Lord Witchfog - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I hate the fantastic four movies. They sucked. That is the entirety of my personality.

My Interests

Asia Argento.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I like the sound of ice being crushed, felt rubbed on felt, ceramic screeching against metal, children talking, small bones breaking, animals in pain, insects eating offal, skin stretching and ripping, and people shrieking in languages I don't understand. I find rap/hip hop fucking annoying, however.

Movies:

A clockwork orange, please god someone make a movie out of SNOWCRASH or NEUROMANCER.

Television:

I like the show about the drunk girl who goes around drinking and sight seeing, but they canceled it.

Books:

You assholes couldn't handle a book, so why do you want suggestions? You couldn't even handle a LIST of books. Bitches.

Heroes:

people who have more stuff than me. also people who let me stuff them.

My Blog

Meshuggah Misheard Lyrics (Future Breed Machine)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=judWB4Bn-3c these are teh best....
Posted by Lord Witchfog on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:12:00 PST

merry xmas.

The first time that the name Jesus Christ appears in any Roman records is the book The Jewish Wars, by Josephus. Josephus' work was first published in 90 AD (at least 20 years before the gospels were ...
Posted by Lord Witchfog on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:13:00 PST

Giant space robots!!! fucking to heavy metal!!! I want Ideas!

It's a Haiku (5/7/5 syllables). Give me haikus that are movie pitches. I will give the writer of the best one a great prize.examples: &nb sp; 1man w...
Posted by Lord Witchfog on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:44:00 PST

in all seriousness

this is how I became a totally awesome vampire
Posted by Lord Witchfog on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:43:00 PST

how to learn japanese

Step one, find easy words.lemon = remonorange = orenjiapartment = apaatoStep two, find words that have hilarious definitionsbeard = hige(he gay)mouth =&...
Posted by Lord Witchfog on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 06:25:00 PST

Captain Lazar from teh future

tHe DarK KNNigHT was a GreAT moVIe EvEN ThoUGH TEh Joker (HEAF LEdgRE) loOKS LiKE Teh CRoW!ALSO edWARD NOrton is PRetTY GoOD in Teh INCREDIblE HuLK But it's NOT Teh BEst HUlK MoovIE theyEVer MAdE! OUc...
Posted by Lord Witchfog on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:37:00 PST

Best chat ever!

mkyrslf21 (11:13:36 PM): home! mkyrslf21 (11:13:53 PM): went to wal mart first for a window wiper for my back CapnBeastman (11:14:18 PM): i cleaned bathroom for a hour ...
Posted by Lord Witchfog on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST

I lost the parrot

My driver left the parrot in his car all day while he was at work, and the window was open. This happened friday. The parrot could fly roughly 25 mph for up to 3 minutes at a time stopping for 20 minu...
Posted by Lord Witchfog on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

Twilight of the Idiots.

Wafflehouse hires the sexiest waitresses! Many have several teeth. I think the sexiest thing about Wafflehouse is the way you can get a cheese omelet any time you want. (By cheese omelet I mean a toup...
Posted by Lord Witchfog on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:08:00 PST