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Srgt. Slaughter

I can't do it all by me onsies, saavy?

About Me

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I am an elite female recon ninja for the myspace ninja clan....and my ninja name is Oni-mizu, (Water Demon)
My special technique is Kanashibari No Jutsu! A Ninjutsu technique where I stare down my opponent, causing them to become completely frozen in their tracks. Perfect for escaping a dire situation, or for stalling a target in an assassination.
I am also skilled in Ninpou Kuchiyosek. A summoning teqnique used only by those who have a blood pact with certain animals, especialy cats.
Oh wait....I wasn't suppost to reveal that information...dammit! Oh well...so my real name is Jessica Lynn. I'm married to a wonderful man, whom I call Saru (japanese for monkey). Um, and well I like art and I love to draw anime most of all. And for those of you who don't know better, I didn't draw all this shit on my profile just a few below and those on my web site and well some of them on my web site is just fan art drawn from the comics. I'll have to post more originals soon, sorry about that. I am obssessed with animes and mangas. I am not good yet but am working on it. I need to get better before I post more. Well see below for more info on me and what not. Uh, I guess that's all I can think of to say for now. Oh, yeah, check out my Deviant Art Gallery, that's where all my cool shit is.... Click on this link Oni-mizu on Deviant ArtOther than that, I'm pretty laid back, If you wanna be friends and talk cool. If you haven't noticed I cuss like a sailor and well I'm a big tom-boy too. I spit and burp and talk shit so if you can't handle that then sorry, I was raised poorly..._
Ok I also love yaoi, hentai and ecchi....also an obsession.

My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" .. Kamineko Art Kamineko Art Check out the digs at Deviant Art! Also, check out BabyWit.com! I'm up there (Neko-Chan) Buy My Shit! :)

Character Artists, join Mojizu! http://www.mojizu.com/

Drawing, Anime, Neko's, Ninja and playing bass!
Currently trying to learn bass lines to:
The Argument, Fugazi
Perfect Disguise, Modest Mouse
Ok well I am interested in more than that but why muck it up with naming a whole bunch of shit I'm in to. Well I do love to camp and hike and ride my bike and shit, I try to stay active but you know how it is. I've recently gotten back into the bar scene....wasn't drinking for a while but fuck that! I'm back on the wagon bitch. ya...ask me more if you are interested....

ok, below is a pic of our Schwinn bike gang. The Belligerantes!!! You better recognize fool! Thier biggest rival...The Zoo Bombers. If you're in P-town and you see a bunch of guys and gals on schwinn varsities, with banana seats and ape hangers, chances are, you are about to encounter the phanominon that is.... The Belliegerantes. Check them out, they are among us on myspace....... Los Belligerantes ...and while you're at it.....check out thier band, Rufidian Supercross, official band of the Belligerantes.... Rufidian Supercross

My Icons:

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Chain gun
Your Favorite Target: Eskimoes
Your Kill Count: 1,004,625,906
Your Battle Cry: "Who let the dogs out?"
Years You Spend in Jail: 29
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $74,608,344,346,823
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 100%

Quiz created with MemeGen !
Car of choice..........1965 Thunderbird.........omg I would give both my titties up for this car. Droooooollllllll :0......................

I'd like to meet:

Joshua Homme and some more Joshua Homme. Grrr.
So...here are the artists I want to meet, this will take a while........First up, Katsuya Terada! And already did get to meet him, and I almost crapped my pants! I was completely overwhelmed. I met him at the Compound Gallery in P-town while he was doing a show there. I was so flushed! But who wouldn't be coming face to face with one of thier heros?

But also would love to meet Masashi Kishimoto, Robert Williams and...
Ohba Tsugumi!!!!!!! He does the art for Hikaru No Go and my newly found favorite manga of all time...Death Note!!!!!!! This is seriously the coolest fucking manga i have ever read and you must must read it...

And of course, Hyung-Tae Kim, a sick Korean artist. I aspire to be like him some day...

is he not just a fucking sicko or what??????????
Jamie Hewlette..........Tank Girl, and Gorillaz illustrator. another effing sicko I want to meet!

Bansky! This guys is soo rad! He gets up in fucking museums!

Last but certainly not least at all....since he's one of my first art inspirations beginnign from childhood. Robert Williams, he's the man, the myth, the legend. I fucking love this guy. My first tat was his character, Coochie Cootie.......there's a pic below.

Music:

Fugazi, more Fugazi, Kamikaze Radio, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs (kick ass girl singer and kick ass licks) Mars Volta (these guys might be one of the greatest bands ever), The Distillers, Elliot Smith (__ so sad!) or Willie Nelson. Did I say Fugazi? All of these are in no particular order, just as I remembered them...except of course Fugazi.
DON'T FORGET RUFIDIAN SUPERCROSS MOTHER FUCKERS! Rufiduan Supercross

Movies:

Ok, it's time, this might take a while so sit back and relax... Let's start with anime, now you'd think i'd have seen more than this but...Akira, Ninja Scroll, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Vampire Hunter D, (Blool Lust, the second movie, not the first original), Blue Submarine No.6, Blood: The Last Vampire, The Godfathers of Tokyo, Spriggan, Neo-Tokyo, Memories, Battle Angle, Porco Rosso, Howell's Moving Castle, ok, onto other movies in no paticular order....Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind; I Heart Huckabees; any John Waters film; What the Bleep Do We Know; City of Lost Children, Evil Dead 1&2, Army of Darkness, Killer Clowns from Outer Space (I know, but it's soo cheesy it's great), O' Brother Where Art Thou, Trainspotting, The Royal Taunenbaums, Rushmore, Pirates of the Carribean (grrrrwwwoool, Johnny Depp looks so hot as a fucking pirate, i have such a pirate fetish too), Yellowbeard, Pirates, The Irons Giant, HellBoy, Full Metal Jacket, Popeye (with Robert Williams), Labrynth, Legend (shut up i'm a girl ok), Drunken Master, Enter the Dragon, other Bruce Lee movies i don't know the names of (shut up i'm not a movie nerd ok), Kung Pow, Thumbwars/Thumbtanic (i can't help it i think that shit's funny), the Austin Powers Movie, Lord of the Rings I, II & III, Farenheit 911, Taxi Driver, Blue Velvet, The Triplets of Bellville, Bad Luetenant, The Last Samurai, Tootsie, Pooty Tang!, skate/snowboarding/surfing videos (don't want to have to name them), ok, more to come....

Television:

TV Rots your brain, except of course for cartoons and anime!

Books:

Bukowski (Women, Ham on Rye, Post Office), The Wheel of Time series, Catcher in the Rye, The Fuck Up, Possession, Sacred Journey of the Peacful Warrior, Secrets of the Samurai, The Philosophical Scientist, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Death Note, Qwan, Hikaru No Go, Dragon Ball Z, Some Dean Koontz but only like two of his books. I'll put others when I can think of them...and I'll put authors when I find who they all are.

Heroes:

Masashi Kishimoto, Brody from the Distillers, my Dad and brother, Beck, Shmoe, Joe Madureira, Masamune Shirow, Katsuya Terrada (I got to meet him and he signed a printed book for me!!!! ^_^ super happy Neko!), Robert Williams, Mark Ryden, Hyung-Tae Kim (look him up .., sick as artist from Korea), Todd McFarland, and a whole slew of other artists. Anyone who creates what they love are my heroes.

My Blog

My New Store!!!

So, I finally started the biz I wanted and we're up and running!!!  You can be the first on your block to show how ultra cool and sexy you are! Buy my shit! Cat and Monkey I'll have more designs ...
Posted by Srgt. Slaughter on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 05:58:00 PST

St. John's Parade

The Belligerantes were out in full force at the St. John's parade!  And they fucking won 2nd place!  I wish I could have been in it this year but I'm a fatty now and can't ride a bike. ...
Posted by Srgt. Slaughter on Sun, 14 May 2006 08:26:00 PST

It's a Freaking Girl!

Holy shit, I'm going to have a little hell cat on my hands in about 5 months.  Went and got the ultrasound done.  Fucking CRAZY.  She was spazing out inside my belly....just like her mo...
Posted by Srgt. Slaughter on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:53:00 PST

Ankle Biter

Yup, that's right, I'm contributing to the overpopulation of our planet and it's already sucking the life from my body.   Let's hear it for procreation!  I just hope he's like Bat Boy, ...
Posted by Srgt. Slaughter on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 09:59:00 PST

Halloweeny!

Yay!  Halloweeny!  I fucking love halloween.  We're going to start off by handing out candy to trick or treaters and then scaring the shit out of them.  yay!  I'm going as Aya...
Posted by Srgt. Slaughter on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 05:07:00 PST

We are......RDK

Radio Disease Killer We don't have anything recorded yet but will soon hopefully.  There is, however, some nice ambiance music on the profile if you care to have a listen.  Oh and add us or...
Posted by Srgt. Slaughter on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 08:57:00 PST

Baby Clothing Designs

Yay for me!  I just signed a contract for three of my designs for this website that sells cool bably shit and I'm finally up on thier site!  Click on the Link Below, then on "Neko-Chan"...
Posted by Srgt. Slaughter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

T-Shirts For Sale

But only at Last Thursday in P-Town for now...trying to get the online thing going but i'm lazy so we'll have to see about that..... if you email me at [email protected] and you can make it to La...
Posted by Srgt. Slaughter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Gallery Up! Please View!

I started a new art gallery on Deviant Art...that comcast site was just pissing me off. There is still the same shit here but it's in a much better format and I can actaully recive comments on my art...
Posted by Srgt. Slaughter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ssshhhiiiiiittt nigga, That's all you had to say....

Ya so I thought I'd throw some random thoughts out there cause I'm bored. Do you ever go straight for the soft bread in the middle of a loaf? I know I do....
Posted by Srgt. Slaughter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST