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N.F.M.S.

christopher fucking cole

About Me

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My Interests

i like falling over

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

rock AND roll. that's quite the selection.

Movies:

here follows a typical couple of days in our house courtesy of travelling jim showing lots of my little friends and a few complete strangers. get out my house damn english. oh, they have.

Television:

roobarb and custard, dangermouse, trapdoor.

Books:

nudie books

Heroes:

anyone whos doing what they really want to. i really want to do jessica alba.

My Blog

illegitimate contents

i forgot about this until i found myself with a biro and a copy of People earlier today.come visit bumrape islandyou may possibly explode laughing.oh sod it, lets turn this into chris's guide to the w...
Posted by N.F.M.S. on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:18:00 PST

just in case you didnt notice

i didnt go home. canada shall be my place of residencificationising for at least two more years. unless i get the sack, in which case ill live under a rock in the moontins instead. youll never take me...
Posted by N.F.M.S. on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:20:00 PST

not mince

as i seems like most of my blogs consist of dribbling nonsense i thought id write one of them ones what actualy tells people who might be interesed, all two of you, what ive been doing. today is my la...
Posted by N.F.M.S. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:16:00 PST

cutiemus maximus

every so often i like to image search for red pandas on google. i did this today, now i feel fuzzy. you should try it....
Posted by N.F.M.S. on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:43:00 PST

interesting. now with 73% more interest

i read with interest in the paper today about a proposed gaint floating banana over texas. the necessary information may be found atgeostationarybananaovertexas.comi like the predicted flightpath the ...
Posted by N.F.M.S. on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:51:00 PST

reproduction

There was a man at the door tonight who wanted money for a 'breeding machine', of course i gave him something for such a worthy cause but was dissapointed to learn that the pictures of children he sho...
Posted by N.F.M.S. on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:31:00 PST

mince (and cake?)

aye thats richt, mince. an baws.me visa application is gettin nowhere fast, me visa cards been lost in the post and visa vi i canny pay the visa fee. mince. anyone need to get married? goan hen, ye ke...
Posted by N.F.M.S. on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:11:00 PST

hogmanay and frozen bogies

christ i dinny feel well, quebecland is pretty groovy though. so far this week i`ve been sledging down a road somewhere in the country and jumping off a pile of snow at the end, sliding down...
Posted by N.F.M.S. on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:18:00 PST

ah quebec

nope, sans le niege anaw. ou est le niege? bof. tell ye what, annes got a chuffin big hoose tho`. jings.
Posted by N.F.M.S. on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:43:00 PST

on the road again

bloggity fuckin blog. in twa weeks time an aff tae the island for a spell, maybes seattle for another spell, calgary for general witchcraft then montreal for a few months of crowleyism. montrefuckinal...
Posted by N.F.M.S. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST