.I am a dying breed.
Hello
I tend to delete my profile on a regular basis.
It's irrational I know.
Kind of like being a lesbian.
Of that which I am also.
An Irrational Lesbian.
Nice to meet you.
Now On With The Show
1. I count how many days I am okay with being alone on my fingers.
2. I have tiny hands.
3. I spend superfluous amounts of money that I do not have.
4. People Know Me.
5. Orange Juice after Sex.
6. I Love. Hard.
7. I still use the saying "big time" .
8. I am turned on by emotion.
9. I sometimes shake, but I don't use drugs for that.
10. I am passionate about being passionate.
11. I'm very un-social. I don't like to "party".
12. I'm not impressed by the current fascination of entertainers to take on what's classic. I'm into preservation.
13. I'm reluctant. Completely. So be careful with me.
14. I'm fascinated by the life being lived by my best friend. She want's to have sex with me.
15. Artists. Writers. Somebody said, "The unexamined life is not worth living." They were right.
16. Sex, Drugs, STD's, these are things we need to talk about.
17. I wreck my car too often to be comfortable with my ability to drive.
18. I listen to morning shows.
19. I don't think it's right to steal. I think it's funny to steal.
20. I have a Drag Queen. Her name is Syimone.
21. I dance like I fuck. This is sometimes misleading.
22. I care for every person Ive ever met. Its unhealthy and un-natural.
23. My whole life does not revolve around my sexuality.
24. I love to fish. It gets me off.
25. I kind of talk funny.
26. I love when people refer to tastes as colors. I.E. Red Jello.
27. Red Jello and Snyders Pretzels - my favorite snacks.
28. I have no class.
29. I draw. But on my own terms.
30. I will start over a song a thousand times until I've listened all the way through without interruption.
31. Everytime I hear a piano, I think of a girl.
32. I'll compare you to her, you won't measure up.
33. I'm Jewish. But only in the nose.
34. I'd like to never be categorized. But that's unavoidable, and not important.
35. I love Hardcore and I love Jazz. Nina Simone and Winter Solstice. Get it?
36.
37. My new deodorant is Superb.
38. I'm Nubian, but I've been burned a few times.
39. I don't play games. (I.E. Nintendo, Super Mario Bros., Your idea of dating)
40. I believe the best cookies come from Christmas Tins.
41. I believe you all look different but are all the same. Just like Cookies from a Christmas Tin. Exciting. But highly dissapointing.
42.The book was right on.
43. I sleep with a blanket my Grandfather I never met made. It's comforting.
44. Some of my girl friends look like Boys. I don't care. You shouldn't either.
45. I really mean all of this. You really do Not want to date me.
46. I'm the lead singer of an Air Band. Plus I dance for Gender Pop Cabaret.
47. I love writing trashy things on shirts and wearing them out.
48. I'm scared to death of Spiders. Seriously. To Death.
49. I like doing shots. They make me gag.
50. I'm quiting my job, everyday.
