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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

ok, i'm going to try this again. still not sure why i have this page, but if my MOTHER can have one....enuf said! boring basic info about me: i am approaching middle age, and the peg leg makes me look even older. the scoleosis makes me look weird, and the arthritis makes me feel weird. so it goes without saying that i am hopelessly addicted to painkillers. i dress my 14 year old child up in platform shoes and old man sunglasses so he won't arouse suspicion when he's driving me around to my many doctor appointments.i find excitement in my life between the many drudgerous tasks i take on daily, such as laundry, doing dishes, cleaning the catbox, and vaccuuming. maybe that's not exactly true, because i have to admit that vaccuuming is actually pretty exciting. meditative, even.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The dog whisperer, Cesar. Our dumb dogs need some serious assistance.

My Blog

TWILIGHT - IN A NUTSHELL

I had to post this, because it reflects my thoughts and feelings EXACTLY when it comes to this tweenybopper series of books and subsequent movie(s).  I laughed my butt off, not only because it wa...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:29:00 GMT

what a drama queen

god, i can be so melodramatic sometimes.  it's amazing what another thirstbuster-sized cup of coffee can do.  ive made a list.  it's really long.  very comprehensive.  soon il...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:22:00 GMT

I Still Love Ikea

Alright, since you asked....yesterday, the kids and I decided to take a little trip to Ikea, as we needed curtains for Zane's room.  And a pepper grinder. After several false starts mostly having...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:28:00 GMT

super sweet awesome whoo hoo most greatest night ever!!

Last nite, for the first time ever, Mr. Zane slept thru an entire nite!  He went to bed around 9, and didn't wake up until 6am--and that was short and sweet.  I popped him back in bed with m...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:56:00 GMT

wtf

what the hell is this "own your friends" crap that's running rampant all over myspace?!  i clicked on it and now i have $4000 in theoretical money that i have no idea what to do with. and apparen...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:21:00 GMT

Jesus, Im tired

Good god, I'm exhausted.  Almost all the time.  Seems no matter what kind of sleep I get at night (or during the day), I just can't shake it.  What's scary about it is that it sneaks up...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 09:53:00 GMT

ZANE IS HERE!!!!!

ZANE DESMOND SANTESTEBAN-CONRY ARRIVED ON TIME LAST FRIDAY, MARCH 7TH AT 11:18AM.  HE WEIGHED 8 LBS AND 6 OZ, AND WAS 20 INCHES LONG.   HE’S A BRUISER--HE’S GOT BIG MUSCLES IN HI...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:19:00 GMT

FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 2008

That will be Zane's birthday!  Due to an early rebellion, he will be surgically removed from my midsection around 10am on the above date.  He's what's called a "complete breech", which means...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:38:00 GMT

ILLIN

im beginning to wonder if ive been cursed.  first it's little foot bones suddenly becoming fractured, then it's the cold turned bronchitis that wont ever leave, and now my poor puppy's got neck i...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:46:00 GMT

song

i was just listening to the song i have on my profile and realizing how much  i really love calexico.  but i dont really like "garden ruin" as much as i like some of the other albums.  ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:52:00 GMT