I am the greatest cat in the entire world - I'm about 6 years old and weigh as much as a small child - my owner Brooke treats me better than the other cats - I will eat anything, literally anything - I have lovehandles - everyone who meets me loves me
I go by many names: - BUDDHA - Captain Banana - Big Man - Tub O' Guts - Buddha Belly - Fatty Boom Batty - Mr. Beus - Fattums McGee
I act more like a dog than a cat - I grunt when I hit the ground after leaping off something high - despite my lard, I will outrun any other pussy - I am cross-eyed
I live with these two fellas