a couple of dudes, an old man, and some talking(maybe) chickens. |
"No one in here but us chickens. ba-Gock!" he hears from the coup. "Well keep it down in there. I'm trying to sleep Goddammit!" he replies as hestumbles back towards the house. Turning off the light a...
Posted by TwoJoynts on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:20:00 PST |
:subject: |
I awake in a foggy haze as the alcohol consumed the night before most certainly still circulates through my veins. before my eyes open I hear my nephews voice and I remember I am at my sisters. I slow...
Posted by TwoJoynts on Sun, 04 May 2008 09:24:00 PST |
Darwinism:Creationism |
So according to Pat Robertson:darwinism, you know the theory of evolution, can not be taken seriously because it is a theory written over 150 years ago. At a time in which Charles Darwin simply did n...
Posted by TwoJoynts on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:00:00 PST |
"moat brush" |
So I told you about the drawbridge and moat right?Well I knew it was part of my duties to keep the hinges on the drawbridge wellgreased, but I guess they forget in orientation to show me the mo...
Posted by TwoJoynts on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:49:00 PST |
nothing to say |
Sometimes I sit to writeNothing in mind to sayJust had the urge to writeAfter another shitty dayI smoke my bong and drink my beerGrab some paper and a penWaiting for my mind to clearI repeat step one ...
Posted by TwoJoynts on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:56:00 PST |
P,E+C w/S,P,K |
The drink starts early today. band practice this evening. Nonsensical ramblingsheard from the southeast direction. my over-weight, over-forty female neighborwith the white fence, flowered garden, and ...
Posted by TwoJoynts on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:03:00 PST |
day 19 |
still no sign of this river. everyday my hungry grows. i find myself more increasing having to fight the desire to eat george. the hunger brings on hallucinations. i spoke to a blade of grass th...
Posted by TwoJoynts on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:41:00 PST |
so young |
a glassy sheet coats my eye when i see my past. would he approve?
he was so youngso innocent
he caught bugshe rode bikes.
he was so young.so innocent,so naive.
if he saw me now?if he saw himself?...
Posted by TwoJoynts on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:56:00 PST |
you know those crazy goats? |
So I'm on my way home
and it's around the time I'm passing the mall
when my stomach begins to growl,
just a bit.
Not too much,
so I know I'm in no immediate danger.
I remember I still...
Posted by TwoJoynts on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:12:00 PST |
hunting big game today |
Twenty after nine and I stumble from my room awakened in a daze.
Johnny and Colin among the leftovers in the living room from the night before.
Lost in the mess of beer bottles, Wendy's wrappers and...
Posted by TwoJoynts on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST |
