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J/O/H/N/N/Y

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About Me



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My Interests



I like movies, martial arts, books, video games, music and pizza...that's right ladies, I said pizza.

Besides all that, writing music consumes my life. Wait; not that I dont do anything outside of writing music...I eat, breathe, think, blink, talk, walk, drive......wow, this is really sad. Yep, I am a loser. I think I will just go now and give myself a wedgey and a swirly then throw myself in a dumpster.

PS: Oh yea, and I like boobies too.

I'd like to meet:


"Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground. Silly monkeys, give them thumbs they make a club, and beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability, to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here."
- Maynard Keenan

Tommy Emmanuel - Better than a warm glass of milk.

VaDrum tearin it up.

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Music:

I like to buy the soundtracks to 70's porn flicks. Yeah, thats right, you can catch me rollin through mall parking lots on my down time with the windows dropped and the volume up...way up. Bown chika wow wow, bitches!!! (I wana see you try and spell that shit!)

Movies:


Figments
Yes, I write movies.

Lord of the Ring Trilogy, Anchor Man - "Milk was a bad choice!", Nacho Libre, Se7en, Fight Club, As Good As It Gets, The Labyrinth (Anything Jim Henson), Street Fighter (the anime not the gay Van Damn it version), Pretty much every cool movie that Keanu Reeves ever almost did well. Did I lose ya there? Oh yea, and a fuck load of Disney movies.

Television:

LOST. But only on DVD cuz, fuck commercials. Oh and reality shows can kiss my pickle! To me they are like pop corn: it makes me nauseous but I cant stop eating it. And I know you can't eat a reality show, its just a metaphor damn it. Myspace Contact Tables
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Books:

I have read too many to count. Not nearly enough fiction though. I read mostly about the music industry and how record labels like to get more than they should.

Heroes:

My mother: Ruby...

And my best-friend: Carol...