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valerie!

xvaleriex

About Me


you can't take my heart

it's in the city behind

You can stalk me here: livejournal

My Interests

laughing at jerks, playing attacktix, playing bass, prank calling people who piss me off, subtitling cats, accidentally drinking beverages that are more than 24 hours old

I'd like to meet:



If I don't know you (or know of you in some cases,) I probably won't add you.
I DO NOT ADD BANDS. If I am a fan, I will seek you out myself.

AOL Instant Messenger: profanicon

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Music:

bad religion , afi, redemption 87, the force, pipedown, unit pride, thought riot, american nightmare, guns n roses, megadeth, less than jake, zebrahead, the suicide machines, green day, himsa, the nerve agents , scattered fall, hudson criminal, in flames (old,) whatever it takes, death by stereo, poison, the ruin of division, kid dynamite, mc chris, refused , tsunami bomb, depeche mode, echo and the bunnymen, the cure, morrissey, the smiths, ensign, guttermouth, revolution summer, scissorhands, love hope and fear, my chemical romance, taking back sunday, rise against, 3 inches of blood , slayer, strike anywhere, iron maiden, skid row, prince, hunter revenge, nine inch nails, marilyn manson, children of bodom , fiona apple

Movies:

the big lebowski , clerks, chasing amy, mallrats, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, battle royale, MST3K, a clockwork orange, ax 'em (the worst movie ever), pulp fiction, snatch, reservoir dogs, but i'm a cheerleader, transformers , night of the living dead (especially the dubbed over parody version), dawn of the dead, land of the dead, ghostbusters, devil's advocate, star wars, lord of the rings, v for vendetta, the crow, fight club, legally blonde, american psycho, sleepaway camp, on demand documentaries

Television:

beavis and butt-head , the daily show, family guy, home movies, arrested development, heroes , sealab 2021, salute your shorts, my so-called life, bullshit!, pete and pete, aqua teen hunger force , married with children, mr. show, mama's family, the simpsons, legends of the hidden temple, get the picture, roseanne, smallville, 12 Oz. Mouse , LOST, sifl and olly, tom goes to the mayor, the office

Books:

Books: Choke (or anything else) by Chuck Palahniuk , Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynn Truss, porn star autobiographies, anything on interesting legal issues. Comics: Transformers Infiltration, Y: The Last Man, The Walking Dead, Ex Machina, Runaways, Battle Pope, Fables, Jack of Fables, Identity Crisis, The Hood, 100 Bullets (until it pissed me off), JTHM, Fillerbunny, Transformers: The War Within

Heroes:

Anyone with intelligent questions, Greg Graffin , Penn and Teller, George Carlin, David Cross, Brian K. Vaughn, my mommy

My Blog

Things I Hate Issue 3: Empire Waists

Clothes shopping has become a horrifying experience for me, thanks to the newest trend: shirts that gather below the bust and flare out like tents.  Usually, I'm attracted to the p...
Posted by valerie! on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:21:00 PST

Things I Hate Issue 2: Dane Cook

You know what's sad?  The fact that people think Dane Cook is hilarious.  That guy is an unfunny douche.  A while back, Josh made me listen to one bit from him that was sort of funny (...
Posted by valerie! on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:23:00 PST

every wish I ever made came true the day I woke up lying next to you...

Ok, so I've had some requests for the proposal story, so here it is, although words can't even express how awesome it was!We had a ton of friends over for a Friday the 13th party last night.  At ...
Posted by valerie! on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:36:00 PST

Things I Hate Issue 1: Transformers 2007

Ok, I know I said I wouldn't, but I can't resist. People are actually posting on Pittpunk about how good that heap of shit Transformers movie was. This will jump around a bit because I took my message...
Posted by valerie! on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:19:00 PST

"I was born a Republican."

I left my iPod in the Jeep last night, so, in the interest of not falling asleep at the wheel, I had to listen to talk radio in the Volvo on my way to work.  This morning, I heard something that ...
Posted by valerie! on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:26:00 PST

Myspace ads: transform and roll out?

So I'm home sick from work today, and maybe I should just go back to bed, but...Much like what happened with 300, myspace is being overrun with ads for the new Transformers movie.  It's cool that...
Posted by valerie! on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:17:00 PST

The day the music died...

I just found this, and it reminded me of how I used to feel about music.  Now I'm sad.Pipedown @ The Rex Theater 10/24/2003 (I'm in the front) ...
Posted by valerie! on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:32:00 PST

I'm drawing words from a tired heart.

I have this nasty habit of putting my feelings about and questions to you into writing, only to destroy them. I wish you knew how many times I've written you. I wish I didn't already kn...
Posted by valerie! on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

'cause this hope is greater than you'll ever know

If you've missed my many bulletins and lj entries, then you may not know that I'm once again living in Pittsburgh.  Actually, it may technically be Dormont, but I haven't got a definite answer as...
Posted by valerie! on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:32:00 PST

Oh make me over; I'm all I want to be...

Last night, I was talking to one of my old friends on AIM. She and I were pretty close when we were younger, but she lives in Massachusetts now and doesn't have internet, so we rarely talk. She messag...
Posted by valerie! on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:32:00 PST