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JosH

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About Me


.. - Get Your Own
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves,
"Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?"
Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of God.
Your playing small doesn't serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We are all meant to shine, as children do.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God within us.
It is not just in some of us; it is in all of us, in everyone.
And as we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give other people
permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others.
-- Marianne Williamson
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Some Quotes Created And Collected
-Welcome To The Testicle Festival-
-IT'S SeXy PaRtY TiMe!!!-
-^EveR DancE WitH ThE DeviL In ThE PaLe MoonlighT^-
-I am a deeply religious nonbeliever...-
-The goal of being alive is to figure out how to live-
-Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night-
-My life is such a black comedy... but it all comes from a light place-
-Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions-
-Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield-
-Whatever you want wants you even more than you want it-
-Embracing my Odditude-
-Living easily parallel to Heaven as Hell-
-Running head on into things that knock me down-
-Is there anything sadder than a midget with a yo-yo?-
-I've got something in my teeth, Could you get it out for me?
Now that's fuckn team work!-
-"I am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions"- AB
-Looking for a love that follows the dead, but which itself does not die-
-I love to have myself a think in the shade of some tree-
-Romance is not dead, it's just kicking and screaming for some attention-
-"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker"- Ogden Nash
-“Fear not my insanity, fear the mind that it protects”-Erotika Faulkner (Rici)
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Uncle Buzz
i grow more aware and respectful of my role as creator of the illusion with each fleeting now.- eric
i am infinity in finity. i am here to show you to yourself because you are the one you've been waiting for.- eric
-JusT JEW iT
"... And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!" - Poe
My name is Josh, I live in Brooklyn, NY, and I'm an all around great guy =) No, seriously, I'm great. Born and raised here, I love it. NY is where everyone comes to have their sins forgiven. But if you were born and raised here, home in NY can be a very unforgiving place... I went to Brooklyn College for Film and I work in Television... close enough. I do love movies of all shapes and sizes, no descriminting here. I am a constant second guesser and I love the night and dark. I would kill for a cup of super caffeinated coffee, it's so delicious. I need Monday's to finess me. My family is fully dysfunctional, but we're unique. I have two puppies, Macho Man Brown Fox and Miz Bells who piss and shit as they please.
-This sums up so much-
-Machito Man Brownfox-
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Create Your Own!
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

My Interests

I enjoy my friends,making new ones, blazin it up every now and then, making money, reading, writing, laughing my testicles off, watching films and analyzing them, watching people, playing devil's advocate, dreaming, tempting myself, tempting others, going on adventures, exaggerating, telling little white lies and then admiting my deviousness, big time cuddler and ice cream lover ... I am a chill guy who likes to laugh and have a good time, if you're up to the challenge you know what to do...

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet everyone while noone wants to meet me...
I want to meet noone while everyone wants to meet me...

Music:


adopt your own virtual pet!

If you can name the title to this film, we can be very very good friends

Movies:

You might think I have an odd taste in films, but go with it: Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Till Dawn, Interview With A Vampire, Frankenhooker, Toxie, The Last Temptation Of Christ, Boogie Nights, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Scar Face, Goodfellas, The God Fathers, Charilie And The Chocolate Factory, Little Shop Of Horrors, Stewie Griffith Movie, Demon Night, Chucky, Superman, Alien, The Exorcist, Shortbus, pretty much any film that falls into the Horror genre... Too many to name, I'll continue to update...

"Dragon Lady Idle"

Television:

My TV watching habits are on a continuous cycle... I'll watch something until my eyes bleed and then I move on. A few shows which remain constant are Judge Judy, Judge Mathis, Seinfeld, All those ridiculous talent type shows, CNN, Bill Mahr, Weeds...

Books:

Arthur Miller: THE CRUCIBE "Because it is my nameeee!!!"- David Sedaris: NAKED, ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY- Chaucer: CANTERBURY TALES- Poe- Orwell: 1984- Chuck Palahniuk: CHOKED, STRANGER THAN FICTION, FIGHT CLUB, HAUNTED- Augusten Burroughs: POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS, DRY, RUNNING WITH SCISSORS, MAGICAL THINKING, SELLEVISION- Andy Behrman: Electorboy- Matty Lee...

Heroes:

See I usually don't like to brag, but I am proud of one thing and that baby is a short film I wrote, produced, and directed called "Gnome Grown." The reason for my for my pride is not because I won an award for it in a film festival, echem, but I could not have made it without all of the people who saved my freakin ass and helped me. Thank you guys for being so obiendent lol! Seriously though, thanks. You all know who you are! Always love for you...
Oh and I also made a very extreme low budget documentary on my completely dyfunctional family, capturing a moment in time when things were VERY different. While in college my parents relationship was a cliff hanger, I finally started talking with my father again after about a year of disapproving of his enormous pot use, and I myself began to mature and come to terms with the realities of life. The starry eyed bubble I had once envisioned was burst with actualities. In a nut shell, twas the pot which rolled our relationship back up and I wanted to grab hold of this present situation before all hell broke loose... and I was right, it did. Sequel?


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My Blog

Zoom

Zoom   I walked out of my house this morning and took flight. Bent down real low to one knee, with fists clenched tight. Jumped up like a rocket and shot straight into the sky, Pushing birds and ...
Posted by JosH on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:13:00 PST

Genetics Vs. God

Genetics Vs. God   Folded up inside a smooth bodied boy, Lies a genetic serum. Twistfuls of string connected by a lattice. This evolutionary serum will eventually leak into his body, And inspire ...
Posted by JosH on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:01:00 PST

Water

Water "Breaaattthheee!!!Hold on!I'm coming to save you!"     ~Splish Splash~It's leaked into my ears,Drowned in a dull silence.Blurred my vision,Dragged me down,Suffocates me.I'm h...
Posted by JosH on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:38:00 PST

Raped-- explicit for some

Raped-- explicit for some A creep touches.An uncontrollable urge to feel your insides.His motive: Sudden sexual derangement.He is rough and jaded,Jagged pubic hairs scrape at your skin.Tightly you ho...
Posted by JosH on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:22:00 PST

The Brooklyn Born Jewish Aunt

Yiddish Key:- Tatalla: Aunt- Boychik: Cute youngin'- Kishkas: The insides to the body; intestines- Shmuck: Idiot; moron The Brooklyn Born Jewish Aunt Chello Tatalla!Come give yaw Tonta a big hug!Look ...
Posted by JosH on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:53:00 PST

Doubts

Doubts   Bitter pains of doubt. Can I trust you?   Unsure of what will come. You say that you need some time, To think about the big things; The little things.   Take a look at t...
Posted by JosH on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 05:37:00 PST

Flow

Flow With the raging river flowing over life's rocks,Cutting holes,Wearing down,Beating on rough jagged surfaceTo a smoothe finish.I feel serenity,Cradled.Gliding down this treaterous mountain,Gravity...
Posted by JosH on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 03:54:00 PST

No More

No More Love us not for what we choose,Rather the choices that we make. Enjoy us entirely,Wholey.For we lack the holy presence that you so crave. It is in your mind you have made,That what I choose is...
Posted by JosH on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:16:00 PST

The Last Time I Wore Briefs

The Last Time I Wore Briefs   When I was a wee teenager in 9th grade High School, I partook in a gym class where we learned Tae-kwon-do. I was pretty good. Upon our first class we had to wear sto...
Posted by JosH on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 09:13:00 PST

Moments

MomentsAlready moments ended?The future's discourse displaced.Love is a wicked tool,Used by the many,Spells of unity and bliss.Humor and miss.Fraility.Uncertainty.Finality...To open one's self so full...
Posted by JosH on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST