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Clint

The ceramic Ewok is looking at me again, and I realize, all of a sudden, my nose is bleeding

About Me

I'm what I'd consider to be a "Bachelor of Science Intellectual," which roughly translates to "mind-rendingly annoying" or "one who spouts bullshit like a fountain of a size and capacity previously unseen by man," depending on your particular dialect.
By way of a parable, me: An old man; a box of blank, loose leaf college ruled paper; and a six-legged basilisk were walking down a pier one sun-saturated afternoon. The basilisk, taken by the beauty of the moment, looked longingly into the old man's eyes; a glance that, of course, turned the old man to stone. Angry with himself and his stupid eyes, the basilisk pushed the box of loose leaf paper into the oil-soaked waters below and dashed off into the recently setting sun. He found the old man's family and consoled them, and in thanks for his understanding, they cut off all his legs save one, threw him in the tub, covered him with a shower curtain and set fire to the entire block and laughed and laughed.
I'm a little bit weird, a little bit funny, a little bit nice and a little bit sleepy almost all the time.

My Interests

Frustratingly untapped creativity, yoga, chips and salsa, game design, game playing, travelling, both for work and for fun, seeing how many indigenous animals in how many foreign countries I can punch, Indian food, Netflix, Indie, emusic.com, rememberthemilk.com + TiddlyWiki to keep my life in semi-order, DJing for V89 [once upon a time], Nintendo up/Sony down, Linux, bottle rocket wars, multiplayer arcade games, reading, hiking/geocaching, Boggle, barbecue, pain beams, cooking, dancing, DDR (novice-like), Lego, real maple syrup, Austin

Games:
technically working on finishing Metroid Prime 2 finally, but my Wii is woefully unattended. Sad.

I'd like to meet:

Hundreds of bees. Angry bees. And angry women. Who want to punch me in the face.

Potential hangsters. People to play Smash Bros. with. Ditto for music and indian leg wrestling. People to subvert the RIAA and ensure our children a future devoid of pointy-headed record execs and people who make money off of Chan Marshall, because she's all crazy and beautiful, and people who take advantage of people like her are not people but small pustules on the nipples of the devil. Anti-anti-intellectuals. People that like listening to the whole album. You know, peeps. What else do you meet?

Music:

Songs:Ohia/Magnolia Electric Co, Beatles, Lightning Bolt, Explosions in the Sky, M83, Kid606, Godspeed, Autechre, Concretes, Wolf Eyes, Raymond Scott, Boards of Canada, Camera Obscura, Cat Power, cLOUDDEAD, Labradford, Neko Case, Japancakes, Mogwai, Mum, Pedro the Lion, Set Fire to Flames, Bjork, the Les Mis London Cast album, Junior Brown, Air, Aesop Rock, A Silver Mt Zion, Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy stuff, M Ward, Willie Nelson, Rentals, RJD2, Gnarles, Broken Social Scene, Lord Invader, Magnetic Fields, Dr Dog, tons. Here's a semi-comprehensive list of my mp3 folders, which are basically my ripped cd collection.

In summary, about five percent of every conceivable genre out there, like 300 pink 31-flavors spoonsful all glommed together, sealed with Magic Shell, deep fried and then dropped into a polluted river leading to a mangrove swamp. I have a complicated relationship with music.

Movies:


Recent DVD acquisitions:Nil
Recent Netflix:Arrested Development seasons 1 and 2, Mighty Aphrodite, Macbeth
Recent cinema:28 Weeks Later
Classics: Kurosawa, Leone, Star Wars & LOTR naturally, Jeunet, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Miyazaki, especially Tonari no Totoro and Howl's Moving Castle, The Coens, the new Dawn of the Dead, Kubrick, Kung Fu Hustle, Wes and PT Anderson, Zhang Yimou, Jim Jarmusch, that whole Gondry/Jonze/Kaufman bunch of crazy kids

Television:

Watching TV via Netflix, so Arrested Development, american Office, Sealab.

Books:

Read Recently:Potter books 5 and 6 in prep for 7, The Master and Margarita,

Reading: Autumn of the Patriarch

Will Read: Islands in the Stream, Ulysses, East of Eden, Absalom, Absalom, Great Expectations, Design Patterns, The Road

Select Faves: Steinbeck, Hemingway, Krakauer, Cormac McCarthy, select Stephen King stuff, Bradbury, Salinger, Tolstoy, Tolkien, Potter, The White Mountains trilogy, Arundathi Roy, Vonnegut, Dostoevsky, Dickens, Faulkner, Orwell, Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Heroes:

Wilford goddamn Brimley.

My Blog

Problems and solutions abound

Spoiling myself with my favorite pastime -- waiting for a plane to arrive in Hartsfield-Jackson. Pleasantries abound. This after a slightly difficult but ultimately generally rewarding week, thus te...
Posted by Clint on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:20:00 PST

The Conversation

Tom4:30so whats up with werewolves, zombies and vampires all biting people to convert them?that seems a little unlikelynorobotdiving4:30saliva, dudenever underestimate the salivaTom4:37i dont know tho...
Posted by Clint on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:58:00 PST

Work

Consulting is a weird gig, especially in an XP environment. You're so transient as to be ghost-like -- you don't have a desk, a computer, a timeline of what your superiors have planned for you, inclu...
Posted by Clint on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:48:00 PST

Hey I'm mad again, big surprise

The travesty of health care in this wonderfully backward country of ours isn't about the fact that a significant portion of the population doesn't actually have health insurance. The travesty is that...
Posted by Clint on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:34:00 PST

Yeah I'm listening to Built to Spill. And I got a damn Smurf wallet too.

So, a short post today. Maybe not, I don't know. I definitely find it to be teh pleasing that I'm getting hitsalicious on these blog posts. Big ups to the four people who read my blog posts 20 time...
Posted by Clint on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

Come play with us, Clinty.

Oddity of the century: sitting here, 9:30am, typing on a silver box with a magnetic connector for the power supply. Yep, I bought a goddamned MacBook. And not just a MacBook but a fatass 17" MBPro. ...
Posted by Clint on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST

Wait, what?

1. How can I have had 11 blog views already? who reads this tripe?!2. Thanks for letting me know I can't use your shitty WYSIWYG blogedit control, Myspace. Please die.
Posted by Clint on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:19:00 PST

SXSW Wednesday/Thursday

So we're not now going to languish in the sluggery of oh-my-I-understand-how-long-its-been-since-I-posted. I know it; you know it; the American people sort of know it. Let us not while our lives shaki...
Posted by Clint on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:34:00 PST

I would love children if they were actually human

First off, everyone needs to read this: http://www.slate.com/id/2155836/pagenum/all.Another blog so soon? you must be asking yourself. With the hyper-ink still wet on the last hyper-letter to the worl...
Posted by Clint on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:47:00 PST

I went to India and all I got was this lousy diarrhea

So here it is, December already, and damn if I haven't sent hot jets of steamy beer into a chicken's ass cavity by way of a can and convective heat all year. Talk about a slow one.Meanwhile, I got wha...
Posted by Clint on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:39:00 PST