drinking, dancing, fighting, and fucking. puppies, kittens, and rainbows. teaching, studying, and writing. bourbon, Guinness, and coffee. tattoos, piercings, and combat boots. love, luck, and lollipops.I'm working on my PhD. That makes me smarter than you. Seriously. And the sooner that we all recognize that, the sooner we can all get back to drinking, dancing, fighting, and fucking. Naw, not really...ok, maybe...kinda...sorta
Your IQ Is 130
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Above Average
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You Are 94% Tortured Genius
You totally fit the profile of a tortured genius. You're uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.
Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You're pretty happy being an island.
Are You a Tortured Genius?
I'd like to meet:
If only Mr. Peabody would show up with the Way-Back Machine...or if Ouija boards actually worked. I've got a lotta questions that need answerin' and the only folks who have the answers I need are dead. Curse of being a historian, I suppose.I DO NOT want to meet liars, cheaters, emotional vampires, users, creeps, misogynists, homophobes, chowderheads, twits, ninnyhammers, nitwits, asshats, lickspittles, juggalos/juggalettes, or fair/foul weather friends. I've met enough of that ilk in my lifetime. Keep on walkin' or I shall mock you with reckless abandon. Laughing and serious finger pointing will more than likely accompany said mocking. I'll make you cry...
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
Made Bishop of Agagni by Pope Formosus, you became Pope yourself in 896 by putting your immediate predecessor, Boniface VI, to death. Your reign lasted all of fourteen months. However, you firmly assured your place in history by putting the rotting corpse of the aforementioned Formosus on trial in the splendidly named Synod Horrenda. Naturally, Formosus was clad in full papal vestments. Having dug up the stinking remains once already, you proceeded to have them found guilty, reburied, re-exhumed, relieved of the three fingers of the right hand used in consecrations and finally thrown into the Tiber. All ordinations performed by the luckless Formosus were annulled. After this delightful display of gratitude, you were promptly strangled, paving the way for an increasingly short-lived series of successors and the reinstatement, dereinstatement and rereinstatement of Formosus' Papal deeds.
You scored as Nice. You're nice. Please rate my quiz!
Nice
88%
Outgoing
81%
Fun
69%
Immature
63%
Shy
56%
Dramatic
44%
mean
6%
what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)
created with QuizFarm.comGreat! I'm "nice." That's just...nice. "Oh, that
M------! She's so...NICE!" blech...retch...
I will go to jail for ...
Carrying around a gun shaped like a penis
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Which fucked-up genius composer are you?Shane MacGowan... unconsciously brilliant. You can intelligently debate any topic from theology, history, literature and philosphy... though only while you're out of your skull on booze.
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You scored as
Materialist. Materialism stresses the essence of fundamental particles. Everything that exists is purely physical matter and there is no special force that holds life together. You believe that anything can be explained by breaking it up into its pieces. i.e. the big picture can be understood by its smaller elements.
Materialist
100%
Cultural Creative
75%
Modernist
69%
Existentialist
69%
Idealist
63%
Postmodernist
50%
Romanticist
25%
Fundamentalist
25%
What is Your World View?
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You Are 66% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 80%
Envy: 40%
Greed: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Pride: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 34%
You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD.
How Sinful Are You?I WANT TO START MY VERY OWN CULT OF THE SADISTS! WHO'S WITH ME?
Music:
As eclectic as eclectic can be. 80's alternative, goth/industrial/dark wave, showtunes, 80's metal, indie rock, punk, post-punk, The Smiths, The Pixies, Coldplay, Bob Mould/Husker Du, Bowie, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Joy Division, Siouxsie, The Cure, KMFDM, Front 242, TKK, Psych Furs, Echo&the Bunnymen, Oasis, XTC, New Order, Depeche Mode, The Magnetic Fields, Radiohead, The Strokes, Interpol, Belle & Sebastian, Stellastarr*, Silversun Pickups, Velvet Underground, Stooges, Rolling Stones
Movies:
I love classic cinema from the studio era! To Kill a Mockingbird; Casablanca; Citizen Kane; Touch of Evil All About Eve; The Godfather Trilogy; Goodfellas; Casino; Harry Potter; Lord of the Rings; The films of Preston Sturges; David Lean films; Oliver Stone; The Grapes of Wrath; Singin' in the Rain; Tombstone; Unforgiven; Star Wars; Amadeus; The Color Purple; Funny Girl; Some Like it Hot; Seven; The Nightmare Before Xmas; Silence of the Lambs; Platoon; Full Metal Jacket; The Lion in Winter; Ben Hur; Spartacus; Cleopatra; my guilty pleasure director is Ken Russell, Listomania is so surreal! Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Bowling for Columbine; this list could go on forever...
Your Movie Buff Quotient: 90%
You are a movie buff of the most obsessive variety. If a movie exists, chances are that you've seen it.
You're an expert on movie facts and trivia. It's hard to stump you with a question about film.
Are You a Movie Buff?
Television:
The Sopranos; Dexter; Grey's Anatomy; Star Trek; X-Files
Books:
PhD work leaves little time to read for pleasure. To Kill a Mockingbird, Harry Potter, The Color Purple, The Remains of the Day, Tolkien, Dante, Boccaccio, Chaucer, historical biography, Joseph Campbell, The Name of the Rose, mythology, The Mists of Avalon, Frankenstein, Dracula, Shakespeare, Keats, Yeats, E.M. Forster, D.H. Lawrence, Whitman, Tennyson, Byron
Right now I'm reading a crap-load of medieval saints' lives for my dissertation research.
Heroes:
I'm working on making that ME.
