marina

Niki T

Music:

I dont discriminate, but... if you have major baggage, are sexually repressed, or have issues with men, please DONT contact me.

Movies:

Television:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Too much information.. You wanna know email me
Birthday: Yes
Birthplace: United States
Current Location: At the Computer
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Do you see hair?
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Were on my feet
Your Weakness: Meeting and trusting strangers
Your Fears: that Im more powerful than I believe
Your Perfect Pizza: just because im Italian doesnt mean I like pizza you racist bastard... but pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get more body parts for my freezer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol... also the most misused
Thoughts First Waking Up: Tonite I will get more than 3 hours sleep I swear....
Your Best Physical Feature: my tail... shhhh
Your Bedtime: insomniacs dont sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: I dont miss memories.. I make them
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MCdonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: umm youre losin me here
Chocolate or Vanilla: 2 scoops
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck you
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: tryin to make me swear again?
Have you Been in Love: always
Do you want to go to College: Already there
Do you want to get Married: If I find Miss Lucky
Do you belive in yourself: what? like santa clause?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Do I care?
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: About 5% of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: They turn me on
Do you play an Instrument: The Mustache Clam
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs Kill
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I hang out with people
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: the mall is gay
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I love sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: have you?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Robbed a few banks.. nothin serious
Ever been Drunk: Still hungover from 3 years ago
Ever been called a Tease: I can't say yes or no ... hehehe ;)
Ever been Beaten up: I've had my fair share
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Answering this survey
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Humble would be nice
What country would you most like to Visit: Afghanistan so I can find that punk Bin Laden
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: short
Weight: like a feather
Best Clothing Style: Classy
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: I dont really care
Number of Piercings: again.. I dont care
Number of Tattoos: One is ok
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing
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Books:

Global Personality Test Results
Stability (63%) moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness (60%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.
Extraversion (70%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
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My Blog

In Memory Of Chris Van Vorst

In life you meet many people.. the good, the bad and the many in between. But there are certain people that tend to leave you breathless. People that truly give life meaning, a sense of gratitude and...
Posted by Mr. FranklyVIP on Tue, 13 May 2008 06:36:00 PST

21 and High on Life

Posted by Mr. FranklyVIP on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:42:00 PST

Don’t Forget to Wash Your Balls

Some people just can't make the cut, they'll shoot for glory... or their vision of it without any planning or aim whatsoever. Such unpredictability though practical when drunk, is useless in the real ...
Posted by Mr. FranklyVIP on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:10:00 PST

My Car Is On Fire, Jagerbombs and Personals

My humbleness beckons me sometimes. Sometimes you just gotta be noble... you just gotta do the right thing. You can’t be the slut all the time.. you can’t stay out every night.. you gotta ...
Posted by Mr. FranklyVIP on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:30:00 PST

If Youre All Coked Up

Hearts making a pounding well enough to penetrate through any wall, these writhing times are always felt at first. The anticipation of a climatic release- whats been built up all this time will ensure...
Posted by Mr. FranklyVIP on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:56:00 PST

You Have Been A Bad Girl

No. You have been a bad girl. I will not put lotion on you, but I will watch you put lotion on yourself. As your hands make their way to my pelvis you become the animal that has lurked inside you and ...
Posted by Mr. FranklyVIP on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:49:00 PST

I am a man of few words

Just do it. Never Satisfied. Stay Strong. With the fewest of words these run through the domicile of my mind endlessly. It is with these remarks I am invincible. What are yours?...
Posted by Mr. FranklyVIP on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:48:00 PST

I NEVER GET CRAWLED ON

As humans, each and every one of us strive for what we can get. We crawl amongst lifes conflict in an effort to find the honey in life.. often times crawling over others to get to what we want. It is ...
Posted by Mr. FranklyVIP on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:56:00 PST

A Brief Message from Mr. FranklyVIP

Stop the presses and close the floodgates.. it's been widely known that Mr. FranklyVIP has been absent from the blog, myspace and online scene. But nonetheless the man himself has been busy reac...
Posted by Mr. FranklyVIP on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:40:00 PST

HERES TO FOG IN OCTOBER

While I may think highly of myself, as one of VIP stature should... I do not believe I've solved the puzzle quite yet. But I do think that the essence of life is one of more importance than is conveye...
Posted by Mr. FranklyVIP on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:31:00 PST