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DIRTY SANCHEZ

PURPLE MONKEY DISH WASHER...

About Me

If I told ya, I'd have to kill ya....

My Interests

MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE WOMAN, art, NATURE, drawing, reading, painting, writing, rebellion, watching people throw up because I think it's fucking hilarious, getting in fights, grilled cheese, PAIN,non-conformity, rattlesnakes, BEER, Metal, spray paint, fire, Punk, Thrash, 90's hip hop, howler monkeys, breasts, Green chile-cheeseburgers with bacon and no onions, creepy things like spiders and snakes, History, especially ancient history ( world, human or geological ). The people who have stuck by me through all the shit I've been through and CONTINUE to stick by me ( the rest of em can go fuck themselves), dogs, cats, boobies, scars, my job, Kaiju Big Battel,gettin LIT, french fries, the sun, the beach, the desert, random abandoned building's in the middle of nowhere, making my own stuff, cephalopods, Fun-bags, Tattoos and the exquisite pain that comes with them, huevos rancheros, Bea Arthur, Dia de los Muertos, making fun of people,various lengths of chain, mammaries, the dark recesses of my mind, figuring out how things work, NHL ( namely the Colorado Avalanche ), fucking so hard you feel like your gonna have a stroke, Hip-hop, Mexico, hooters, spikes, black stuff, Pennywise the clown,standing up for myself or others, people who are willing to do something about this FUCKED up system we seem to be a part of, brass knuckles, Knives, leather, green chile, LIVE MUSIC, your mom, Jazz, Tits, Martial Arts, going to shows, Smelling my own farts, the end of the world, anyone who's got a warped or sick sense of humor, stuff and junk....

I'd like to meet:

A gang of mexican, cyborg, cross-dressing, transvestite, quadroplegic, midget wrestlers with giant squids for arms to be my personal henchmen...
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Music:

GBH, Exploited, DRI, Poison fucking Idea, Sabbath, Suicidal Tendencies, Angry Samoans, VGS, Subhumans, Motorhead, Broken Bones, Discharge, UK Subs, Dead Kennedys, FEAR, 7 Seconds, S.O.D., Social D, Casualties, R-A-M-O-N-E-S Ramones!!, G.G. Allin, D.I., Plasmatics, The Cramps, Slayer, Sick Of It All, Dwarves, The Vibrators, OLD Misfits, The Adicts, Lower Class Brats, The Stooges, Chaos U.K., U.S. Bombs, Crass, NOFX, Descendents, Primus, Day-glo Abortions, Bad Brains, Cocksparrer, Dead Boys, Total Chaos, The Damned, TSOL, Reagan Youth, Agent Orange, Circle Jerks, Old pissed off Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, Nuklear Fishsticks, Butthole Surfers, Ministry, Bauhaus, L7, Lyin Bitch and the Restraining Orders, Forth Yeer Freshmen, Icky and the Yuks, Fivehundred, Coke is better with bourbon, Rumfits, Romeo goes to hell, Jackson 4 ( we miss ya ), Black Maria ( a local band, not those faggots on MTV ), The Unemploid, The Visects, The Derelicts, The Gracchi, Max Cady, Logical Nonsense, 2-Bers, MF DOOM, Monsta Island Czars, RJD2, DJ Shadow, Coldcut, Krush, Jeru The Damaja, Too Short, Hiero, Roots Manuva, Herbaliser, Little Brother, Prince Paul, Automator, The Liks, Tribe, De La, J-B''s, Saafir, Ras Kass, People under the stairs, J Live, Murs, DJ Vadim, Tosca, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, John Lennon, Bob Dylan, Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Billie Holiday, John Coltrane, Herbie Hancock, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Thelonious Monk, pretty much anything that isnt Top 40 or country. Cant stand that shit...Discharge-Does the system work? R.A.M.O.N.E.S. Motorhead does a good cover of this at their shows...

Movies:

Taxi-driver, Pans Labyrinth,Star Wars 3,4,5,and 6, Batman Begins, Sin City, Easy Rider, Pi, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, The blind swordsman: Zatoichi, Clone Wars, Napolean Dynamite, Battle Royale, Run Lola Run, Rock and Roll High School, Fast times at Ridgemont High, Cheech and Chong movies, The X-men series, Forrest Gump, Big Fish, Mad Max trilogy, Final Fantasy 7, Clerks 1 and 2, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Grudge, Deliverance, City of Lost Children, Boogie Nights, Monty Python's Search for the holy grail, Blazing Saddles, The Incredibles, Excalibur, Groundhog Day, The good the bad and the ugly, Donnie Darko, Sling blade, Apocalypse now, Saving Private Ryan, The Warriors, Drugstore Cowboy, Godzilla movies, Death Race 2000,lotsa low-brow shit...

Television:

South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, Discovery, Animal Planet, Science Channel, MXC, NHL, Brainiac, Cartoon Network/Adult Swim. Oh yeah, cant forget Fox News. Just kidding.

Books:

1984,National Geographic,Fingerprints of the Gods, Guns, Germs, and Steel, Collapse, Diet for a dead planet, The Confederate Battle Flag, What we've lost, The terror timeline, Losing America ( political shit ), Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Mostly Harmless, Taoist I-Ching, Catcher in the Rye, Biography of Henry David Thoreau, Plants of the Gods, ANY thing on art, The Hobbit, LOTR, Carlos Castaneda, Fingerprints of the gods, Dante's Inferno, 365 Tao, and Chronicles of Tao by Deng-ming Dao, Plants of the gods....

Heroes:

Pancho Villa, Che Guevara, Emiliano Zapata, your mom, The few, true friends.

My Blog

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No kids. If you're under 18 and I dont know you, dont bother. Sorry kids,  but you shouldnt want to be pals with a 30 yr old man anyway.  No Web-cam chicks. I'm not interested in "chatting...
Posted by DIRTY SANCHEZ on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:43:00 PST