Jurisconsult

My mother and father are both famous nihilists. They hated each other, but being prominent nihilists they came together in order to produce 160 pounds of walking despair and nothingness - a "prophet of emptiness." My father struggled for most of his life to bring the concept of nihilism to the people. His most famous book and greatest success is a five hundred page proto-myspace quiz (written in 1974) that is so long and mind numbing that it led many readers committed suicide. The book is banned in Singapore and Germany.My earliest memory is being trained to use the homemade printing press in our basement, which enabled my family to distribute political pamphlets about Eddystone government affairs. My mother is a well known nihilist famous for her essay _____, which called for independence from Ridley and the nationalization (Boroughization) of all industry in Eddystone, as well as the annexation of nearby towns that were illegally occupied by Ridley after the burning of Eddystone High School.I have one sister. She was last seen in Budapest Hungary jumping into the Danube in order to evade what I have come to believe were either Italian secret police or Romanian Catholics. It is now rumored that she is a mid level manager in an Iranian textile factory just outside of Tehran, but I have not been able to confirm this.In mid 2003 I contracted Dudchakitis, and I have been in a battle with my health insurance company ever since. They insist the disease, which is native to Ukraine, was wiped out by communists by the early 1930's...My writings can be found at

http://bkriplur.blogspot.com/

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