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I recently got fired from my job mazel tov and go fuck your self. I was born and rasied in Brooklyn…big up. I’m awkwardly shy and inappropriately drunk...I’ll probably comment about your balls perhaps ill even speak about tap dancing on them. 3,5,8 enough said. I love my bed and songs on repeat. Music owns my ears. If for some weird reason you and I are watching TV together please make sure to have the volume on an even number. I love shark week and have been known to use it as a pick up line. I once had a street thug kitten named Senor Taco my vet killed him and now he will burn in hell, I have since adopted Sid Vicious. Sid and I dance to the Golden Girls theme song nightly, he is the Dorothy to my Sofia and he will claw your eyes out. Diet Coke/Pepsi from the fountain is my latest addiction. Lately I feel my creativeness has gone to waste so if you find my ambition please tell him to come home because I miss him dearly. I enjoy happy hour, bacardi//diet coke and never sleeping home and have no qualms with being deemed the sleepover bandit. My grammar sucks but run on's and fragments are cool so deal with it. I like drinking 40's of coors light but have traded in corners for cars and houses. I enjoy chain smoking on the weekends and eggless fried rice on Saturday afternoons. I went through a phase of playing super nintendo but even when i cheated I never saved the princess. I heart alone time as well as the fall, Eddie Vedder and the 90's. doc martens<3. I hope to save all animals one day or at least have my own non profit animal shelter. Vegan... r.i.p. cheese sandwiches. Vanilla almond milk is cool but never feels cold enough. I own a serious collection of necklaces, sunglasses, hoodies and sweetie girl hats. Fashion, one day I will learn to sew, one day you will want my designs. On Demand, DVR, Wikipedia, IMDB and Vampires rule. I attempt to wear color but everything I buy is black. I have a strong obsession with hello kitty and bows. I'm oddly allergic to strawberries and neosporin I hate them and they suck along with douchebag drivers and those who wear fur (its only cute on animals you morons). I adore my friends and family and so should you. I strongly dislike liars. I enjoy all forms of art I love creating art and I admire originality. I hope to be a club kid in my next life because yes i believe in reincarnation and yes party monster owns. I like to think of myself as a good judge of character but then again what do I know. Randomness or A.D.D you decide I roll with them both. Heights and getting old are two of my biggest fears spiders however, are not. I'm pretty laid back and think rules are for sissy's. I do what I want. Anxiety plagues me frequently but I hear they have pills for that. I'm not really sure what I'm doing with my life but I like to think of that as normal even though I'm scared. I want to do everything and nothing all at the same time. I run I jog I dance all while chewing gum. Sometimes I get in my car just so I can listen to my ipod and sometimes I am so bored that I write "about me sections." To be cont’d…