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Brett

Every one of you can Suck Eggs.

About Me

I make things. I like looking at and figuring out organic forms. My hands are my best feature. I know a lot about colors...
This is my name in computer language :
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My Interests

Chocolate
Coffee
Sweaters
Bikes
Cottages and Cabins
Autumn
Bare Feet
Curly Hair
Baking Cakes
Little Animals
Bonfires
Rain
Oil Paints
Carrots
Guitar
Harmonica
Fancy Beer
Midwest
Large bodies of water
Installation Art
Peculiar looking people
Gross Art
Domestic Art
Sad Art
Light....

I'd like to meet:

...Bob Dylan and Egon Schiele and Jesus and a talking coyote...

Music:

Bob Dylan
Beck
The Beatles
Nico
Frank Zappa
Queen
Nick Cave
Old Punk....

Movies:

The Lost Boys and Lost in Translation and Clockwork Orange and The Royal Tenenbaums and sometimes The Yellow Submarine

Television:

-Sasquatch documentaries
-The Joy of Painting With Bob Ross
-The Venture Brothers
-HGTV...
I don't have a television...

Books:

Books about art.
Books about Photography.
Books about me.
I like to be enlightened.

Heroes:

Egon Shiele. Gustav Klimt. Chuck Close. Cindy Sherman. John Currin. Frida Kahlo. Illustrators, good and aweful. Alice Neel. Me. You. Him. Recyclists. Cyclists. I also agree with Marcel Duchamp on alot of things...

My Blog

Animals and Theft

I'm an animal lover, more over, I am willing to go out of my way to make the creatures of the world healthier and happier... and more FABULOUS!I fashioned these pet 'collars' from left over scraps I f...
Posted by Brett on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:24:00 PST

Side note:

I never have anything interesting to say...ever, really....I feel better wearing a dress.I've never liked school.....TODAY:1st day of 7th quarter... I think, I've lost track...windy. sunny. has a gros...
Posted by Brett on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST

Le art show

The Art Show:I had not participated in an art show for a while, but I have one up now. At the opening night, I got there with Francisco and we strolled around the place a bit. All the art was morbid a...
Posted by Brett on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:29:00 PST

An idea for Y.O.U.

For a laugh, rent Barbarella. It's not meant to be funny, but it is. It can also be considered a depressing waste of time. So, I advise that you do something helpful and productive while you watch it,...
Posted by Brett on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST

wait

I am Brett and this is my blog.I am fond of Frankie's mustache.Now he is a real man.I think a cake is in store.......Blogging should be required.Blogging should not be analyzed.No one should read your...
Posted by Brett on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:16:00 PST

Tagging

I'm going to make a stencil and go tagging.I really am.
Posted by Brett on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:39:00 PST

frazzle

I'm gonna buy an art book today. That excites me.Yesterday, I locked myself out. I had a bag full of groceries [hot chocolate canister] so I wedged it behind the black bars (which protect me from the ...
Posted by Brett on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST

BUSTED

I am listening to Bohemian Rhapsody on the record player.....One speaker is busted on account of me, so now I can't hear them say "will not let you go" all those times. DARN ME!!!!...
Posted by Brett on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:16:00 PST

~The Trilobites~

You Listen to The Trilobites.             MAN! The Trilobites are so cool! Add them! You will find their profile on my top 8 section!!!...
Posted by Brett on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:26:00 PST

Perfect Scenario

My life is quite circus-like. Colorful and cruel. Never assume anything money related. I did and now I...  well, lets just say it is impossible to live on 30 dollars for an entire month.....Hey, ...
Posted by Brett on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:40:00 PST