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CrapBoobsCrap

Curse the suitor

About Me


The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo .


I'm a clusterfuck


"When clouds form in the skies we know that rain will follow but we must not wait for it. Nothing will be achieved by attempting to interfere with the future before the time is ripe. Patience is needed."


"Be famous. Be a big social experiment in getting what you don't want. Find value in what we've been taught is worthless. Find good in what the world says is evil. I'm giving you my life because I want the whole world to know you. I wish the whole world would embrace what it hates. Find what you're afraid of most and go live there."


"In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display."


AIM = CallForBlood

My Interests


Hardcore, metal, shows of course, tattoos that I will never be able to afford, art of many forms in general, strip clubs, Christmas lights, Vargas, Elvgren, Caravaggio, museums, the zoo, Sailor Jerry, picking my nose, pinup girls, The Sims, Richmond VA, classic cars that I will never get to own, my pets: Cash (aka Mr. Delicious), Buddha (aka Captain Banana), and Igor (aka Iggy), my fish, my frogs

I'd like to meet:

Music:


100 DEMONS, 86 MENTALITY, 25 ta Life, 43urban, 7 angels 7 plagues, a life once lost, adamantium, agnostic front, ALICE IN CHAINS, ALL OUT WAR, ANGEL CREW, back of tha neck, bad brains, BEASTIE BOYS, biohazard, billyclub sandwich, BLACK SABBATH, blacklisted, blood for blood, BLOOD IN/BLOOD OUT, BOYZ II MEN, BRAINDEAD, breakdown, breath of silence, built upon frustration, BULLDOZE, BURIED ALIVE, BURN IT DOWN, burn the priest, by my hands, CANDIRIA, cast aside, cataract, cease to breath, ceremony, CIPHER, circle of dead children, clenched fist, clubberlang, coalesce, cock sparrer, codeseven(old), coke bust, cold as life, converge, cro mags, CROWBAR, CROWN OF THORNZ, crowd deterrent, CRUMBSUCKERS, curl up and die, david is burning, DAY OF MOURNING, DEAD AND BURIED, dead to fall, DEATH, death before dishonor, death threat, deathright, decapitated, DEPECHE MODE, DESPAIR, despised icon, die young, disciple, DISCIPLINE, disembodied, district 9, DODGIN BULLETS, donnybrook, dropkick murphys, dysphoria, earth crisis, emperor, EVERYBODY GETS HURT, examination of the..., FAHRENHEIT 451, fear, fight night, figure four, first blood, flogging molly, folsom, FORFEIT, full blown chaos, fury of five, frank sinatra, GRAY GHOST, GUT INSTINCT, gutwrench, h804, hamartia, harvest, HAYMAKER, helmet, HOLYGHOST, homicidal, hoods, HOW IT ENDS, indecision, insted, INTEGRITY, IRATE, IRON AGE, IRON MAIDEN, johnny cash, JOURNEY, JUDGE, kickback, know the score, KNUCKLEDUST, krutch, last resort, leavenworth, leeway, losers sometimes win, madball, MAD SEASON, maximum penalty, MERAUDER, mind eraser, murhpy's law, nailbomb, NAPALM DEATH, narcissus, nine inch nails, NKOTB, no innocent victim, NO REDEEMING SOCIAL VALUE, NO RETREAT, norman bates and the showerheads, one life crew, OUT TO WIN, PALE HORSE, PANTERA, path to misery, patsy cline, pound for pound, premonitions of war, pride kills, PULLING TEETH, punishment, pyramid scheme, QUEEN, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, raw power, redtops, REDLINE, REFUSED, reign supreme, REPERCUSSION, second chance, SEPULTURA, set ablaze, sham 69, SHARK ATTACK, shattered realm, SHEER TERROR, shockwave, short of breath, sick of it all, SKARHEAD, slapshot, SLUGFEST, SLUMLORDS, snapcase, SPUDMONSTERS, stigmata, stone temple pilots, STOUT, strength for a reason, STYX, suicidal tendencies, suicide note, surroundings, SWAMP THING, SWEAR TO GOD, swingin' utters, sworn enemy, sworn vengence, taste the steel, TEARS FOR FEARS, TIDES, the blood, THE DOORS, the hope conspiracy, THE MONGOLOIDS, THE POLICE, the promise, THE RED CHORD, through the discipline, TRASH TALK, TRIAL, under one flag, underdog, UNREAL CITY, until the end, uppercut, vital remains, walls of jericho, warpriest, WARZONE, WILL TO LIVE, WISDOM IN CHAINS, white zombie, WRECKING CREW, zao(older)

Movies:


Spaceballs, Dumb and Dumber, The Big Lebowski, Seven, Fight Club, Bad Santa, Boondock Saints, Resevoir Dogs, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Tommy Boy, Old School, Tootsie, Freddy Got Fingered, Batman, Sleepaway Camp trilogy, The Sandlot, Hero, Peter Pan, American Beauty, anything with Wallace and Gromit, Natural Born Killers, Mallrats, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, Big, Mr. Mom, Cape Fear, Encino Man, Monsters Inc, The Jerk, Three Amigos, Strange Brew, Ace Ventura, Tombstone, Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Overboard

Television:


Tim and Eric Awesome Show, The Office, Extras, Ninja Warrior, Golden Girls, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Law and Order, Oz, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Reno 911, Daily Show, Kids in the Hall, Sunday Night Sex Show, Home Movies, The Brak Show, Married With Children, Love Connection, Metalocalypse

Books:


Anything by Dr.Seuss, Kurt Vonegut, or Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

My Blog

New Years resolutions for 2008

1) sooner than later2) get whiter teethFor those who care, I graduated with my Masters in Counseling Psychology from Chatham a few weeks ago - now I need to second job that pays well and provides heal...
Posted by CrapBoobsCrap on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:51:00 PST

I will pay someone $50

to come clean my house
Posted by CrapBoobsCrap on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:58:00 PST

So it's almost April......

......and I've probably worked out.....4 times since new years ??I'm surprising myself with my lack of motivation, even for me - I should have enough motivation, but I continue to be a "sad lump of sh...
Posted by CrapBoobsCrap on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:12:00 PST

New Years resolutions

1. get my shit together2. stop being so lazy3. complete my Master's4. lose 10-15 pounds by April/May5. commit to something
Posted by CrapBoobsCrap on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:42:00 PST

And then there was one......

Aaron left for California today - I've obviously been crying alot - being alone in this house is going to take alot of getting used to - not seeing his shoes laying around, not dealing with his dirty ...
Posted by CrapBoobsCrap on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:11:00 PST

Ozzfest, eeehhhh

Two words to describe Ozzfest 2006: HAGGARD TITTIESand heatand a plethera of idiotsbut at least we got in for free and at least I felt mildly special that we had backstage passesspeaking of backstage,...
Posted by CrapBoobsCrap on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:27:00 PST

4 years later

and I still love the tall bastard - we celebrated our 4 year anniversary on 2/18 - we didn't actually celebrate it because I was sick and Aaron was broke, hah - I think it's absolutely insane that we ...
Posted by CrapBoobsCrap on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 09:18:00 PST

Florida....well, later......

So after months and months of telling everyone we're moving out of the state to head to southern Florida, Aaron and I realized that we really aren't ready for the move just yet - neither of us will pr...
Posted by CrapBoobsCrap on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

3 year anniversary

Today is our three year anniversary --- crazy crazy stuff - never thought I'd get the chance to be with someone for (what I think) is a long time - we can't celebrate it today cause both of us have wo...
Posted by CrapBoobsCrap on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pleasantly surprised.....

For all the shit that I've talked on the Pittsburgh scene, shows are actually becoming fun again - all the petty bullshit seems to be going away - its probably all the mesh shorts, haha - I was never...
Posted by CrapBoobsCrap on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST