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brooke

Pscychopathiasexualis, I am in love with a horse from Dallas

About Me

Well, I'm one of those guys that should not be allowed to describe himself to any sort of public audience: both shallow and deep, honest yet often full of shit, hell I don't know. I'm a man of many contradictions. Ask around. Myspace Layouts and SO much more from WhateverLife.com! ♥

My Interests

wine, women and song (sex, drugs and rockn'roll)

I'd like to meet:

those unopposed to meeting me

Music:

I'll leave that for another night on the keyboard and just list the locals (dead or alive): object at the end of history, we landed on the moon, arbor vita, black rats, transmission, direwood, frames of reference, air war, ahab, taipans, mattrock and the powerboxx, brass bed, told by an idiot, collapsar, view of a burning city, james vanway, liquidrone, ARMA, destroyed by fire, buck leblanc, need new body, odd arnie, victim of a modern age, wayne oatmeal, wizards of boat, the pleasant mike sessions, the rah rahs, tim campbell, modern jazz movement, death comes to matteson, always the runner, terror of the sea, attractive and popular, resistance to the campground, october groundfly, cord bueker, rare avis, i'm very drunk now so i'll finish the rest later. recent fetishes include antony and the johnsons, wolf parade, mf doom, tom waits(anytime of course), old soul records, and the young kids tryin' to do their thing, gotta support the local scene

Movies:

being a hopeful filmaker, yes i love the cinema but in the hope of not being pretentious i'll leave that long list for another day but as an obscure favorite i'll say Last Year In Marienbad

Television:

family guy, the daily show, the colbert report, adult swim, video blogs(youtube) and podcasts but nothing else reality-wise, it's imploding our ailing culture (but i will admit to catching a little hogan knows best from time to time)

Books:

currently reading or read recently: oblivion by d.f.w.,hey nostradamus by douglas coupland, blood meridian cormack mccarthy, the dead father, snow white and amateurs by donald barthelme,the invisible man by ralph ellison, difficult loves by italo calvino, rebel without a crew by robert rodriguez, strong motion by jonathan franzen, the unbearable lightness of being by milan kundera, the sotweed factor by john barth, the journey to the end of the night by celine. favorite authors: david foster wallace, kurt vonnegut, william gibson, jonathan saffran foer, anais nin, richard brautigan, bret easton ellis, thomas pynchon, dave eggers, douglas coupland, charles bukowski, john steinbeck, kafka, kipling, camus, stendhal, hemingway, graham greene, hunter s thompson, walter abish, yukio mishima, thomas mann, gunter grass, goethe, poe, dostoefsky poets: ezra pound, hart crane, ts eliot, burroughs, ginsberg, kerouac and all the beats, pablo neruda, basho, saigyo, whitman, dylan thomas, yeats, blake, byron, rimbaud, coleridge, prevert, martin back, and as all good lists do, it goes on... to other hot shit barnes doesn't carry

Heroes:

those that have made their impressions felt through lifestyle and action no matter the consequences
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My Blog

New Year’s Eve

On the subject of the first, or evening before (I remember actually thinking that the first of the year was November the first, for ill begotten reasons of course, because of a few latin words that h...
Posted by brooke on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:23:00 PST

you be the judge.(dun dun dun)

Am I the most passive aggressive person on the planet? Laziest might be more apropos. The days aren't getting any longer or shorter. I'm just doing nothing with them. And goddamnit! I think I've falle...
Posted by brooke on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:36:00 PST

she's the one

Shes the One.(A) Name of a film.(B) What males cant help but think on occasion.(C) Beginning of Tricky album Pre-Millennium Tension.(D) What I have recently aggrandized as being true.(E) All of the ab...
Posted by brooke on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:26:00 PST

When the fool becomes a King

I have no right to throw this nonsense to a viewable source. What comes from this is not passion, more a lack thereof. I cry during commercials and sappy score ridden moments of films.  I do...
Posted by brooke on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:35:00 PST

very late, very drunk, very hard to read the next morning

I will type this as I wrote it last night/this morning. As if there were a stone gate of compatibly unsurmountable dimensions layed out before young Joshua, he thought when only a shroud thick as it ...
Posted by brooke on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 04:22:00 PST

The beard started it.

With reason at the rudder my ass!   Tell me this. When were you most in love with yourself? That's right, head over heels with your own silly little ass? Been a while right? But how long's it be...
Posted by brooke on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:04:00 PST

What I do these days

Parties parties everywhere  and not a one to hit    "Why", you may ask. Because I'm in a barless hotel in Port Saint Lucie Florida claims adjusting(new development in my life, more lat...
Posted by brooke on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 07:58:00 PST

late night buddy conversation regarding cell use fictional

Damn it Gene you might need to give it up tonight. What are you talking about? One of these girls has got to be up and ready for some fun times with the Genie. Look, you've gone through 50 numbers alr...
Posted by brooke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yet

I've yet to crack. If that's any consolation.
Posted by brooke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

He is not sure

Here is a little conundrum I was working out a few years ago and just wrote as if it were a short story idea. Hope you enjoy. If you actually know me then I'm sure you will.brookeHe is not sure what h...
Posted by brooke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST