GOD

God i hate filling these out. Seriously, I never know what to write. I do not want to sound egotistical or conceited but, I am God after all so I am everything and nothing all at once. To sum it up, I am your creator. Hmmm, according to wikipedia, I am a supreme reality, a sole creator and sustainer of the universe. Yeah sure, I will take that too. Can not disagree with wikipedia lol.
You are probably thinking, why would God need a myspace account and why did it take so long for me to make one. Geez, give me a break...I have been tied up a bit with things. You know, creating and such. I am a busy entity, it is not like I can get someone to lend me a hand with this creation deal. Sorry, did not mean to get angry. I swear I am not a vengeful God. But I can get moody once in a while, so beware. I want this account to serve as a vessel for all of you to ask me the questions that have plagued your minds over the last 4.5 billion years of this planets existence.
So, I guess I should talk a little more about myself. Ummm yeah...well I am neither male or female. But I do like the ladies lol. What can I say, they are one of my favorite creations. But I am not here to date. It just would not work out you know with me being all omnipresent and omnipotent. Hope you can all understand. But I am here to meet everyone. Each and every one of you. I am not a God of any particular religion, in case you are wondering. I will let you in on a little secret...its all the same in the end, so I really do not know what all the fighting and bickering is over.
I am pretty laid back and easy going, so do not feel intimidated by my divinity, feel free to drop by and say hello or ask any question that you have not been able to answer yourself. Imagine me as any other hip myspacer and I am sure I will fit in perfectly with all you cool kids.