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Campbell

Fun and failure both start with F

About Me

Livin' the dream.

My Space or Yours? Myspace Layouts and more at myspaceoryours.net!

My Interests

Jet-setting, culture-wedding, life-betting, hottie-sweating, bloodletting, fret-petting

I'd like to meet:

more slitty-eyed rednecks

Music:

Stuff without too many notes.

Movies:

The Science of Sleep, PeeWee's Big Adventure, The Player,The Hudsucker Proxy, Rushmore, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Show Me Love, Raisin' Arizona, Bob Roberts

Television:

Arrested Development, Anything on HBO, Daily Show, Strangers w/ Candy, Family Guy

Books:

Middlesex, Poisonwood Bible, A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, Ender's Game or anything else by OSC, anything by Margaret Atwood, David Sedaris, J.K. Rowling, Madeline L'Engle, or Charles Panati, dictionaries and encyclopedias

Heroes:

Simon Bolivar

My Blog

The science of sex (girls only)

1. The female equivalent of an erection is lubrication. Therefore, no lubrication= not turned on. Seems simple, but I bet a lot of people try to convince themselves otherwise. 2. Vaginal lubrication i...
Posted by Campbell on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:27:00 PST

Insomnia

I'm working back to back calls this week, meaning work 24 hours, off 24 hours, work 24 hours. One of the newfound perks of my job is the inability to sleep, even when I'm tired. Falling asleep is not ...
Posted by Campbell on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:12:00 PST

My New Secret Layout!!!!

Today, while mindlessly thumbing through Myspace, I saw an ad, "What decade are you?" Using every possible tactic to avoid homework, I figured I really needed to know, and linked myself to the Secret ...
Posted by Campbell on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:28:00 PST

Captain Beefheart, eat your heart out...

still in ecuador, still having a fabulous time. food is cheap here, so my friend leora and i decided to try brazilian while we were here, seeing as it´s prohibitively expensive in the states. ah, a cu...
Posted by Campbell on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:16:00 PST

Summer camp for grown'ups

Had another phenomenal weekend. Last week was Semana Santa (Holy Week) which is a big deal down here. So big a deal, in fact, that it means no work on Thursday and Friday. 6 friends and I took off for...
Posted by Campbell on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:30:00 PST

Banos

Ecuador is beautiful and wonderful as ever-- I had> one of the most amazing days of my life on Saturday.> We went to Banos, a little mountain tourist town> about 4 hours from Quito. We went biking thr...
Posted by Campbell on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:31:00 PST

A walking anti-drug campaign

Our meth-head neighbors are gone, or in the process of going, but lucky for us, they didn't want to leave without at least giving us one more chance to call the authorities. It was a New Authority thi...
Posted by Campbell on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:40:00 PST

))<>((

I shit you not. Today, I learned of possibly the grossest thing I've encountered in medicine-- the stool enema. When a patient is colonized with C. difficile, a bacterial infection that often accompan...
Posted by Campbell on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:20:00 PST

Now I feel bad

My last post was all about the Irish Gypsies (aka Irish Travellers) and of course, it was all hearsay from people around Augusta. I felt bad about repeating this stuff without bothering to c...
Posted by Campbell on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 08:23:00 PST

I saw them!

When I first moved to Augusta three and half years ago, one of the first and most interesting bits of folklore I heard about was the Irish Gypsies. If you've seen Snatch, they're apparently some kind ...
Posted by Campbell on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 03:35:00 PST