Too tired to walk, man steals police car |
Too tired to walk, man steals police car
'I got tired walking, so I thought I would drive the police car home,' he says
TOKYO - A Japanese man told police he stole a patrol car that had been le...
Posted by Monica on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:27:00 PST |
Women's Meanings |
What common words, phrases and sounds actually mean, when a woman says them...Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER us...
Posted by Monica on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST |
What Men Mean |
Have you ever asked what men are really thinking when they say the things they do? Well now is your opportunity to answer that very question..."I'm going fishing."Really means..."I'm going to drink my...
Posted by Monica on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST |
Woman fakes heart attack to scare off intruder |
Woman fakes heart attack to scare off intruder
80-year-old in Maine tricked convicted sex offender, who was later arrested
HAMPDEN, Maine - An 80-year-old Hampden woman who was watching the Sup...
Posted by Monica on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST |
22 ways to make a girl smile |
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.3 . Kiss her on the forehead.4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.5 . When sh...
Posted by Monica on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:54:00 PST |
Had To Steal This It Was Too Funny Not To |
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A MONTREALER WHEN You pronounce it "Muntreal", not "Mahntreal".
You have ever said anything like "I have to stop at the guichet before we get to the dep." Y...
Posted by Monica on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:14:00 PST |
Weds Blah's |
Yeah I should be working but I dont really feel like it. The printers arent working and everyone is connected to one photocopy machine. There is I think at least 15 people if not more on one machine. ...
Posted by Monica on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST |
And Part 2 |
Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!
Your mamma is so fat she'...
Posted by Monica on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:39:00 PST |
Dont Know Why Just Felt Like It |
Yo Momma Jokes Part 1
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on...
Posted by Monica on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:39:00 PST |
Funny Instructions |
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.(Gee, that's the only...
Posted by Monica on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:37:00 PST |
