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Jo

Tha one jo mama warned u about...

About Me

Chinese Mafia Princess... I was born, the only female of my generation, into a family of krazee, money-obsessed, overly protective badasses. I was skooled on the wayz and heartz of men (among other things), but I still gotta love 'em despite everything I know. I prolly know too much for my own good, but my positive, caring attitude has kept me from becoming jaded. I also possess amazin' abilities that far exceed that of the average person, but I believe in using my powers for good and not evil. Though I've been successful in rejecting my family legacy, I can't seem to lose my thug nature (it's in my blood). Hidden underneath this silky-soft exterior and undeniably-female body, is the mind of a man. Part of me will always be a tomboy.
************************************************************ ** My Thoughts On "Love" (....inspired by the men I love most) ************************************************************ ** Being in love is a lose-lose situation with only two exceptions. It only works out when: 1.) ...one person is a really good liar and the other is willing to look the other way, and 2.) ...both are really good liars and too busy bein' up to tricks to check out the other's story. The Bottom Line: If u don't wanna be a loser, u betta have some game playa!****************************************************** ********
Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Rice Soopa Starra
You ride around in a 2004 BMW 530
Yo gang The Mafia
Yo shoes be Flip-flops
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 1,479
How much money you got? $2.75546823380821e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 100%
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My Interests

Weight Training, Hangin with My Babyboi, Goin' to the Beach..., Information Technology, Weight Training, Music, Family, Hangin with the Girlz, and Weight Training

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet anyone who is easy-going and has a sense of humor. If u weren't offended and don't think i have issues after reading the above... then we'll prolly get along great... cuz if u didn't get it, then u won't get ME! I realize that not everyone can appreciate my sense of humor. Other than that, I like low-maintenance friends who already have a life... I always feel bad when people get mad at me for not returning messages with a quickness. It's never personal... my schedule just gets insanely busy at times. Oh yea... I also like people who commit random acts of kindness. I think it says a lot about someone's character, when they go out of their way for others for no other reason than to be nice. The world is jacked up enuff with shady M.F.'s out there doin' unthinkable sh*t, and I need help restoring balance to the universe. Self-absorbed people, who have little consideration for others and their feelings, make me ill. Don't think so little about urself... u should never underestimate the impact u have on others and the world around u. So if ur mean-spirited and have nuthin' positive to say, then get the f*ck off my page.

ART BY ROBERT ALISO

Music:

Old Skool, Hip-Hop, R&B, Rap, Rock, Ska, Reggae, and let's not forget ...80's ----- O shit! There's such a thing as 90's music? 90's too then...

Books:

...too many to list, but right now I'm working on "Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore. It's a great book if u hate Bush... the prez not tha pussy. --- I just finished this book and damn!... it was time well spent. I just hope Mike can hide himself b4 "they" knock him off like "they" did 2 Pac. [lol] Right on Mr. Moore! Ride on! ************************************************************ *************** Absolute Favorite: Ethics for the New Millennium by His Holiness The Dalai Lama [...a prerequisite for life and being human]

My Blog

30-something...

My friends and I have often compared ourselves to how we were when we were in our 20's. We definitely FEEL the difference! These are just a few things I've noticed... feel free to add to the list if u...
Posted by Jo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pics of My Babyboi

Happiness is... being Mom This is my son Ocean, who will be 11 years-old in August. I can't believe how fast he's growing up. From his first Halloween to his fourth year of playing tackle footbal...
Posted by Jo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girl Stuff

When a GIRL is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how l...
Posted by Jo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How to Recognize a Good Woman...

A good woman is proud of herself. She respects herself and others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks definition from the person she is with, nor does she expect them to read her mi...
Posted by Jo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST