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Beth

I am here for Friends

About Me

I grew up in Ohio, moved to Phoenix, AZ, and ended up on an island in the Caribbean. I am happily "married" to Tabra, my partner of 4 and a half years. Constitutional amendments, my ass.I have made it my mission in life since moving to the island to not take things so seriously. It is truly hard to stress over things like the cell phone bill when you can walk out your door and into the Caribbean sea. I have seen dolphins, turtles, whales, barricudas and eels right out in my backyard. If you make it a priority to visit here once, you will come back.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Friends. People from back in the day. Anyone who can see a Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert ticket in 08. The freaks who are behind The Onion. Mark Morford. If you haven't read him yet, you better.

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A Bit Of Both
(You are 60% Calvin and 40% Hobbes)

Calvin & Hobbes, like a scruffy yin and yang, are in perfect balance within you. Like Calvin, you're weird, a bit insecure, and can be a trouble-maker. But like Hobbes, you're down to earth and sensitive. It's a risk to say it here, after just a ten question test, but I'll bet you're smarter than most. Both Calvin and Hobbes are crafty, clever characters, and any one made from equal parts of each is a force to be reckoned with.

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My Blog

Wow... back in touch

You know, I can deal with not having television. I don't miss it. But we have definitely been feeling the lack of internet access. The nice little man from Broadband VI came to my house today and did ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:22:00 GMT

Adventures in dinner?

Subtitle: This would never happen to Chuck Norris.I am thirty six years old. You would think that 36 years is plenty of time to learn that if someone asks me a questions, and my reply is "Why not?" th...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:34:00 GMT

Gainfully unemployed

Two months ago, I gave notice to my employers at the beachside resort, and yesterday, my sentence was finally over. The guests were great, my co-workers were wonderful and the scenery was out of this ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 13:41:00 GMT

Bye Bye Dean

Well, we survived our small brush with Hurricane Dean. We only got the outer bands here in St. Croix. Yesterday, that meant a lot of wind... Not enough to lift your car, but some gusts were enough to ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:37:00 GMT

I am not my own friend

I went to my pictures just now to post a comment on the one I am using as my default picture. I wanted to put in a "poor me" about how the only sunglasses I ever really looked good in are now gone. My...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 18:40:00 GMT

Things that go click-a-click-a, scritch, scritch, clang, clack, screeee in the night

  Warning, this story contains the word "fuck" in several variations. Please do not read any further if you are easily fucking offended.     Picture it, St. Croix 2007. (That's how I wi...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 18:30:00 GMT

It's funny 'cuz it's true

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland&nbsp;"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent."  You probably are from the Midland (Penns...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:22:00 GMT

Another Wednesday Night in America's Paradise

A cruise ship docked at the Frederiksted pier last night. Since Tabra and I live about a five minute walk from the pier, we gathered up our friends Doreen and A.J and walked down to gawk at the touris...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 17:37:00 GMT

Why I shaved my head.. and why you should, too.

In June, my good friend Linda was diagnosed with liver cancer while back in the states for some medical tests. When we found out she was staying on the mainland for treatment, Tabra and I promised her...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:06:00 GMT

Politcal leaning

Well, I've always thought that I was fiscally conservative, but ethically liberal. But I definitely don't see myself as more conservative than liberal. Except, well, gun laws don't keep the criminals...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:56:00 GMT