'Lectric Lauren [DF] [5C] [AFI-ist]

About Me

'Sup bitches 'Lectric Lauren here.... people who don't know who I am are losers and need to get with the
p-r-o-g-r-a-m-m-e.
People who do know who I am but don't know me would describe me as a quiet, shy freak who never talks but that's cos they don't know me.
The people that do know me would describe me as annoying, immature, hyperactive, wierd, slow, crazy, stupid, silly and thoughtless... but they're just jealous cos I'm sexier than them.
People are always telling me I look miserable and to fucking cheer up- but It's just my sexy attitude look and the world fucking loves it. The truth is I am the happiest girl in the whole world- I couldn't ask for a better bunch of mates and my brain has been taken over by AFI juice and it's fucking fantastic.
I am the biggest AFI fan on the planet and will duel with anyone that thinks otherwise. I am a proud member of the Despair Faction and Fifth Column and I think people that insist they don't like AFI have serious mental issues. I'd do fucking anything for that band.Although I love nothing more than hitting that 'deny' key, I now accept invites from more people, add me and see what happens. I suggest you get in there quick before I set my profile to private. I still don't add bands.
I Hate
-People slagging off AFI
-Emo's insisting AFI are emo
-Emos
-Trevs, Townies, Chavs- whatever u wanna call the scum
-Little wannabe nu-metal kids.
-Black dogs
-Most other dogs
-Vultures
-Lifts
-Feet
P-eople calling me 'Avril'
-Crows
-Giant moths that fly at me on purpose
-The new scary global warming weather
-Black horses
-Most other horses
-Spiders
-The Public
-People with Scottish accents.. i.e the Scottish
-Pregnant women
-Women in general
-People copying me
-People telling me how young I look
-Working
-Kids, babies and small children
-People who can't make decisions
-People that shout at me for being 'inappropriate' when actually I'm just being funny
-Lack of sleep
-Buses
-Foreigners
-The cold
-Mariah Carey

I Love-AFI
-Myself
-My sexy bitch of a boyfriend
-My Bristol Bitches
-''Smith'' my hamster
-Ducks
-Sleep
-Music
-My fans, stalkers and worshippers
-Holidays
-Sweets
-Salty Popcorn
-Pirates
-Nights out
-Vegan Mayonaise
-Socks
-Shopping
-Daytime TV
-Weapons
-Roadtrips
-My bed
-Brand new Converse
-Money
-Sex
-Life

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My Interests

AFI
Music
Sleep
Alcohol Consumption
Art and Design
Gigs and Festivals
Emo bashings
Fashion
Money
Bitching
Shopping
Computer games
Taking photos of myself
Partying hard
Film and Cinema
Photography
Mirrors
Sex
Drawing and illustration
Death
Me

I'd like to meet:

Me in male form

Music:

I'll be honest- I listen to AFI alot, a serious lot...and if I was told I could never hear anything else again it really wouldn't bother me much. I'd probably just shrug and go away and eat some crackers. And listen to more AFI.
These new ''emo'' bands or whatever the fuck they are make me want to slit my wrists, I do NOT understand the children of today and the music they pretend to like...some good bands however consist of:

Agnostic Front
Alkaline Trio
Anti-flag
Blaqk Audio
Bleeding Through
Blondie
Blood for Blood
Bouncing Souls
Casualties (the)
Comeback Kid
Clash (the)
Cure(the)
David Bowie
Dead Kennedy's
Death By Stereo
Depeche Mode
Descendants (the)
Dillinger Escape Plan (the)
Dope Stars Inc
Duran Duran
Exploited (the)
Explosion (the)
Faint (the)
GBH
Godpeed Black Emporer
Good Riddance
Green Day
Guttermouth
H20
Hatebreed
Hazen Street
Hunter Revenge
Ignite
Jimmy Eat World
Lars Frederickson and the Bastards
Mad Sin
Madball
Marilyn Manson
Millencolin
Minor Threat
Nofx
Oasis
Offspring (the)
Pennywise
Placebo
Police (the)
Prodigy
Queen
Rancid
Refused (the)
Rise Against
Seabound
Sick of it all
Snapcase
Social Distortion
Son of Sam
Spineshank
Strife
Take That
Throwdown
Terror
Tiger Army
Transplants (the)
Tsunami Bomb
Unseen (the)
Vandals (the)
VNV Nation

Movies:

Ace Ventura
Batman
Beetlejuice
Big Fish
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure
Casper
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Constantine
Corpse Bride (the)
Crow (the)
Donnie Darko
Ed Wood
Edward Scissorhands
E.T
Fifth Element (the)
Finding Nemo
Finding Neverland
Ghostbusters
George of the Jungle
Gremlins
Grinch (the)
Harry Potter
Home Alone
Homeward Bound
Honey I Shrunk the Kids
Hook
Ice Age
Incredibles (the)
Independance Day
I Robot
Jumanji
Jurassic Park
Labyrinth (the)
Land Before Time (the)
Lemony Snicket
Little Nicky
Lord of the Rings (the)
Mars Attacks
Matrix (the)
Men in Black
Monsters inc
Monty Python
Mrs Doubtfire
Mummy (the)
Nightmare Before Christmas (the)
Now and Then
Number 23 (the)
Pan's Labyrinth
Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure
Pirates of the Caribbean
Pulp Fiction
Ring (the)
Rush Hour
Saw
Secret Window
Shark Tale
Shrek
Signs
Sixth Sense (the)
Sleepy Hollow
Spiderman
Team America
Terminator (the)
Toy Story
Transformers
Truman Show (the)
War of the Worlds
Waynes world
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Television:

I used to watch kid's TV constantly but haven't been much lately. Wow- maybe I'm growing up- or maybe it's cos kid's TV just aint what it used to be.. or maybe my love for AFI and sleep has taken over all other pleasures. I do not know.

Artshock
Bodger and Badger
Boo
Big Brother
Britains Next Supermodel
Captain Abercromby
Countdown
Dead Famous
Deal or no deal
Desperate Housewives
Fairly Odd Parents
Family Guy
Father Ted
Fimbles (the)
Friends
Hollyoaks
Little Britain
Little Robots
Loose Women
Mighty Boosh (the)
Mona the Vampire
Most Haunted
My Parents are Aliens
Neighbours
Project Catwalk
Richard and Judy
Roly Mo Show (the)
Round the Twist
Rugrats
Seseme Street
Shiny Show (the)
Simpsons (the)
Spongebob Squarepants
Star Trek

Books:

I'm FAR too intellgient to read

Heroes:

Adam Carson, Davey Havok, Hunter Burgan and Jade Puget aka AFI aka the best band in the history of the world ever in the world. Ever.In the World.

My Blog

The trouble with Myspace...

..... is it makes me want to kill myself. And Facebook is better.
Posted by 'Lectric Lauren [DF] [5C] [AFI-ist] on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:16:00 PST

Manchester

Two nights in hotel : 33 squids Petrol: 15 squids Ridiculous amounts of clothing I couldn't afford: 100 squids Nights out including taxi's, club entry and alcohol indulgence: 90 squids Seeing a bird t...
Posted by 'Lectric Lauren [DF] [5C] [AFI-ist] on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST

'Lectric Laurens AFI UK Tour

Hey kids, beans, kidney beans and descendants of the everglade and welcome to 'Lectric Lauren's AFI UK Tour Blog. My name is Lauren. Yours probably isn't. I'm better than you. AFI are a band. They ar...
Posted by 'Lectric Lauren [DF] [5C] [AFI-ist] on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:45:00 PST

'lectric Lauren's Holiday Blog

Greetings from the Cyprian town of Cypus where I am getting my fair share of fantastic cancer rays. Do not fear people, I shall not be coming back resembling a shrivelled prune or an orange jelly...
Posted by 'Lectric Lauren [DF] [5C] [AFI-ist] on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:04:00 PST

The Fame Game- the sequal

Look what boredom and amusement did. I'm apologising now- I'm not a machine, well I am- but I can't control the results, I just click click clicked and wasted a small part of my life waiting for your ...
Posted by 'Lectric Lauren [DF] [5C] [AFI-ist] on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:33:00 PST

'Lectric Lauren's Gig Guide

Hello and welcome to 'Lectric Lauren's Gig Guide- the guide to all things musical. Who to see. Who to bottle. This gig guide is official and set in stone.. if I give a band 3 L's- they are 3 L's ...
Posted by 'Lectric Lauren [DF] [5C] [AFI-ist] on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 07:27:00 PST

AFI - Electric Ballroom

The most amazing gig in the world. ever. In the world. I was so fucking good all day- despite having butterflies and a lump in my throat all day I managed to stay calm and collected, and appeared rel...
Posted by 'Lectric Lauren [DF] [5C] [AFI-ist] on Sun, 28 May 2006 05:52:00 PST

Worlds most perfectly funny quiz...

...by the worlds most perfect girl Using Food spell Out Your Name: LadybugsArtichokesUgly catsRabies (a personal favourite)E numbersNintendo cereal aka Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cookiesHome-made ch...
Posted by 'Lectric Lauren [DF] [5C] [AFI-ist] on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:24:00 PST

A bitching good night out

and just for clicking that- a special unique suprise - you get to read all about it!Twas a sunny evening- ya know, one of them evening where tis sunny- almost like a sunny evening-, so me and Anto D w...
Posted by 'Lectric Lauren [DF] [5C] [AFI-ist] on Sat, 06 May 2006 06:10:00 PST

The Fame Game...

Twas a boring saturday and Lauren was bored out of her FACE. She found an amusing site that showed you what celebrity people looked most like. It amused her. She went through lots of people trying ...
Posted by 'Lectric Lauren [DF] [5C] [AFI-ist] on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:50:00 PST