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About Me

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Let's get the disclaimer out of the way - i don't add random friends without a hello email first. i don't care if you think i am hot or not. and i don't want to refinance my house, buy your mp3 deal, or pay a monthly fee to see your tits. now that we got that out of the way...i used to say "the world is my mattress" meaning anywhere was a good place to ...you know...that quote is still true, however nowadays it just means i can fall asleep absolutely anywhere...although i can't draw a stick figure with a ruler, i love the art world and can't enough of local raw art shows (and not the coyote/cactus kinda stuff)...i have a relentless attraction to drag kings...watching a live painting is amazing.....my walkman is my best friend...i have fibromyalgia & cfs -it sucks ass, but i am learning to deal and work with it...sick & twisted cartoon festivals are my idea of a perfect nite out...and i never met a martini i didn't like....sometimes i like the fact that i blend in. i can sit in a pta meeting planning the next bake sale while really all i am thinking about is the bloodplay demonstration i am going to that nite, and no one has a clue ...

My Interests

having pure selfless fun with the rugrats. anything that makes my heart race. . movies - the less mainstream the better.....toons...tunes...reading reading reading (especially non fiction)..going to gigs...ice skating...bowling...body art conventions..selling pomade door to door...playing spongebob on the x-box with my daughter (and yes, she CAN kick my ass)...screaming at the tv during a boxing match ....telling telemarketers/collectors i am not home, but my siamese twin is...cow tipping...inspecting arm pits (only on every other tuesday)... i cannot live without this woman's creations. The most amazing jewlery ever Check this link: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=30081681

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet an 80 year old george burns impersonator....and his hot 77 year old wife (preferably a pippi longstocking impersonator) so we can all live a life of sin in an abandoned vegas hotel playing poker with a beer stained deck of 49 cards....john waters travis mccoy, yummy.....someone who has read the children's book "the secret world of og" ...writers without boundaries....others suffering with fibromyalgia and/or chronic fatigue syndrome....those who perservere the tough times still maintaining a shred of optimism... other parents who go against the grain...old lost friends.....twisted photographer's ...uno & taboo players..flamethowers...hot pin up chics (for viewing pleasure) ...the person who inspired the song "super freak"...any half vietnamese relatives i may or maynot have...anyone with trichotilomania...boxing & k-1 fans....rufus & ransom - which will happen one day, and we will cause drunken debauchery in whatever dive we are at...oh yeah, and anyone who knows anything about marc almond.scratch that, make that marc almond himself.

Music:

i dig almost everything..such a commital answer..my latest obsessions are: mika,gym class heroes, lily allen,chrisette michele,amy winehouse,the arcade fire, the fratelli's, the shins, blocparty,tv on the radio,rocco deluca and the burden,i-am-x......my previous obessesions who i still adore :citizen cope. finley quay. marc almond. mos def. pete miser. grand puba. tool.nas.alice in chains.new order. nitzer ebb. a perfect circle. billie holiday. rufus & ransom. antedote.drunken immortals. robbie williams. the verve/richard ashcroft.django reinhardt. sugar cubes. hank williams (all three). matisyahu.hot hot heat. white stripes.turin brakes.trash can sinatra's. tribe called quest. talib kwali.the grapes of wrath (courtesy of canada's fine acoustic scene in the 80's).isaac hayden. janes addiction. depeche mode. anglo saxon.jurassic 5. the vandals.smashing pumpkins (gish style).led zepplin. frank zappa. mozart. beethovan. cocteau twins.fuzzbox.housemartins.wonderstuff.section 8 (for my old LA friends) .razorlight. ween.gogol bordello. frank sinatra. muddy waters. southern rock in general. brazilian girls. dr hook.patsy cline.george straight.tanya tucker.skinny puppy.beautiful south.alien ant farm.the specials.madness......and TWISTED SISTER circa 1986.

Movies:

the machinist....21 grams.... paranoia agent.... boon dock saints.... once upon a time in america. ...waking ned divine....rat race.... phantom tollbooth. ...y tu mama tambien. ..ju on.... iron monkey...twin warriors...the enforcer...13th warrior...serial mom...miller's crossing...the big labowski...sin city....snatch...lock,stock & two smoking barrels...chopper....saw...house of a thousand corpses....monster's ball...boon dock saints..beerfest...super troopers...fear & loathing in las vegas...pitch black...house of flying dagers...baraka (no, i can't spell)....of course - akira -.....all john waters flicks....anything tim burton (although i wasn't really into the marky mark gorilla)....la cgae aux folles...suburbia (gotta love flea kissin the rat & the fine fine acting in that movie)...foxfire (with angelina jolie as a young rebellious lesbian...yummmy) ...the family guy box set

Television:

anything on the food network, travel channel or discovery channel.lost.going tribal.transgender nation. so graham norton. survivor man.and the flavor of love, i can't get enough of flavor flaaaav for reasons unknown to me

Books:

house of spirits...rule of the bone..lovely bones...any auto/biography...memoirs from holocaust survivors..geek love...maya angelou....cook books...death be not proud...the dictionary..

Heroes:

my dad

My Blog

akira's lockdown graduation

the story of akira's preschool graduation...The day of it, i rushed around all am, getting laundry done so we could wear dresses, making arrangements with friends/fam to meet up etc etc. I get a call ...
Posted by lil nae on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

beautiful liar

have you seen this video? beautiful liar with shakira and beyonce? you could practically put it on mute and queue up cheesy porno music and be set. These ladies together make me wish i could be a grip...
Posted by lil nae on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:04:00 PST

you know your pms'ing when....

you decide to have a "thanksgiving in spring" - cooking a 22lb turkey, with all the fixins..candied yams, stuffing, gravy , taters, veggies, cranberry sauce, desert etc etc. Seriously, that is what i ...
Posted by lil nae on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

my ears are going rocco

i have another new music addiction to add to my obession with lily allen and mika. It's rocco deluca and the burdern. i guess keifer sutherland manages them or something. I gotta hand it to the guy, h...
Posted by lil nae on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:57:00 PST

accurate prediction

How bad is it when you get a fortune cookie that reads : " you will read this and say 'Geez! I could come up with better fortunes than that!" you know, at first i thought, how pathetic IS my future if...
Posted by lil nae on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST

two hour cure

Finally, a smile. Yesterday I took Akira on her class field trip to the ice skating rink. At first, she was crying like someone was stealing her candy bar. She didn't like the way the skates felt on h...
Posted by lil nae on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:11:00 PST

lost and found

that is how i feel. lost and found. i have been struggling beyond words with my health. it is frustrating to say the least. some days i can't get out of bed, literally. the days i can i am plauged wit...
Posted by lil nae on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:09:00 PST

a new anthem

in the 70's, we had gloria gaynor "i will survive". well, it's time to retire that and replace it with the following : "Not Big" Lily Allen, for those men with big ego's and little cocks. "...
Posted by lil nae on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:33:00 PST

just my luck

an explanation to those of you i haven't seen or talked to in awhile, there is a reason. and to those who have been close to me during my suffering, here is some info... so the doc says i have fi...
Posted by lil nae on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:28:00 PST

the story of TIS

so, i was getting ready , doing my make up/hair in the mirror. as i was ok with the final product when i said to myself, yup - that will work, you look pretty, til you smile. get is Til I Smile...haha...
Posted by lil nae on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST