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Christoph

Switch it up. Keep them guessing.

About Me

I'm a renegade and I don't behave; I want to gender fuck you up...
I'm pretty fucking rad. You want to know me.
I like jumping in water puddles. It gets me hot.
Sushi and Sake, yeah those do too.
I'm a sucker for gangsta rap, dirty electro, booty house, high-heels and the pretty ladies that wear them.
You won't hear me saying I'm sorry for drinking all your beer and crashing your dance party.
I'm a viking, not a pirate...get that shit right.

My Interests

Genderfuck, Queers, P-Styles, Femin/ists/ism, Veg/ans/etarians, Safer Sex, Drag, Dance Parties, Unicorns, Seahorses, and Mermaids, Bicycles, Tattoos, DIY, Self-help Books, Taraxacum "clocks."

I'd like to meet:

Renegades
Outlaws
Queers
Wandering Minstrels

Music:



Movies:

Documentaries, Zombie movies, Gay Porn.

Television:

It only plays VHS and DVDs.

Books:

One-handed reads.

Heroes:

Most of you disappoint me. Some of you inspire me.

My Blog

h e c t i c i t y

"your personal space and how it is represented affects, effects, and describes your personal health; that being all the "health(s)" that you can emote or demote." - linda long   a.c.s.w. i'm...
Posted by Christoph on Tue, 13 May 2008 02:47:00 PST

Just call me Lover-Boy.

Isn't it dreamy??? The braid, not the boy...Sources.Of.Hair Inspiration.Freshy-freshly cut.Freshy-fresh after Short Mountain.No more emo-boy hair, thanks to the ever so lovely and beautiful Ms. Jade P...
Posted by Christoph on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:54:00 PST

Get On Yr Knees, Smut.

I’m writing smut. To pay my bills and to give to people I like for one-handed reading material. Fin.
Posted by Christoph on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:53:00 PST

Fuck this gay shit!!!

So, I'm pretty confident in my "game" if you will (I'm a LEGEND, yes?) and apparently I have none of it anymore.I'm just tryna' get my pussy wet.What it comes down to is...STOP LOOKING LIKE A DYKE IF ...
Posted by Christoph on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:53:00 PST

Like A Falling Leaf Who Keeps Her Green.

Breathe life to the street from the mouthThose ruby red lips have much to givePull life from the land with your capable handsThose life loving beautiful broken handsOh, I'll stand with you and marvelA...
Posted by Christoph on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:46:00 PST

Elegeia

bloody thighsand skies descendedbroken fastnot quickly mended.will you miss methrow your arms to the sea?you let the anchor upso that's where i'll be.streams of pissand tress of ashlike the drugsyou'r...
Posted by Christoph on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:34:00 PST

Feelings are okay. Recycling is good, too.

You can talk about feelings.You can vent about feelings.You can even break bottles to get some shit off your mind.Just don't leave me in the fucking dark, okay?!Recycle. Just do it.It's good for your ...
Posted by Christoph on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:26:00 PST

Margaritas are amazing, but they make my head feel fuzzy the day after.

I'm sitting here and debating to myself about being naked all day. I have today off (in fact, I've had 3 days off in a row!!!) and I can think of no other way to spend my day if I'm going to be WOC (t...
Posted by Christoph on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:20:00 PST

A Softer World

I have been fucking around on asofterworld.com and these are what struck my fancy......
Posted by Christoph on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:09:00 PST

Shakin in my boots

These are stills from movies that scared the shit out of me when I was younger.How many can you name?This is why I don't swim...along with a few other reasons.No one can hear you scream.Bad dreams for...
Posted by Christoph on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:20:00 PST